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Link Posted: 10/20/2015 10:39:29 AM EDT
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These things. I think I hated them worse than other bad candy b/c they seem like normal candy, and can fool you till you bite into them, unlike those nasty ass black and orange things or circus peanuts.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 11:15:15 AM EDT
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You all seem sheltered.

Nik-L-Nip Mini Drinks Wax Bottles

These are tasteless blobs of wax filled with nasty liquid.  

Candy Buttons on paper tape

At least you get your USDA of paper in each serving.

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Both of those were a staple of my childhood.  Not so much at Halloween, but in summertime.

Great memories!

ETA: Hey, the paper was good dietary fiber!

Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:14:34 PM EDT
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On further consideration, the worst Halloween candy is scrambled eggs.

The beer was pretty nice, though.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:20:41 PM EDT
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Not big on candy as a whole, but Almond Joy sucks.
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Shut your whore mouth

JUst kiddin, to each there own, I'll take yours! you have all the black licorice you want.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:26:56 PM EDT
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We'll make a candy with the barest hint of peanut flavor, harder than ten year old taffy, and name it after a popular yet illicit drug.  Brilliant!



Mary Janes are the worst.  



What kind of dopey goof doesn't like candy corn?
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Those peanut butter candies in the orange and black wrappers




We'll make a candy with the barest hint of peanut flavor, harder than ten year old taffy, and name it after a popular yet illicit drug.  Brilliant!



Mary Janes are the worst.  



What kind of dopey goof doesn't like candy corn?
I think MJs are honey and molasses.  Sort of like a grandma version of Bit-O-Honey.

 



I actually like them, but never had them until this year. Maybe my old man taste buds are kicking in.




Those stupid popcorn balls are the worst. Damn things always end up ripping open so you can't eat them, and they spread crap all over the inside of the bag / plastic jack-o-lantern jug.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:30:23 PM EDT
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Candy corn is fucking evil.



Anyone that doesn't like Reese's peanut butter cups is a communist and should be deported to Somalia.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:34:22 PM EDT
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You shut your whore mouth! Dots are fucking awesome!
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:35:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:41:10 PM EDT
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Popcorn balls
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This! I hate candy corn as well, but rock-hard popcorn forged into a ball that you can't bite into even if you wanted to...yeah, kids love that.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:43:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:45:22 PM EDT
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Candy corn.

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FFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

You lie.

You burn in hell.



Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:45:42 PM EDT
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Oooooh, candy corn on the cob.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:47:08 PM EDT
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Candy corn.





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Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:47:38 PM EDT
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Candy corn. When i was a kid we would ride around the neighborhood in the back of a neighbors truck getting candy

All the neighborhood kids would throw the candy corn at road signs or give it to dogs.No one ate that shit
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Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:47:52 PM EDT
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dad was a dentist
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Mine too. Fortunately I wasn't limited !
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:47:58 PM EDT
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Candy corn.





And you too.


Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:48:16 PM EDT
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Candy corn is gross, I'm pretty sure they dig that vile shit out of the garbage every year and repackage it for the next time some disappointed kid is unfortunate enough to be handed some.
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And you.

Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:48:48 PM EDT
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I love candy corn, especially the indian corn.  and mary janes.  

This crap however,...
http://www-static.weddingbee.com/pics/171378/tumblr_mbgafjSa7R1qmrga3o1_500.jpg

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You're cool.

Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:49:07 PM EDT
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Candy corn.





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Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:52:56 PM EDT
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We'll make a candy with the barest hint of peanut flavor, harder than ten year old taffy, and name it after a popular yet illicit drug.  Brilliant!

Mary Janes are the worst.  

What kind of dopey goof doesn't like candy corn?
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Those peanut butter candies in the orange and black wrappers


We'll make a candy with the barest hint of peanut flavor, harder than ten year old taffy, and name it after a popular yet illicit drug.  Brilliant!

Mary Janes are the worst.  

What kind of dopey goof doesn't like candy corn?


You got it ass backwards you damn dirty ape!



Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:56:51 PM EDT
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FFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

You lie.

You burn in hell.



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Candy corn.




FFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

You lie.

You burn in hell.






I cannot, for the life of me, begin to understand what sort of childhood trauma you must have experienced to bring you to appreciate those flavorless pieces of sugar-wax.

Link Posted: 10/20/2015 8:57:43 PM EDT
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almond joy
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:02:25 PM EDT
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Black licorice is literally one of the most fucked up tasting things of all time.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:09:26 PM EDT
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I cannot, for the life of me, begin to understand what sort of childhood trauma you must have experienced to bring you to appreciate those flavorless pieces of sugar-wax.

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Candy corn.




FFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

You lie.

You burn in hell.






I cannot, for the life of me, begin to understand what sort of childhood trauma you must have experienced to bring you to appreciate those flavorless pieces of sugar-wax.




Some things just are...



Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:11:16 PM EDT
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Candy corn by itself is gross.   Mix it in a bowl with salted peanuts and its like a payday candy bar. Delicious
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No, it's not. That's just a peanut obstacle course.

Candy corn. Followed closely by those loathsome orange styrofoam circus peanuts. These have all been brought to you by the same sadistic confectioner that invented Christmas chalk mints.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:15:36 PM EDT
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I remember one year some one was handing out cream cheese and chive captain's wafers..
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:17:03 PM EDT
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I remember one year some one was handing out cream cheese and chive captain's wafers..
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:19:12 PM EDT
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Sorry, accidentally posted twice.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:27:21 PM EDT
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Those Brach's Neopolitan sundae candies that are really coconut-squish-cubes-of-death out of
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:29:35 PM EDT
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Candy corn sucks.


With that being said, if you mix it with cashews, it is surprisingly good.

I never would have guessed.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:30:58 PM EDT
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I like pie
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:35:30 PM EDT
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The lady in front of me at the grocery store checkout bought almost $100 in trick-or-treat sized bags of pretzels. I laughed out loud at how pissed the kids are going to be that visit her house.

I was never a fan of the flavored tootsie rolls.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:50:54 PM EDT
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Those Brach's Neopolitan sundae candies that are really coconut-squish-cubes-of-death out of
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Oh yeah, those are nappy X87,0000.

Edit: Along with those Brach's white jelly nougat cubes-'o-death.





Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:52:06 PM EDT
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No, it's not. That's just a peanut obstacle course.

Candy corn. Followed closely by those loathsome orange styrofoam circus peanuts. These have all been brought to you by the same sadistic confectioner that invented Christmas chalk mints.
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Candy corn by itself is gross.   Mix it in a bowl with salted peanuts and its like a payday candy bar. Delicious


No, it's not. That's just a peanut obstacle course.

Candy corn. Followed closely by those loathsome orange styrofoam circus peanuts. These have all been brought to you by the same sadistic confectioner that invented Christmas chalk mints.


I laughed,   but you should try it.   It's hard to get the ratio right
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:53:46 PM EDT
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Goddamn Mary Jane's.  I want candy, not candy and paper.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:56:33 PM EDT
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yeah, especially homemade ones, cheap bastards can't go buy store bought stuff



 
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:57:08 PM EDT
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This shit that some people would give out.

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LOL



 
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 9:59:45 PM EDT
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Candy corn.  No contest.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 10:02:32 PM EDT
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Is there a candy called Mary Janes?  I thought that was whacko weed.
Link Posted: 10/20/2015 10:09:02 PM EDT
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All of the ones listed are nasty. I'm sure there are others.
Link Posted: 10/22/2015 9:33:27 AM EDT
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I really don't understand how anyone can dislike candy corn.  Maybe it's a little overwhelming, and eating too much can make you sick, but other than that, it's pure heaven.  Soft sugar, with a vanilla / caramel flavor.  At least that is what it tastes like to me.

Same for Mary Jane; delicious peanut butter.  Who doesn't like peanut butter??

Anyway, black licorice is fucking disgusting, and only old school Italians in my family like them.  Although, I do like real fennel, as long as it is ripe and sweet, not bitter or strong.

Best candy, though, is 100 grand, three musketeers, and watchamacallit, but only before they fucking added caramel, those fucks!  I'm taking it back to the old days, that's right.
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