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If a tree falls in the forest...


... wouldn't it be better if all of these assholes were underneath it?

damn there's a WHOLE LOT of truth in that one sentence

You mean no more piss Christ "art" ??

Glory hallelujah!!!
Hope he gets reelected.

Wait, what?  There aren't going to be showings of crappy art in some basement studio that I wouldn't ever see anyway?  No amateur productions of "The Vagina Dialogue"?  Suddenly I'm inspired to write a small prayer of thanks.

Dear God,

Since you seem to be in a VERY generous mood and lately have been giving me just about everything I wanted, and a few things I hadn't even thought of which turned out to be great ideas, I might as well turn in a few additional requests.

First off, my Dad taught me to list the things I'm thankful for before asking for more, so...

Thanks for all the winning.  I'm still having a great time with it.
Thanks for the erection that's lasted WAY past anything Viagra ever thought of.  If I were on Viagra I would have had to call a Doctor months ago.  
Thanks for MAGA, which seems to be steam rolling right over the Kenyan, like The Don doesn't care if he's still in the White Privilege House.
Thanks for giving me a chance to find out how sweet liberal tears taste.
Thanks for all those insignificant self-righteous artists removing themselves from the picture.  
And a big THANK YOU for putting Hillary down like you did.  I still listen to her concession speech over and over, just to hear the pain in her voice.

So, about the want list.  

If it's not too much to ask, could you go ahead and cause a disease which results in infertility among liberals?  I don't want them to die, I just want them to die off.
Please get rid of cancer.  Fukc cancer.  I'm ok with AIDS, since having a brain can pretty much eliminate a chance of getting AIDS, but cancer sucks, so give it to all the mosquitoes and call it a day.
You've been so generous lately I figure this is small change, right?

Amen

Aw, you mean I can't see liberals shitting on a canvas and getting paid by the government for that?

Damn.

Painting privilege has been removed!

I'm not expecting any interruptions from the artists that matter.

After much internal deliberation, it turns out that I don't give a shit what artists or actors think.

I work in the presence of self-proclaimed "artists" every day. The majority of them are adults if only in the physical sense and sniveling adolescents with a self-romanticized view of themselves as they go about their day-to-day in a collective echo-chamber mentally.

There's nary a person who doesn't possess some sort of talent that could be construed as artistic; if we all stopped and emoted, nothing would get done in this world.  

Get a job, hippy. /Professor Farnsworth

I guess they will soon find out where they fit in the 'Hierarchy of Needs'.  

I can live without them much longer than they could live without me.

Just so long as the Shrubbers are working.

I am an Artist of the Spoken Word
My union has not informed me of the an impending strike
I will be performing throughout Independence Inauguration Day.

Do it pussies.

Again with the feelz. Makes me feelz sick.

But without artists how will we......wait they don't actually do anything useful for society....

This is art. 
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This is not. 
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That sums up my feelings.

They will be the only art and the world will be happy.

I think I'll write, and record a song to commemorate the occasion.

An art strike? Please no!!!! How will this country function without artists?!?!?!