I was with a unclean woman

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Posted: 2/18/2016 3:19:00 AM EDT

Who, Mrs Claus?

Posted: 2/18/2016 3:23:51 AM EDT

[#1]

No, Mrs clause's sister

Posted: 2/18/2016 3:27:33 AM EDT

[#2]

An unclean woman.

An.

Posted: 2/18/2016 3:55:48 AM EDT

[#3]

Fraggle stick car.

Posted: 2/18/2016 3:56:28 AM EDT

[#4]

Humble-brag thread?

Posted: 2/18/2016 3:56:49 AM EDT

[#5]

Have her take a shower first.

Posted: 2/18/2016 4:05:45 AM EDT

[#6]

I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something. I don't know. Like I accomplished something.

Posted: 2/18/2016 4:08:37 AM EDT

[#7]

You loved a woman who wasn't clean?

Posted: 2/18/2016 4:12:20 AM EDT

[#8]

Let me tell you something, motherfucker! My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam!

Posted: 2/18/2016 4:22:25 AM EDT

[#9]

You promised no arcades! You said you'd only hustle big and tall!

Posted: 2/18/2016 4:47:50 AM EDT

[#10]

Are you fucking with me!?!?!

Posted: 2/18/2016 5:43:06 AM EDT

[#11]

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I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something. I don't know. Like I accomplished something.

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I can picture this but rearranged slightly to the voice of SNL's Jack Handy.

Posted: 2/18/2016 5:49:04 AM EDT

[#12]

I'm on my fuckin lunch break!!

Posted: 2/18/2016 6:02:56 AM EDT

[#13]

What is it with you and fucking sandwiches?

Posted: 2/18/2016 6:05:46 AM EDT

[#14]

You aint gonna shit right for a week...

Posted: 2/18/2016 7:51:37 AM EDT

[#15]

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An unclean woman.

An.

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Wouldn't it be A? The object of the article A is "woman", not "unclean". "A woman", "A unclean woman". I think I am logically correct, if not grammatically.

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:19:48 AM EDT

[#16]

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Wouldn't it be A? The object of the article A is "woman", not "unclean". "A woman", "A unclean woman". I think I am logically correct, if not grammatically.

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An unclean woman.

An.

Wouldn't it be A? The object of the article A is "woman", not "unclean". "A woman", "A unclean woman". I think I am logically correct, if not grammatically.

No. If the next word starts with a vowel then it is AN

Consonant.. A

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:26:23 AM EDT

[#17]

Look, I've boned a lot of fat chick's in my time, but as far as I can remember I've never fornicated anybody.

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:26:38 AM EDT

[#18]

Willie: Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what you're saying to me?
Bob Chipeska: I'm sorry, your gear?
Marcus: Willie...
Willie: My fuck stick
[Bob makes a disgusted look]
Marcus: Willie, take a seat. You know how your blood sugar is.
Bob Chipeska: He's not going to say fuck stick in front of the children, is he?

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:26:38 AM EDT

[#19]

No I don't want any fuckin' sandwiches

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:28:17 AM EDT

[#20]

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I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something. I don't know. Like I accomplished something.

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Posted: 2/18/2016 8:31:12 AM EDT

[#21]

Is grandma spry?

Posted: 2/18/2016 4:15:32 PM EDT

[#22]

I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing.