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Posted: 1/25/2017 1:09:48 AM EDT
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I ride it a half mile to the store and back.Where should I take it?
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:11:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:11:58 AM EDT
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I ride it a half mile to the store and back.Where should I take it?
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Take to that busted up chick with the voodoo pussy.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:12:00 AM EDT
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There's a del taco close by
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:12:58 AM EDT
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Walmart
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:13:06 AM EDT
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Take to that busted up chick with the voodoo pussy.
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I don't think she could get through a doorway on it 
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:13:07 AM EDT
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What color?
Chrome wheels?
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:13:35 AM EDT
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Is it a fatty scooter? Do you have a big flag on it?
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:14:01 AM EDT
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Use it to chase down that girl in your avatar.

Unless that is you in your avatar.

In which case:

Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:14:15 AM EDT
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I want to strip one down to the chassis and make it radio controlled, maybe some rubber tracks too.

Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:14:31 AM EDT
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What color?
Chrome wheels?
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Candy red with silver moons 
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:15:33 AM EDT
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There's a good Top Gear show (British) with mobility scooters taken off-road...surprising how far they get.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:15:42 AM EDT
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Yes it is,350lb max

The flag is a good idea,need a jolly roger on a whip antenna 
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:16:51 AM EDT
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There's a good Top Gear show (British) with mobility scooters taken off-road...surprising how far they get.
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First day I was whipping around the yard @ 5mph when my mom came by,she was making fun of me and I flipped it over backward
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:16:59 AM EDT
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Where else but the Candy Store
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:18:03 AM EDT
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Whopper Chopper



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Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:18:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:18:15 AM EDT
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Walmart
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I use theirs.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:19:44 AM EDT
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k,hold on
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:20:04 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:21:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:25:15 AM EDT
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Will this be the OP in the future
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:30:04 AM EDT
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How many hookers can it carry?
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:31:22 AM EDT
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Good question.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:32:51 AM EDT
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YES! The fucking ammo can is perfect. Neck Beard some Rem golden 22. Stop at Wendys. Pull out into traffic. Go home eat, the Wendys. Take a shit. Watch FOX news. Wake up and start all over.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:33:42 AM EDT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWSSL6htAtM
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Its not her fault...... its her jeans. Asshole!
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:35:50 AM EDT
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Take it to go get BBQ sliders.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:37:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:44:34 AM EDT
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No coaxial 7.62?

I am disappoint
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:49:31 AM EDT
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You'll fit right in at the next gun show.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:50:09 AM EDT
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Liquor store?  See if a dwi is possible in a motor scooter.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 1:54:22 AM EDT
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Weak.


Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:01:12 AM EDT
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So is it just for fun or so you legitimately need it?
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:04:10 AM EDT
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Get your George Jones on.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:07:34 AM EDT
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Don't listen to them OP ... chicks dig the scooter.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:10:53 AM EDT
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Fun only.I'm perfectly fine
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:17:35 AM EDT
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start an outlaw mobility scooter club.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:21:56 AM EDT
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Fun only.I'm perfectly fine
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Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:21:58 AM EDT
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Put a dummy on it that looks like an old lady that passed out and send it down the aisle at Walmart!
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:22:23 AM EDT
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Does need more American flag though. 
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:25:20 AM EDT
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You need to get some sunglasses and put a blind man's cane in the basket and do the austin powers golfcart thing in walmart. Have someone video tape it. Find the busiest aisle, preferably between the first and the sixth, welfare drop week. When they get all pissy scream at them about losing your sight in Atropia defending their freedom!
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:25:55 AM EDT
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Put a little plow on the front and make your helper use it for job site cleanup.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:26:54 AM EDT
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Put a giant fucking air horn on it.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:27:02 AM EDT
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Put a little plow on the front and make your helper use it for job site cleanup.
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I don't work anymore....
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:27:37 AM EDT
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This-  make this real
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:29:26 AM EDT
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Lucky bastard.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:30:34 AM EDT
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You need to get some sunglasses and put a blind man's cane in the basket and do the austin powers golfcart thing in walmart. Have someone video tape it. Find the busiest aisle, preferably between the first and the sixth, welfare drop week. When they get all pissy scream at them about losing your sight in Atropia defending their freedom!
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That's awesome 
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:36:18 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure that's what the battlebot guys use
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:40:49 AM EDT
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Fun only.I'm perfectly fine
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So is it just for fun or so you legitimately need it?
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Debatable.  





Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:45:51 AM EDT
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Just don't take it to the gunshow or other crowded spaces. You will see heavy competition by twin strollers and fatties already trying to ruin other people's day.
Link Posted: 1/25/2017 2:52:55 AM EDT
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Hunting!
Deer,

doves,

or ducks, go hunting.
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