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First page is good,
Let’s just pin this.
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Attachment Attached File


Is this a repeat like the Karen/Smudge thread?  Still it’s timely
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I lost.  
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I am wondering WTF it possibly could have been.
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Dance Dance Revolution

I am removing due to sensitive forum member
I am wondering WTF it possibly could have been.
q'd?
Some kind of immolation video is my guess; perhaps the Jordanian fighter pilot that ISIS bb'q?
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How did I miss this thread? So fucking IN!!!
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The Wizard of Oz cartoon!!!!!!!
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Good thing they are keeping him safe.

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Did you mean for this to be in the dank memes thread?
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Stupid lion.
Intelligence = Brains
Love/Emotions = Heart
Courage = Guts

Her rich tasty courage is in the intestines, silly.
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I’ve read this book before.

If I’m ever imprisoned, don’t put me in solitary confinement.
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But I'm not moving it.
Avenatti in federal NYC holding facility in solitary confinement... Where he'll be kept safe as Epstein.

That's pretty funny.
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Avenatti in federal NYC holding facility in solitary confinement... Where he'll be kept safe as Epstein.

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I wonder if there is any chance that the lawyer for Stormy Daniels might have some insight into possible Democrat corruption, specifically aimed to help Hillary.
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Jokes about school shootings are vile and disgusting.

It is also the kind of thing that someone at the big search engines and social media might use as an excuse to drop arfcom from the index.

Please delete that crap and refrain from posting similar stuff.  
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Q: what is the he difference between a truck load of dead babies, and a truck load of coal?
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Truckload of coal doesnt give you an erection?
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Avenatti in federal NYC holding facility in solitary confinement... Where he'll be kept safe as Epstein.

That's pretty funny.
I wonder if there is any chance that the lawyer for Stormy Daniels might have some insight into possible Democrat corruption, specifically aimed to help Hillary.
Let's not forget his involvement in the Justice Kavanagh hearings.
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I've always heard the joke as bowling balls instead of coal, presuming the punchline is the same.
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You can't unload the coal with a pitchfork?
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What kind of coal?
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Not memes and not even funny?

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You can't unload the coal with a pitchfork?
What kind of coal?
BIG PITCHFORKS UNLOAD BIG COAL. ALL MY COAL IS NUT COAL
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Bingo!
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I BURN BIGGER BABIES THAN THAT IN OUR PARLOR STOVE. OF COURSE THEY MIGHT HAVE HAD BIG LUMPS AND CRACKED THEM INTO 4 PIECES FOR PROFIT.
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So, since this is the pure-as-snow, wholesome humor thread, howzabout... necrophilia?

Necrophilia...

...means never having to say "I'm sorry".  No, really; you'll never have to apologize to her.

...gives new meaning to "cracking open a cold one".

My friend is addicted to S&M, bestiality and necrophilia.
I've tried to help him, but it's like beating a dead horse...

What's the best thing about necrophilia?
You don't have to bring any flowers; they're already there.

"I'm into homosexual necrophilia."
...Tom said, in dead earnest.

And last, but certainly not least...

Dead Girls Never Say No
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