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Posted: 6/11/2016 7:55:33 PM EDT
At Walmart getting cleaning supplies and Mobil1 0w40. Girl I'm dating calls me freaking out that she walked in on her "gay guy friend" having sex with some chick.

That girl that the gay guy was having sex with turned out to be someone that I had dated in the past. The current GF is supposedly pissed and hurt...I soon find out why.

Let me talk about the gay little fucker for a minute. He is a 21 year old hipster, works at express womens, didn't have a car, lives with his parents, feels the bern, skinny jeans, and films police. GF would talk about him all the time. Both GF and Ex are 26 and 27 respectively, and are both easy on the eyes. Rarely banged the current girl I'm dating and now I know why (she was never in the mood = sore).

Current GF is flipping out because she just purchased him a beater car.

Called her out, now she's all like "Stop it, it was only once"...."Ok like one or two other times after that".

Now I have to go get checked.

Meh, 16er thread. IBTL.

What's everyone drinking tonight?

Summary;

Girl I'm dating walked in on the guy she is dating behind my back, having sex with another girl, That other girl just happened to be a girl I dated for 2 years a while back.
The guy is a total bernie bro.
She said he "was her gay friend"...

Link Posted: 6/11/2016 7:57:19 PM EDT
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I have a cold bottle of evian water in front of me
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 7:57:52 PM EDT
[#2]
We have rules, where's the pics

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Link Posted: 6/11/2016 7:59:09 PM EDT
[#3]
It is now official, GD is the only thing I have left.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 7:59:17 PM EDT
[#4]
32 oz fountain Dr Pepper here.  Your story is a little hard to follow...
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 7:59:59 PM EDT
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Not quite ready for the banning.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:01:01 PM EDT
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Uhhh.....wut??
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:01:13 PM EDT
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We have a PM function. Sign me up.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:01:30 PM EDT
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Glad my life was never this complicated.

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Not quite ready for the banning.




 
Pm them to me and I'll handle the rest.




You could say I have a certain set of skills for situations like this.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:02:37 PM EDT
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so you're girlfriend was banging this "gay friend", and she's upset she found him banging some other chick?
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:02:49 PM EDT
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Girl I'm dating walked in on the guy she is dating behind my back, having sex with another girl, That other girl just happened to be a girl I dated for 2 years a while back.

The guy is a total bernie bro.

She said he "was her gay friend"...
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:03:11 PM EDT
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Confused the hell outta' you too, huh?



Post pics OP, so we can follow along.





 
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:03:29 PM EDT
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What the fuck did I just read?

So both of your girlfriends are cheating on you?
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:04:32 PM EDT
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Girl I'm dating walked in on the guy she is dating behind my back, having sex with another girl, That other girl was one of my Ex's.



The guy is a total bernie bro.



She said he "was her gay friend"...
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32 oz fountain Dr Pepper here.  Your story is a little hard to follow...




Girl I'm dating walked in on the guy she is dating behind my back, having sex with another girl, That other girl was one of my Ex's.



The guy is a total bernie bro.



She said he "was her gay friend"...
She fucked him while you were dating her?

 



Also, pm me pics bro.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:04:56 PM EDT
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Do real Americans still go to walmart?
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:05:03 PM EDT
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Exactamundo
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:05:24 PM EDT
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What the fuck did I just read?

So both of your girlfriends are cheating on you?
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They should at least have the decency to do it with each other while OP watches.

Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:06:19 PM EDT
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Needs MS Paint

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Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:07:53 PM EDT
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  Pm them to me and I'll handle the rest.


You could say I have a certain set of skills for situations like this.
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Not quite ready for the banning.

  Pm them to me and I'll handle the rest.


You could say I have a certain set of skills for situations like this.


Let's get this train rolling
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:07:59 PM EDT
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Girl I'm dating walked in on the guy she is dating behind my back, having sex with another girl, That other girl just happened to be a girl I dated for 2 years a while back.

The guy is a total bernie bro.

She said he "was her gay friend"...
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32 oz fountain Dr Pepper here.  Your story is a little hard to follow...


Girl I'm dating walked in on the guy she is dating behind my back, having sex with another girl, That other girl just happened to be a girl I dated for 2 years a while back.

The guy is a total bernie bro.

She said he "was her gay friend"...


Now your story makes sense.

Next up, find new friends, and go get yourself checked for STD's. Yay!
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:08:36 PM EDT
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What the fuck did I just read?

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I think OPs boyfriend started banging chicks and he's upset.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:08:39 PM EDT
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OP, this is permission for you to cry. Seriously, you, know, having a GF banged til she's so satisfied that she doesn't want you by a gay guy, well, that's something to cry about.

I hope you didn't get seconds on the taste test from her, seriously, that would be terrible. Now, go get checked.

I wish you well for your future.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:08:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:09:39 PM EDT
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Your post has aroused in me feelings of sympathy for your plight OP.  PM me pics of GF so I may gauge the level of sympathy to feel for your situation.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:09:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:09:55 PM EDT
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Have a foursome.  

I'm drinking sweet tea.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:10:05 PM EDT
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OP's user name is appropriate...
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:10:08 PM EDT
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Exactamundo
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so you're girlfriend was banging this "gay friend", and she's upset she found him banging some other chick?


Exactamundo


Sounds like you'll be feelin' a bern soon
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:10:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:10:56 PM EDT
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OP, this is permission for you to cry. Seriously, you, know, having a GF banged til she's so satisfied that she doesn't want you by a gay guy, well, that's something to cry about.

I hope you didn't get seconds on the taste test from her, seriously, that would be terrible. Now, go get checked.

I wish you well for your future.
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Guys name was phill. She got Philled.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:10:58 PM EDT
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For real.  You have yet to clarify if her "gay friend" is a guy or a girl, and there was another "gay friend" mentioned who could also be either.  So what dafuq is going on?

ETA:  Nevermind.  I see it was addressed.  You should drink less OP, or perhaps take a writing course.  Maybe both...
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:11:05 PM EDT
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This thread is getting cucky.



More pics, less waxing about potential creampie eating. Kthnx.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:13:06 PM EDT
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Girl I'm dating walked in on the guy she is dating behind my back, having sex with another girl, That other girl just happened to be a girl I dated for 2 years a while back.



The guy is a total bernie bro.



She said he "was her gay friend"...
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32 oz fountain Dr Pepper here.  Your story is a little hard to follow...




Girl I'm dating walked in on the guy she is dating behind my back, having sex with another girl, That other girl just happened to be a girl I dated for 2 years a while back.



The guy is a total bernie bro.



She said he "was her gay friend"...
All the "gay" references were confusing me.  Hard to tell the players without a program, get yer program...



 
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:14:02 PM EDT
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I have no idea.  I think I'm starting to understand, though.


Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:14:30 PM EDT
[#35]
Sounds like quite the circle of love.

I'm drinking beer. And it's my last one too

Cheers!
-JC
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:15:32 PM EDT
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For real.  You have yet to clarify if her "gay friend" is a guy or a girl, and there was another "gay friend" mentioned who could also be either.  So what dafuq is going on?

ETA:  Nevermind.  I see it was addressed.  You should drink less OP, or perhaps take a writing course.  Maybe both...
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Uhhh.....wut??



For real.  You have yet to clarify if her "gay friend" is a guy or a girl, and there was another "gay friend" mentioned who could also be either.  So what dafuq is going on?

ETA:  Nevermind.  I see it was addressed.  You should drink less OP, or perhaps take a writing course.  Maybe both...


You should see me write corporate emails. Fuck it's embarrassing.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:15:43 PM EDT
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At Walmart getting cleaning supplies and Mobil1 0w40. Girl I'm dating calls me freaking out that she walked in on her "gay guy friend" having sex with some chick at another "gay guy friends" house.

That girl turned out to be my smoking hot whore Ex. She's supposedly pissed and hurt...

The little hipster is 21 years old, works at express womens, didn't have a car, lives with his parents, feels the bern, skinny jeans, and films police. GF would talk about him all the time. Both girls are 26 and 27 and are easy on the eyes. Rarely banged the current girl I'm dating and now I know why (she was never in the mood = sore).

She is flipping out because she just bought him a beater car.

Called her out, now she's all like "Stop it, it was only once"...."Ok like one or two other times after that".

Now I have to go get checked.

Meh, 16er thread. IBTL.

What's everyone drinking tonight?

Summary;

Girl I'm dating walked in on the guy she is dating behind my back, having sex with another girl, That other girl just happened to be a girl I dated for 2 years a while back.
The guy is a total bernie bro.
She said he "was her gay friend"...

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Holy crap, go back and replace the pronouns with names or something.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:16:25 PM EDT
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So two girls would rather fuck a "gay guy" than you?

Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:17:36 PM EDT
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So, OP isn't gay enough for his last two girlfriends to be having sex with him???
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:17:54 PM EDT
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This is what the generation that Bernie is coddling is going to be like the rest of their lives, hurtz feelz, lots of undiscovered sexual attempts, lots of swapping spit and other bodily fluids that could potentially kill them.

I am glad I became an adult in the late 70's/early 80's
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:18:54 PM EDT
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Do you advertise energy drinks on the back window of your vehicle?
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:18:55 PM EDT
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You should master arfcom threads before you move onto corporate emails.
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Having one of these now. Sorry about your meat problems OP.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:19:03 PM EDT
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In on 1

ETA: wait, wtf. Your current GF calls you to cry on your shoulder because she's being cheated on by her side piece who is fucking your ex GF?

Theres only one thing to do.....

Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:19:57 PM EDT
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That is my problem, I do not.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:21:53 PM EDT
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I followed the story perfectly.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:23:07 PM EDT
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In for pics of both women.  OP can keep his bern lover.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:23:53 PM EDT
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I don't think he's going to deliver.

 



We haven't had some good nudes in ages.
Link Posted: 6/11/2016 8:23:54 PM EDT
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Your girl is banging an AIDS carrier.

So you need an AIDS test.

Good luck

Crown with one ice cube.
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