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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - California: Man in trouble for ejaculating into his co-worker's..um..."honey pot" (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:29:44 PM EDT

http://kdvr.com/2017/11/22/da-man-repeatedly-ejaculated-into-co-workers-water-bottles-put-semen-in-her-honey-jar/

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Posted: 11/22/2017 1:32:29 PM EDT

[#1]

and they say chivalry is dead...

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:33:23 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/22/2017 1:33:55 PM EDT

[#3]

Screen name?

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:34:22 PM EDT

[#4]

Pics of co-worker?

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:37:03 PM EDT

[#5]

It is what liberals do to liberals, he could be a politician someday!

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:44:53 PM EDT

[#6]

What class.

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:45:02 PM EDT

[#7]

Is "honey pot" code for butthole?

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:46:02 PM EDT

[#8]

stay frosty Kalifornia

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:48:01 PM EDT

[#9]

I'm surprised that there is no sexual assault charge of some type.

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:49:56 PM EDT

[#10]

That's whacky.

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:50:18 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/22/2017 1:51:42 PM EDT

[#12]

"Allegedly..."

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:52:12 PM EDT

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in CA?
that's considered "speed dating".

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:53:24 PM EDT

[#14]

How else is he supposed to pick up someone?

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:54:48 PM EDT

[#15]

or he was worried about her protein intake.

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:54:53 PM EDT

[#16]

All he did was sneeze... with a mouth full.

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:55:26 PM EDT

[#17]

A guy can't even flirt any more without being called a pervert. What's this country come to?

Posted: 11/22/2017 1:59:30 PM EDT

[#18]

I’m assuming they did DNA tests.

Posted: 11/22/2017 2:01:05 PM EDT

[#19]

Can’t he just shoot his load in her hair like a fucking gentleman.

Fucking savages these days.

Posted: 11/22/2017 2:02:10 PM EDT

[#20]

so, he jerked off at work and that was ok, but smearing the jam on the mouse was no bueno?

wow.

Posted: 11/22/2017 2:03:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/22/2017 2:12:32 PM EDT

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You win.

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Posted: 11/22/2017 2:16:11 PM EDT

[#23]

Looks like this guy.

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Posted: 11/22/2017 2:20:57 PM EDT

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The responses thus far

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Posted: 11/22/2017 2:21:22 PM EDT

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I needed a good laugh this morning, thank you!

Posted: 11/22/2017 2:23:25 PM EDT

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Guarantee he'll have some sob story about spurious accusations of sexual harassment and how it was all a lie.

Posted: 11/22/2017 2:31:16 PM EDT

[#27]

But was she dressed like a sloot?

Posted: 11/22/2017 2:45:58 PM EDT

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^^^^^This

Posted: 11/22/2017 2:58:53 PM EDT

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Yay! First ever FPNI

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:16:44 PM EDT

[#30]

How did he get caught?

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:19:33 PM EDT

[#31]

He should be praying that she's not married.

Because, very bad things would happen to the fuckstick that did that to my wife.

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:22:39 PM EDT

[#32]

Semens to me he liked working late

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:25:05 PM EDT

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wow.

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Violated IT policy..................

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:28:02 PM EDT

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Camera surveillance.

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:28:12 PM EDT

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Being California, this is probably a $20 ticket. It's only a major crime if someone uses an incorrect pronoun.

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:30:58 PM EDT

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Come again?

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:32:33 PM EDT

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Hand in the cooki.....dick in the honey jar.

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:43:42 PM EDT

[#38]

Dilley Dilley!

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:47:43 PM EDT

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And we have a winner!

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:49:48 PM EDT

[#40]

Did she drink it? Because if she drunk it, it means they're married now.

Posted: 11/22/2017 3:50:16 PM EDT

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In all seriousness, it's slang for vagina.

(Cuz of the moisture)

Posted: 11/22/2017 4:04:35 PM EDT

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What a jerk.

Posted: 11/22/2017 4:04:44 PM EDT

[#43]

Wow

Posted: 12/8/2017 2:11:14 AM EDT

[#44]

Reboot

Posted: 12/8/2017 2:17:48 AM EDT

[#45]

I watched one a those hidden camera programs a few years ago and it seems alotta people like to leave their manliness in other people food and drink.

worst and funniest was a guy working at a bakery that was jerking off on the glazed donuts... this guys head was jerking back and forth as put his stamp on those baked goods... was having a helluva time...

Posted: 12/8/2017 2:20:07 AM EDT

[#46]

r/theredpill loses another member.

Posted: 12/8/2017 3:06:38 AM EDT

[#47]

what a wack job

Posted: 12/8/2017 3:14:36 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/8/2017 3:16:36 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/8/2017 3:17:44 AM EDT

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N/m

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