"Deez boys is not white! Hell, they aint even old timey!"

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - "Deez boys is not white! Hell, they aint even old timey!"

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:15:52 AM EDT

Oh Brother where Art Thou - Dees Boys is Masegenated!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3eTSbC3neA

Wtf it wont embed

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:20:13 AM EDT

[#1]

Jesus H Fucking Christ. Here

Oh Brother where Art Thou - Dees Boys is Masegenated!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3eTSbC3neA

And for the other retarded.

https://youtu.be/Q3eTSbC3neA

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:21:40 AM EDT

[#2]

Embedding is a Team perk. Non team can hotlink, though.

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:22:57 AM EDT

[#3]

Oh ok, my membership expired a couple days ago.

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:29:07 AM EDT

[#4]

Gopher, Everett?

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:34:44 AM EDT

[#5]

We thought you was a toad...........

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:36:57 AM EDT

[#6]

That's where I can't help you; I don't believe that's in Mississippi.

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:40:59 AM EDT

[#7]

That's a movie you can pick up at any point and watch.

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:43:24 AM EDT

[#8]

R u n n o f t

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:45:18 AM EDT

[#9]

Dapper Dan

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:46:07 AM EDT

[#10]

I nicked the census man last week.

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:54:39 AM EDT

[#11]

We're in a tight spot!

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:56:01 AM EDT

[#12]

DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE

Posted: 2/9/2017 11:57:26 AM EDT

[#13]

You bonafide daddy?

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:04:30 PM EDT

[#14]

"I am the damn pater familias!"

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:05:59 PM EDT

[#15]

Not the livestock George.

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:06:35 PM EDT

[#16]

My hair!

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:07:25 PM EDT

[#17]

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I nicked the census man last week.

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now that's a good boy

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:08:33 PM EDT

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DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE

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DOOO NAUGHT SEEEK THUH TRAYZHURR

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:09:20 PM EDT

[#19]

Thank you boys for throwin' in that fricassee. I'm a man of large appetite, and even with lunch under my belt, I was feelin' a might peckish.

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:09:33 PM EDT

[#20]

Hammy dat choppah

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:10:51 PM EDT

[#21]

That ain't your daddy, your daddy was hit by a train

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:12:03 PM EDT

[#22]

A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:13:00 PM EDT

[#23]

A geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere.

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:13:34 PM EDT

[#24]

Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:15:19 PM EDT

[#25]

Is you is or is you ain't mah constituency

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:15:50 PM EDT

[#26]

Do you boys sing Negro songs?

Well sir, we are Negros. Except for our accom...accomp....getar player.

I don't record n.....r music.

And then the throughly fluxomed look on Everett's face makes me laugh out loud every damned time!

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:17:27 PM EDT

[#27]

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My hair!

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I don't want Fop, I'm a Dapper Dan man!!

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:17:47 PM EDT

[#28]

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That ain't your daddy, your daddy was hit by a train

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Lots of respectable people been hit by trains.

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:19:00 PM EDT

[#29]

One of my favorite movies

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:22:28 PM EDT

[#30]

There's a man down yonder who will pay you 10 dollars to sing into a can!

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:24:57 PM EDT

[#31]

"And STAY outta the Woolworth!!"

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:29:06 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:29:41 PM EDT

[#33]

I can see a cow.....on top of a...cotton house! Huh...

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:31:53 PM EDT

[#34]

The Color Guard is colored!!!

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:34:56 PM EDT

[#35]

Love that movie.

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:35:09 PM EDT

[#36]

Holy hell. 90 minutes into the thread and not one comment about Clooney's politics. Is this the perfect movie for GD?

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:35:22 PM EDT

[#37]

Weren't not here to make a record ya dumb cracker!

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:40:28 PM EDT

[#38]

Thank God 'yer mama died givin' birth to ya', or she'd die of shame...

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:40:39 PM EDT

[#39]

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The Color Guard is colored!!!

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Who made dem da color gaurd?!!!

Posted: 2/9/2017 12:40:41 PM EDT

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"And STAY outta the Woolworth!!"

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I was in Walmart a while back, and while it's no blading at 45, I did have a small adventure.

Saw a dude, not a tranny, just a dude carrying a purse. I got tickled, other people around me got tickled, and we kept laughing harder. Purse boy got sad.
Thinking I should deaass the Walmart before I get a permaban, I grab what I need and head for the checkout.

After paying,but still laughing at purse boy, I encounter a hippie couple on the way out. This was in the large open area between the registers and the other businesses up front. Just me, and two hippies with enough junk food to supply Bonaroo in their cart. Would they budge and move over a couple feet so I didn't have to turn sideways?

Of course not.

When they got roughly fifteen feet away, the smell hit me. It was one of those that you can feel your nose hairs singing and your eyes are burning. It was a concentrated combo of petchouli, BO, and ass. The closer they got, the more I suffered. When they got close to me, my inner Gunny Hartman came out as I ever so politely said "JESUS!!! Take a fucking bath before you leave the fucking house!!!"

While they stood there almost in tears, all I could hear in my mind was the Woolworth guy saying "And stay out of the Walmarts"

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