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Posted: 4/6/2015 11:03:36 PM EDT
She pisses me off like no other woman can. Her voice cuts into my head like broken glass. Her 'I'm the princess' attitude makes me want to punch her in the tit. She is not attractive. Why can't she be more like Monica? Why can't Phoebe be more like Monica? Every woman should strive to be like Monica. If we had a planet of Monicas, we would be the envy of the universe.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:04:38 PM EDT
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Have a cigar.

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Excuse me sir.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:05:17 PM EDT
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No pics?  Who is this Rachel you  speak of?  Who is Monica?
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:05:58 PM EDT
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The '90s called and wants its post back.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:06:05 PM EDT
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Friends?

Lollloll
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:06:08 PM EDT
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I am guessing this is your wife, if she is on TV why would you watch her if you are having these problems?
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My wife is binge watching. My revenge is to talk about Monica. Constantly.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:08:51 PM EDT
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I like her boob job, real quality work.  Restrained; tasteful even.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:12:49 PM EDT
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You're gonna go far.
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You're gonna go far.

you're gonna fly high, You're never gonna die,
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:15:28 PM EDT
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That show is what ruined the youth of today.  Being 35 and unable to commit to a relationship marked the decline of civilization.

That being said, don't bother bathing them before bringing them to me.
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I have no idea to which you are referring but I cannot condone condone tit punching in even the most extreme of circumstance. Fix yourself.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:16:58 PM EDT
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No love for Janice?
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:22:01 PM EDT
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Lol. Funny you say that. I'm watching Martin right now. Lol.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:23:32 PM EDT
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HOW. OLD. ARE. YOU. PEOPLE.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:24:28 PM EDT
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always thought Janice was smoking hot,  just ditch that accent
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:25:51 PM EDT
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HOW. OLD. ARE. YOU. PEOPLE.
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HOW. OLD. ARE. YOU. PEOPLE.

So it's a television program?  Well, I don't watch TV.  Haven't for decades.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:26:16 PM EDT
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I got news for you.  Monica does not look like that anymore.  Now it's some kind of hybrid freak.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:27:15 PM EDT
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You're gonna go far.

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You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:28:32 PM EDT
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Exactly.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:28:42 PM EDT
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Might as well...

Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:29:48 PM EDT
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Rachel was the hottest on friends. Phoebe was 2nd. Never liked Monica.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:31:13 PM EDT
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Around these parts, "Rachael" refers to NYShooter's old avatar.

End of discussion.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:33:34 PM EDT
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Sometimes titpunching is the only sane thing to do.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:33:50 PM EDT
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OP is wrong and he should feel bad.
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You know Monica and Rachel both would have been boring in bed.  Probably wouldn't even let you put it up their asses.



Phoebe.  Now there is a girl you can do things to.  Lots of things.





 
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Monica was a bitchy kunt.    She fucked all her fathers friends, and then seduced her Gay friend.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:35:19 PM EDT
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Do you even 1990's, bro?
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:36:22 PM EDT
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My wife is binge watching. My revenge is to talk about Monica. Constantly.

Good strategy.

But nipples.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:36:29 PM EDT
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fuckin nailed it
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You know Monica and Rachel both would have been boring in bed.  Probably wouldn't even let you put it up their asses.

Phoebe.  Now there is a girl you can do things to.  Lots of things.

 
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You know Monica and Rachel both would have been boring in bed.  Probably wouldn't even let you put it up their asses.

Phoebe.  Now there is a girl you can do things to.  Lots of things.

 



Eh, much like a safe full of guns, even the worst of the bunch would probably still have been pretty damn fun.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:40:05 PM EDT
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So it's a television program?  Well, I don't watch TV.  Haven't for decades.
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HOW. OLD. ARE. YOU. PEOPLE.

So it's a television program?  Well, I don't watch TV.  Haven't for decades.


Wow.

Someone on ARFCOM is even more out of touch with pop culture than I am.

Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:40:22 PM EDT
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Couteney then is hotter than Courteney now




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Do you even 1990's, bro?

Wasn't watching TV by then.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:44:35 PM EDT
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She always was a sharp-featured hag.
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:46:39 PM EDT
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Given the chance

I'D KNOCK THE BOTTOM OUT OF RACHAEL.

Thats all
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You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you


By the way - which one's Pink?

Just kidding - they are all pink on the inside.

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Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:47:07 PM EDT
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Men watch Friends?  Straight men?  
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No!
Link Posted: 4/6/2015 11:58:25 PM EDT
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OP was watching Friends all wrong, this is why we liked Rachael
Link Posted: 4/7/2015 12:00:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/7/2015 12:01:57 AM EDT
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Is this the thread where I confess to masturbating to completion at the end of every episode of Mr. Belvedere?
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They didn't ban bras on the set and keep the temp down for female viewers.

( . )( . )
Link Posted: 4/7/2015 12:26:46 AM EDT
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I'm not proud of this, but I've seen every episode of Friends probably at least 4 times.



I went through a life phase where I had a pretty significant TV addiction.  I also didn't have cable for quite a while and only had broadcast channels.  My home was about 5 minutes from my work.  I was supposed to be at work until 5:30.  Most days if I could get away without getting caught I'd leave work at 4:50 so I could get home in time to watch the Simpsons at 5 and 5:30.  I'd watch TV until usually 2 or 3 AM.



The FOX affiliate ran Friends in syndication at 7:00 and 7:30 PM.  It was literally the only thing in that time slot that was even remotely palatable.  The CBS affiliate ran Wheel at 7 and Jeopardy at 7:30.  I can't fucking stand Wheel.  I can't remember what was on the other channels but it was terrible, even worse than Friends.  



I would usually watch one or both episodes. Sometimes I would switch at 7:30 for Jeopardy if I remembered.



There was also an independant station in that town that was broadcast only and not carried by the cable companies.  So most people didn't even know it existed, as pretty much everybody had cable.  They played a lot of weird esoteric shit, and played whatever re-runs they could get without paying heavy syndicate fees.  I think I was one of 25 total viewers in the city .  So I've seen and remember a ton of rarely known shows.  Most shows won't enter syndication until they have 100 episodes but there are a lot of one off / oddball series that can be bought and aired for next to nothing.  



So I (was) somewhat of a leading expert on little known shows.  Also not something to be proud of



 
Link Posted: 4/7/2015 12:31:05 AM EDT
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That's not the right cigar.

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This better not be a Sopranos thread.
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