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Posted: 4/30/2016 1:06:18 AM EDT
Seagal:



Vickers:



I'll throw up a poll. Does anyone else want this to happen?

Seagal also has a new movie coming out soon:

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Depends.  Is this sparring match at a buffet?
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I would give about 87 printers to watch that...!




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we finally found out who the 'printer repair man' is!
Link Posted: 4/30/2016 1:29:23 AM EDT
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They would throw their bodies into each other like two old walruses  
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"Larry, grab my wrist. No, my other wrist. Not like that, like this."
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Lol. I picture elephant seals.
Link Posted: 4/30/2016 2:49:53 AM EDT
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Belly to Belly combat?
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Lol. I picture elephant seals.
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They would throw their bodies into each other like two old walruses  


Lol. I picture elephant seals.
That's what II was looking for.all oiled up and naked grunting and barking at each other

 
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That's what II was looking for.all oiled up and naked grunting and barking at each other  
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They would throw their bodies into each other like two old walruses  

Lol. I picture elephant seals.
That's what II was looking for.all oiled up and naked grunting and barking at each other  


Link Posted: 4/30/2016 3:33:39 AM EDT
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Regardless of the outcome, I would pay to see that.
Link Posted: 4/30/2016 3:35:30 AM EDT
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Wow that Seagal movie looks terrible. Hot chick: "Are you as good as they say you are"  Old man Delta Farce Sniper tubby Seagal in his creepy whisper: "Sometimes"



Eta: Make fun of LAV's weight but make no mistake the dude is a life taker. He would destroy Seagal.
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How much ass whooping training do secret squirrel military dudes get?  My guess is not as much as shooting, jumping out of planes and land navigation.  

Provided that neither one drops from a heart attack before it's over, Seagal would probably win, which isn't saying much.  A decent amateur boxer would beat Vickers to a pulp.  How many MMA fighters or other people that fight no holds barred train in aikido?  Pretty much none.
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Wow that Seagal movie looks terrible. Hot chick: "Are you as good as they say you are"  Old man Delta Farce Sniper tubby Seagal in his creepy whisper: "Sometimes"
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I dunno.  Say what you want but Segal is a big mofo and is proficient in martial arts.



 
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My money is on the fat guy
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I dunno.  Say what you want but Segal is a big mofo and is proficient in martial arts.
 
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Eta: Make fun of LAV's weight but make no mistake the dude is a life taker. He would destroy Seagal.
I dunno.  Say what you want but Segal is a big mofo and is proficient in martial arts.
 

I don't know much about Larrys martial arts experience but Seagal is no faker in that department.

Both in their primes might have been pretty interesting but I would still put my money on Seagal.
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