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She pisses me off like no other woman can. Her voice cuts into my head like broken glass. Her 'I'm the princess' attitude makes me want to punch her in the tit. She is not attractive. Why can't she be more like Monica? Why can't Phoebe be more like Monica? Every woman should strive to be like Monica. If we had a planet of Monicas, we would be the envy of the universe.
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I am guessing this is your wife, if she is on TV why would you watch her if you are having these problems?
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I like her boob job, real quality work. Restrained; tasteful even.
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That show is what ruined the youth of today. Being 35 and unable to commit to a relationship marked the decline of civilization.
That being said, don't bother bathing them before bringing them to me. |
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I have no idea to which you are referring but I cannot condone condone tit punching in even the most extreme of circumstance. Fix yourself.
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I have no idea to which you are referring but I cannot condone condone tit punching in even the most extreme of circumstance. Fix yourself. HOW. OLD. ARE. YOU. PEOPLE. So it's a television program? Well, I don't watch TV. Haven't for decades. |
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I got news for you. Monica does not look like that anymore. Now it's some kind of hybrid freak.
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Rachel was the hottest on friends. Phoebe was 2nd. Never liked Monica.
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Around these parts, "Rachael" refers to NYShooter's old avatar.
End of discussion. |
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You know Monica and Rachel both would have been boring in bed. Probably wouldn't even let you put it up their asses. Phoebe. Now there is a girl you can do things to. Lots of things. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Rachel was the hottest on friends. Phoebe was 2nd. Never liked Monica. You know Monica and Rachel both would have been boring in bed. Probably wouldn't even let you put it up their asses. Phoebe. Now there is a girl you can do things to. Lots of things. Eh, much like a safe full of guns, even the worst of the bunch would probably still have been pretty damn fun. |
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I have no idea to which you are referring but I cannot condone condone tit punching in even the most extreme of circumstance. Fix yourself. HOW. OLD. ARE. YOU. PEOPLE. So it's a television program? Well, I don't watch TV. Haven't for decades. Wow. Someone on ARFCOM is even more out of touch with pop culture than I am. ![]() |
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Given the chance
I'D KNOCK THE BOTTOM OUT OF RACHAEL. Thats all |
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Have a cigar. You're gonna go far. you're gonna fly high, You're never gonna die, You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you By the way - which one's Pink? Just kidding - they are all pink on the inside. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Is this the thread where I confess to masturbating to completion at the end of every episode of Mr. Belvedere?
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Quoted: Men watch Friends? Straight men? ![]() View Quote I'm not proud of this, but I've seen every episode of Friends probably at least 4 times. I went through a life phase where I had a pretty significant TV addiction. I also didn't have cable for quite a while and only had broadcast channels. My home was about 5 minutes from my work. I was supposed to be at work until 5:30. Most days if I could get away without getting caught I'd leave work at 4:50 so I could get home in time to watch the Simpsons at 5 and 5:30. I'd watch TV until usually 2 or 3 AM. The FOX affiliate ran Friends in syndication at 7:00 and 7:30 PM. It was literally the only thing in that time slot that was even remotely palatable. The CBS affiliate ran Wheel at 7 and Jeopardy at 7:30. I can't fucking stand Wheel. I can't remember what was on the other channels but it was terrible, even worse than Friends. I would usually watch one or both episodes. Sometimes I would switch at 7:30 for Jeopardy if I remembered. There was also an independant station in that town that was broadcast only and not carried by the cable companies. So most people didn't even know it existed, as pretty much everybody had cable. They played a lot of weird esoteric shit, and played whatever re-runs they could get without paying heavy syndicate fees. I think I was one of 25 total viewers in the city ![]() So I (was) somewhat of a leading expert on little known shows. Also not something to be proud of ![]() |
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That's not the right cigar. |
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