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Posted: 11/30/2018 9:03:37 PM EDT
I think I can do it. I've played poker before, was pretty good, and I have few to no scruples. I'll crush a pensioner and take his hope money and sleep well knowing he will be evicted and back to eating dog food. I'm perfectly fine taking someone's cash and knowing they're going to get kneecapped by the loanshark he owes. I just enjoy the idea of crushing someone's soul and making a few bucks in the process.
So I've decided to get a 70s El Dorado convertible, a light grey Stetson, wear a nice suit, and go by the moniker of West Virginia Fats. Hookers, blow, the glitz and glamour of the Vegas strip, a beating or two between trips to the all you can eat lobster buffets. At some point I'll piss off the wrong guys, get two to the back of the head and end up in a hole in the desert. I think it's going to be a good run. |
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I wish you well in your quest.
Don't forget to tip the dealer. |
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Looking forward to seeing you by the highway onramp with a cardboard sign.
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A little time honing your skill in charlestown and now the big league.
Go for it whats the worst that could happen? Remember us when your famous. |
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Just have a bankroll of at least 50 buy ins and enough saved that you don't have to touch it for daily living expenses, then go for it.
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The Position of Fuck You (John Goodman in The Gambler) Best advice I can give you. Remember a wise mans life is based on FUCK YOU. |
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Been there done that. Except my crew were more like hustlers.
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Looking forward to seeing you by the highway onramp with a cardboard sign. View Quote |
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Here's a hint: you won't be playing against the pensioners, you will be playing against people just like you but with lots more experience and less scruples.......
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I recommend you reconsider and work toward an achievable and lucrative profession.
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If you want to make it as a small-ish time cash game pro then there is lots more consistent action in South Florida or L.A. (California) than Vegas. Also, I've never felt bad winning a pot, regardless of who's on the losing end. Once you put that money on the table it's fair game, if you can't afford to loose it that's your problem. Anything that ends up in the pot is because you put it there, fully knowing you could loose it all. It's got nothing to do with having no scruples.
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Here's a hint: you won't be playing against the pensioners, you will be playing against people just like you but with lots more experience and less scruples....... View Quote I don't want fortune and fame, I want just enough to pay the bills. The real juice is in the action of taking away someone's hope and dreams. |
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So you're moving to Vegas?
Cause that's the place to be for that. |
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I don't think anyone has lobster buffets anymore.not since the nineties.
Otherwise solid plan. Good luck. Also ostrich or alligator boots is a nice touch. |
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Marking these cards - The Cincinnati Kid | Classic Poker Scene |
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Well there's today's dumber than fuk decision. We have a winner!
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Sounds like one of those pensioners might leave you
in some old coal mine that’s been forgotten. |
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Coworkers cousin does it professionally. She has made a good life for herself. House is even paid off.
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If you have Facebook here is an awesome hand
https://www.facebook.com/uniqgame/videos/263497464301359/UzpfSTEwMjk3MjE3OTY6MTAyMTU5OTg2NjgxMzI3NTU/ |
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"You won''t be able to get a game of jacks" The Sting, Paul Newman | Classic Poker Scene |
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My wife grew up with Cody Slaubaugh, he went into poker sometime in his college days and has done very well for himself for over a decade now.
It can be done, but I wonder if he makes more money winning poker games or endorsing internet poker sites. |
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Well I'm going to make my living as a livestreamer, streaming my videogame play on Twitch and YouTube. But since I'm really a BAD player, the way I play it off is that I advertise myself as the worst player livestreaming. Come watch my incompetence and feel better about the fact that, yes, there IS someone out there who's a worse player than you.
This seems to be as likely a way to make a living as to decide to become a professional gambler. |
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Have you considered "Professional sports bettor"?
There's way more action But just like poker You gotta know when to walk away |
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Need to speak to my Uncle. He's made and lost fortunes and now in his early 80's lives in the Buffalo NY version of a trailer down by the river.
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