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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:07:22 PM EDT
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Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department).
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:08:45 PM EDT
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Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department). They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:10:39 PM EDT
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They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department). They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. Yeah your right no other security service uses those except SS...My bad.. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:11:17 PM EDT
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They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department). They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. yeah, because no other agency is allowed to have earbuds.... eta beaten by mere seconds.... 
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:13:13 PM EDT
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Yeah your right no other security service uses those except SS...My bad.. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department). They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. Yeah your right no other security service uses those except SS...My bad.. 
"A little piece of advice. You see an agent, you do what we do. Run! You run your ass off" |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:14:29 PM EDT
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Teener's stories always suck.
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:16:04 PM EDT
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Probably SY - not USSS.
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:17:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:19:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department). They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. Welp. That is all the proof I needed. They are the only ones who can get their hands on them. http://www.amazon.com/Midland-AVPH3-Transparent-Security-Headsets/dp/B000CNAEEW |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:21:12 PM EDT
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Decaf, bro. Decaf.
ETA: 13'ers gotta 13. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:21:51 PM EDT
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lol. As I am sure you know.... people can be trained to pick up certain physical cues that may indicate who is carrying. Although the next time you see those guys tell them I would really like a pair of those x ray spectacles. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:21:59 PM EDT
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Welp. That is all the proof I needed. They are the only ones who can get their hands on them. http://www.amazon.com/Midland-AVPH3-Transparent-Security-Headsets/dp/B000CNAEEW Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department). They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. Welp. That is all the proof I needed. They are the only ones who can get their hands on them. http://www.amazon.com/Midland-AVPH3-Transparent-Security-Headsets/dp/B000CNAEEW That's not a bad price. Might have to get one and try it with my Yaesu FT-60r. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:21:59 PM EDT
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I had a crazy realization just now. Earlier this week I dropped a relative off at the hotel the president of some Asian country was staying at. There was a gaggle of state troopers and secret service guys out front and in the lobby. While waiting for the slowest elevator ever two of the secret service guys came over and looked to be waiting for the elevator too. They were chatting like best buds and then left back to the lobby when the elevator dinged and we went in. They weren't waiting for the elevator at all. It was a pretext to appear to be innocently standing around in a casual way because they knew I was carrying. Those fuckers must have some kind of xray vision device they used on me when I was hauling luggage from the parking garage. The bastards. I'm fucking tired of having my ballsack absorb radiation in the name of security. This shit is why I drive instead of fly. I'm tired of getting electronically probed. Your probably absorbing more radiation sitting in front of your computer fapping |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:22:16 PM EDT
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They knew you'd recently masturbated, too.
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:24:18 PM EDT
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They knew you'd recently masturbated, too. I just assume everyone has. Safer that way. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:26:14 PM EDT
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Your Concealed Carry badge and meat sweats gave you away
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:26:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:27:10 PM EDT
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Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department). USSS provides Head of State protection in the US, not State. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:27:26 PM EDT
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You suck at carrying if they noticed you carrying
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:31:35 PM EDT
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I had a crazy realization just now. Earlier this week I dropped a relative off at the hotel the president of some Asian country was staying at. There was a gaggle of state troopers and secret service guys out front and in the lobby. While waiting for the slowest elevator ever two of the secret service guys came over and looked to be waiting for the elevator too. They were chatting like best buds and then left back to the lobby when the elevator dinged and we went in. They weren't waiting for the elevator at all. It was a pretext to appear to be innocently standing around in a casual way because they knew I was carrying. Those fuckers must have some kind of xray vision device they used on me when I was hauling luggage from the parking garage. The bastards. I'm fucking tired of having my ballsack absorb radiation in the name of security. This shit is why I drive instead of fly. I'm tired of getting electronically probed. X-Ray vision goggles is positively the most likely and most reasonable explanation. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:33:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:36:42 PM EDT
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yes.
that's why they're always smirking when the first lady is around. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:37:51 PM EDT
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Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department). This, got a friend who works for them and he says some a complete dicks and others are pretty cool. He also has an ammo fort that is AWESOME but it is only in 9mm and 5.56. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:38:17 PM EDT
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yes. that's why they're always smirking when the first lady is around. Female wookies have dicks too. She can't help it if she was born this way. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:39:00 PM EDT
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yes. that's why they're always smirking when the first lady is around. I knew it. I also feel a bit sick now. Those poor bastards. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:41:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department). They had the little earbuds. Dead giveaway. I'm Secret Service now? Cool. Where do I pick up my P90? |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:46:06 PM EDT
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This, got a friend who works for them and he says some a complete dicks and others are pretty cool. He also has an ammo fort that is AWESOME but it is only in 9mm and 5.56. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Doubt they were SS and more probably Diplomatic Security (State Department). This, got a friend who works for them and he says some a complete dicks and others are pretty cool. He also has an ammo fort that is AWESOME but it is only in 9mm and 5.56. Pretty sure they only work abroad. But I'm no expert on the subject. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:46:27 PM EDT
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Yes, they definitely have x-ray specs; but only for one lens, the other one instantly displays your full personal history and information.
They wear them while listening to the mind reading scanner they have in their earbuds. They were surely on to you. Cheers! -JC |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 8:48:03 PM EDT
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You didn't even feel them attach the device to you, did you?
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