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Posted: 10/19/2017 11:46:24 PM EDT
a Dr. Pepper, make it fast, I’m in a godamn hurry.
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Daddy, where you ever in the Klan?
No...but yo' mama was. When she put on her sheet...she looked like an iceberg with feet! |
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when we get home the first thing i'm gonna do is punch yo mama right in the mouth..
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You got peanut butter or somethin in your ears? I said what's That woman got on? Her mind?!
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Daddy my hat blew off.
Too bad your goddamn head wasn't in it. |
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I need to pull off, suck up a little go-go juice and put some groceries down my neck.
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Easily one of the greatest movies of all time
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"Junior, why aint they no bullets in yo gun?"
"Because when I load it Daddy it gets too heavy" |
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If they'd a cremated the son-of-a-bitch, I'd be kicking that Bandit's ass around the moon about now !
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I'm not sure which one it's from but I love the scene where Daddy and Jr are in the fishing boat.
Jr: Don't worry Daddy I'm never gonna leave you and Momma. Dad: Jr! Don't you ever threaten your mother and me like that! |
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Speaking of diablo this is the best thing fast food has ever produced, I put in lots of things even tuna salad http://blog.eggware.xyz/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Diablo-Sauce-02.png View Quote |
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For the money, for the glory, and for the fun. Mostly for the money.
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For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, heh heh
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happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags
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Here in Austin, this is a Diablo sandwich. And its damn good. https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/49875367/12804632_816000835172800_3797559095641244928_n.0.0.jpg View Quote |
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What's in a Diablo Sandwich:
http://forums.roadfood.com/Diablo-Sandwich-quotDiablo-amp-Docquot-From-Smokey-amp-the-Bandit-Identified-m778897.aspx |
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View Quote Had a girlfriend in my senior year, who's daddy had money. Gave her a 76, decorated just like that, and had an LS6 in it. Got my most expensive ticket in that car! God, what I wouldn't have given to have that T/A. |
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Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T Justice look like a possum's pecker.
Only movie with as many good one liners as Blazing Saddles. |
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You boys couldn't close an umbrella!
Put the evidence in the car! ....but daddy.....PUT THE EVIDENCE IN THE CAR! |
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Pure, unadulterated communism. Happens every time these dancers start.. poontangin' around with those show-folk fags.
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And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway.
Oh, you can think about it, but dooooon't do it. |
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