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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:13:39 PM EDT
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Even the most unflattering pic of her still doesnt look bad. For 74 years old, I'd still wreck that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You can scrape the Bengay off of her with a stick. 
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1421446/images/o-MARTHA-STEWART-facebook.jpg Even the most unflattering pic of her still doesnt look bad. For 74 years old, I'd still wreck that. At 74 it's already plenty wrecked
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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:13:51 PM EDT
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I'd churn her butter.
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Posted: 11/18/2015 1:20:31 AM EDT
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In her prime, not guilty.
Now, I will pass. |
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Posted: 11/18/2015 1:26:57 AM EDT
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74?
Can I change my answer? 
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Posted: 11/18/2015 1:43:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI wish I had a time machine so I could bring Martha Stewart with me to have a 3 way with mid twenties Martha Stewart. |
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Posted: 11/18/2015 1:47:30 AM EDT
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Martha and Paula sandwich.
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Posted: 11/18/2015 1:56:39 AM EDT
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In her prime, not guilty. Now, I will pass. Yeah, this. 35 yrs ago I would have wrecked that pretty hard. |
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Posted: 11/18/2015 1:59:35 AM EDT
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For three home cooked meals a day I'd baste her chicken.
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Posted: 11/18/2015 2:04:46 AM EDT
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WTF, man? Y'all are drooling over some lady in her 70s? This place is fucked!
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Posted: 11/18/2015 2:15:02 AM EDT
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Did you guys not see her roast Justin Beiber?
I'd give her a roll |
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Posted: 11/18/2015 2:25:01 AM EDT
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WTF, man? Y'all are drooling over some lady in her 70s? This place is fucked! Who cares how old she is when she cooks for you afterward? 
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