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Posted: 11/22/2018 8:52:02 AM EST
[#1]
Pay off my motorcycle and write ‘Hammermill Thread’ on the bottom of the check.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 8:53:52 AM EST
[#2]
Take your phone and post a cock apocalypse thread in GD
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Posted: 11/22/2018 8:55:03 AM EST
[#3]
Call 911. Administer CPR. Put the money in your pocket and zip the pocket closed. Check your phone for your In Case of Emergency number and call them so the paramedics will know your medical history when they arrive.
Edit: Everyone's integrity has a price but $10,000 is not my price. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 8:55:13 AM EST
[#4]
Secure the $10K
Dial 911 Provide first aid until EMT 's arrive |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 8:56:47 AM EST
[#5]
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Secure the $10K Dial 911 Provide first aid until EMT 's arrive I am no thief |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 8:57:12 AM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Secure the $10K Dial 911 Provide first aid until EMT 's arrive |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 8:59:12 AM EST
[#7]
Weekend at Bernie’s
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Posted: 11/22/2018 8:59:20 AM EST
[#8]
Call 911 and standby.
 After all, my CPR certification expired and I don't have a legal duty to try. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 8:59:43 AM EST
[#9]
Call 911.
Provide medical assistance. Turn the $100 over to the authorities when they arrive. 
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Posted: 11/22/2018 8:59:51 AM EST
[#10]
Call 911 and lecture your lifeless body about the virtues of a no cost checking account.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:00:03 AM EST
[#11]
I'm new, so I don't quite know, but is this a thread where people show how virtuous they are in their minds - so there is an abject lack of reality in the posts?
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:00:03 AM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Secure the $10K Dial 911 Provide first aid until EMT 's arrive |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:00:07 AM EST
[#13]
Make sure you were dead before I took the 10k.
 someone had to say it.........to many goodie two shoes have already posted.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:00:28 AM EST
[#14]
Glad to see there are still men of strong moral fiber.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:00:33 AM EST
[#15]
I wouldn't steal the money. It would be a fee to save your ass
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:01:55 AM EST
[#16]
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unconscious and possibly needing resuscitation, and.... there was a $10,000 in a stack of new hundred dollar bills laying right next to my motionless body that looked like it just fell out of my jacket pocket, and... there was no one around... what would you do? I'd start by asking you to tell me the truth. I hate lying, liars and lies. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:02:30 AM EST
[#17]
As most NYers would do, I would stomp on your head twice just to make sure you're out cold, grab the money and run, I won't even look back.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:03:28 AM EST
[#18]
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I'm new, so I don't quite know, but is this a thread where people show how virtuous they are in their minds - so there is an abject lack of reality in the posts? |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:04:48 AM EST
[#19]
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Call 911. Provide medical assistance. Turn the $100 over to the authorities when they arrive. Unless you found out that the guy was a drug dealer who was knocked out unconscious by a rival drug dealer. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:05:21 AM EST
[#20]
Most likely, if I'm outside, I got somewhere I need to be so probably think to myself, "Sucks for that guy", call 911 while getting to wherever I need to be.
Not to be non caring. Medically I would be of little use to you. If you were on the verge of death, your money would probably be the least of you or your worries. If it's a tarp, I just bypassed it and still made it to where I needed to be. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:06:04 AM EST
[#21]
Resuscitug, then pay myself for services rendered.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:06:37 AM EST
[#22]
I'd take the cash in exchange for performing a South African tug job recussitaion.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:07:17 AM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Secure the $10K Dial 911 Provide first aid until EMT 's arrive |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:08:02 AM EST
[#24]
I'd give you a big kiss and hope that would be enough to revive you, oh and um say thanks for the money.
I'd try to help ya wtf do you think |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:08:10 AM EST
[#25]
I would film you vertically with my cell phone and yell for someone to call 911 until help arrived.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:09:05 AM EST
[#26]
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unconscious and possibly needing resuscitation, and.... there was a $10,000 in a stack of new hundred dollar bills laying right next to my motionless body that looked like it just fell out of my jacket pocket, and... there was no one around... what would you do? 
ETA: HA! Beat by Peanuthead.
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I wouldn't steal the money. It would be a fee to save your ass |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:10:07 AM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Secure the $10K Dial 911 Provide first aid until EMT 's arrive |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:10:31 AM EST
[#28]
leave a business card and wait for the call?
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:10:45 AM EST
[#29]
If I knew it was you?
Teabag and a horizontal photo. Save yer ass. (first aide, 911) Graciously accept my cash reward. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:11:17 AM EST
[#30]
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Make sure you were dead before I took the 10k. someone had to say it.........to many goodie two shoes have already posted. 
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:11:39 AM EST
[#31]
Call an ambulance. Wait for it. And give yoir money back to you once secured at hospital like put it in a locker or something
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:13:24 AM EST
[#32]
Depends, are we in some liberal shithole city and do you look like a soyboy? Skinny jeans, etc? If so the cash is mine and I walk away leaving you to your fate.
Otherwise, if you have the appearance of someone who may be hard working NOT a starbucks fag and we are NOT in douche central then yes. I'll help and return the cash. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:14:24 AM EST
[#33]
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I'd take the cash in exchange for performing a South African tug job recussitaion. 
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:14:30 AM EST
[#34]
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Depends, are we in some liberal shithole city and do you look like a soyboy? Skinny jeans, etc? If so the cash is mine and I walk away leaving you to your fate. Otherwise, if you have the appearance of someone who may be hard working NOT a starbucks fag and we are NOT in douche central then yes. I'll help and return the cash. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:14:42 AM EST
[#35]
If you are laying there unconscious with 10k beside you. First my instinct would be check your well being and secure the money. Call 911 and report what I know. Ten thousand bucks would be nice but not worth the guilt of taking it from an unconscious man. I think the best thing for everyone would be follow you to the hospital and meet the family. At this point you would be in more need of the cash then I would.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:16:01 AM EST
[#36]
If you're unconscious, and the money in not physically on your person, who's to say it's yours?
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:17:49 AM EST
[#37]
ABC
Call 911 Put your money back in your coat |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:19:07 AM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Call 911. Administer CPR. Put the money in your pocket and zip the pocket closed. Check your phone for your In Case of Emergency number and call them so the paramedics will know your medical history when they arrive. Edit: Everyone's integrity has a price but $10,000 is not my price. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:19:10 AM EST
[#39]
No breath CPR because no homo.
The ten k is tricky. Paramedics? Cops? Either one of them could steal/seize it. Hold it and try to give it to you if you live? Try to locate immediate family if you die? If you are CCWing anything really cool on you like a P7M13 or a mint colt python that shits mine though. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:19:45 AM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Depends, are we in some liberal shithole city and do you look like a soyboy? Skinny jeans, etc? If so the cash is mine and I walk away leaving you to your fate. Otherwise, if you have the appearance of someone who may be hard working NOT a starbucks fag and we are NOT in douche central then yes. I'll help and return the cash. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:21:02 AM EST
[#41]
Check your pockets for moar cash
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:21:53 AM EST
[#42]
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why would a soy boy hipster be walking around with cash? |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:22:52 AM EST
[#43]
I'd put a picture of you on ARFCOM and post about how amazing my life was while wiping your blood off my jacket sleeve
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:23:29 AM EST
[#44]
Depends.
Do I know your screen name? |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:23:56 AM EST
[#45]
Necro, then party.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:24:53 AM EST
[#46]
True story.
When I was an EMT, we got a call for a guy having a seizure in the street. When we got there a good Samaritan was holding a wallet in the patient's mouth so he wouldn't bite his tongue. I thought that was pretty good because in those days people would use a spoon or a stick or some thing that would cause damage. We took over and the guy giving aid left. We collected the patient up and went off to the ER. When the guy came out of the seizure in the ER, the first thing he asked was where is my wallet? |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:25:11 AM EST
[#47]
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Necro, then party. |
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:25:14 AM EST
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:25:23 AM EST
[#49]
Take your 10K then I'd log into your account and do bunch of shit posting.
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Posted: 11/22/2018 9:25:23 AM EST
[#50]
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No breath CPR because no homo. Do what I could while leaving the $10k there. But I'd keep an eye on it. When some goober grabbed it in the confusion I'd point and yell, THAT MAN IS A THIEF! 
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