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Posted: 11/2/2016 7:10:04 PM EDT
There is $1.50 draft Yuenglings and free ice cream twice a day.

Our new overlords won't be too bad.  Get on the train.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:10:53 PM EDT
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Tomorrow is Thursday
Get back with us after that.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:14:18 PM EDT
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Everyday is Freedom Day in FEMA camp.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:16:03 PM EDT
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Makes me think of the Goebbels propaganda film showing how the Jews were moved to camps where they engaged in producing things. Happy, well fed, productive and safely isolated so as not to "contaminate" the pure ayran peoples.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:18:41 PM EDT
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Do we get our own trailer?
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:18:50 PM EDT
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FEMA camp doesn't produce things.  Not thing-things anyway, more like esoteric-things.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:19:59 PM EDT
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We?

Ummm...no.  

And guests aren't allowed in the dorms at FEMA camp.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:20:02 PM EDT
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What happens when you run out of money?

Or they run out of Ice Cream and Beer?



soylent green is people
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:21:33 PM EDT
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Or they run out of Ice Cream and Beer.


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The beer and the ice cream both come out of a machine, so they never run out.

Its FEMA camp, its run by the government. Your rules do not apply.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:30:12 PM EDT
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Don't go in the showers.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:35:05 PM EDT
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Anniston?
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:35:54 PM EDT
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The soap doesnt rinse right.  Something wrong with the water. Alabama water dont work right.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:36:28 PM EDT
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All the roads will leas there,someday.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:38:46 PM EDT
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which fletc    sc or ga?
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:40:45 PM EDT
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Speak English.  They speak English at FEMA camp.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:41:54 PM EDT
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I love movie night at FEMA camp.

Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:43:26 PM EDT
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All the roads will leas there,someday.

I did FFO there earlier this year.  Probably go back for more next year.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:46:01 PM EDT
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Hello Mudda
Hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp FEMA water


With apoligies to Allan Sherman
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 7:47:04 PM EDT
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I did FFO there earlier this year.  Probably go back for more next year.
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All the roads will leas there,someday.

I did FFO there earlier this year.  Probably go back for more next year.



More free ice cream and $1.50 drafts.

Even a hungover man can Forward at a Half Step.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 8:07:05 PM EDT
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Hows the coffee?
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 8:14:23 PM EDT
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Breaks over everyone! Back on your heads!
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 8:14:50 PM EDT
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No Coffee - Just beer and ice cream.

Brain freeze and a nagging stomach ache...  eternally.  
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 8:15:40 PM EDT
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Speak English.  They speak English at FEMA camp.

FLETC is federales law enforcement training centre.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 8:22:40 PM EDT
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More free ice cream and $1.50 drafts.

Even a hungover man can Forward at a Half Step.
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All the roads will leas there,someday.

I did FFO there earlier this year.  Probably go back for more next year.



More free ice cream and $1.50 drafts.

Even a hungover man can Forward at a Half Step.

But it fucks up a counter column...
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 10:45:56 PM EDT
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Ask the ladies, i dont drink that shit.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 10:47:26 PM EDT
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Speak English.  They speak English at FEMA camp.

FLETC is federales law enforcement training centre.

LOL.

Link Posted: 11/2/2016 10:49:09 PM EDT
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All the roads will leas there,someday.

I did FFO there earlier this year.  Probably go back for more next year.



More free ice cream and $1.50 drafts.

Even a hungover man can Forward at a Half Step.

But it fucks up a counter column...

Counter column?

Shit.

As long as aint nobody gotta remember that Crossbow Arrest, we will be good.
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 10:53:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/2/2016 11:01:28 PM EDT
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When is cheeseburger nights and will there be an inter-camp football league?
Link Posted: 11/2/2016 11:06:06 PM EDT
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No lawyers allowed in the intra-camp sports.  Sorry.  Ask Bill Montgomery why.
Link Posted: 11/3/2016 1:54:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/3/2016 2:16:26 AM EDT
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Emmitsburg?



ETA: If so, EMI or NFA?

Link Posted: 11/3/2016 2:18:40 AM EDT
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The Chocolate ration has been increased to 70 grams, Thanks Hillary !

 
Link Posted: 11/3/2016 2:28:30 AM EDT
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I'm trying!!..where's the fucking door?!

Link Posted: 11/3/2016 2:53:03 AM EDT
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Pictures of actual FEMA camp because I managed the fucker in Galena, AK



Link Posted: 11/3/2016 3:01:22 AM EDT
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Just realized "FEMA camp" would make an awesome bar name.
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