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Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:25:35 AM EDT
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wtf is all this white stuff on the ground.
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The bigger your research team, the bigger the grant.

I'm in.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:26:52 AM EDT
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Racism.
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The only real solution is to throw more money at the problem.

All I need is a huge .gov grant to do some research on the matter.

Can I get a yuge government grant to do research on your research?
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:27:29 AM EDT
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Hey

Condoms don't go in wallets, body heat can cause them to deteriorate.

Not like I've got much use for one anyways
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And a old dried up rubber in lube’s case



Hey

Condoms don't go in wallets, body heat can cause them to deteriorate.

Not like I've got much use for one anyways


Make balloon animals?
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:27:47 AM EDT
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Do you and your wife have an AGI of greater than 75k, or did so last year or on 2018 taxes?
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I filed single and was under 75K on paper for 2018.

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Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:28:00 AM EDT
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We've been here since nam.
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Quarantine day #, I lost track


We've been here since nam.


*thousand yard stare*
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:28:17 AM EDT
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Oh, just step around that, it’s from Columbia.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:28:18 AM EDT
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Try some rooibos.

This stuff is pretty bomb, as well.
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I think I'm going to spend an unreasonable amount of money on that site later today
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:28:19 AM EDT
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Also..Ask me about my "Marriage" at FO..... LOL.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:28:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:29:04 AM EDT
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Coke  from heaven
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:29:53 AM EDT
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Caught up.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:29:56 AM EDT
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The only real solution is to throw more money at the problem.

All I need is a huge .gov grant to do some research on the matter.

Can I get a yuge government grant to do research on your research?

Sorry, farmers getting all that money this year.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:30:04 AM EDT
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Morning all.
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Let's post some shit today.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:30:24 AM EDT
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Yay Wednesday!

I'm taking Friday off.  To....you know.....stay home.
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It is Wednesday my dudes.

Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:30:38 AM EDT
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I heard Weight Watchers is pulling ahead....
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:31:11 AM EDT
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Or shit some posts
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:31:37 AM EDT
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Or shit some posts
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Poop Thread...Lock it down
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:31:40 AM EDT
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It is Wednesday my dudes.

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Oh goody. That means another full day of conference calls. My favorite.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:32:01 AM EDT
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Reproducibility is an essential component of scientific research.

I'd be happy to let you cut and paste my work.  Which will be at least 87% gifs.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:32:26 AM EDT
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Did you forget you have a daughter? You get $500/kid that you claim
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:33:11 AM EDT
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Sorry, farmers getting all that money this year.
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The only real solution is to throw more money at the problem.

All I need is a huge .gov grant to do some research on the matter.

Can I get a yuge government grant to do research on your research?

Sorry, farmers getting all that money this year.

Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:33:12 AM EDT
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Oh goody. That means another full day of conference calls. My favorite.
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It is Wednesday my dudes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oct2xKMGOno


Oh goody. That means another full day of conference calls. My favorite.
My job basically consists of sitting on Zoom meetings and occasionally nodding to make it look like I'm paying attention.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:33:25 AM EDT
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When she shaved her head, it cut him much deeper than he let on.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:33:39 AM EDT
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Reproducibility is an essential component of scientific research.

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Reproducibility is an essential component of scientific research.

I'd be happy to let you cut and paste my work.  Which will be at least 87% gifs.

Cool, I'll just change the order of the gifs, but keep them in an order that makes sense
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:34:11 AM EDT
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Thank 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus that I don't have to do video conference.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:34:11 AM EDT
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Did you forget you have a daughter? You get $500/kid that you claim

Our 3rd was born last Oct,  we haven’t filed yet this year.  I’m getting cheated.  

Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:34:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:35:03 AM EDT
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When she shaved her head, it cut him much deeper than he let on.
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Seems legit

Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:35:39 AM EDT
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Our 3rd was born last Oct,  we haven’t filed yet this year.  I’m getting cheated.  

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Did you forget you have a daughter? You get $500/kid that you claim

Our 3rd was born last Oct,  we haven’t filed yet this year.  I’m getting cheated.  


The feds said something about possibly qualifying for that credit next year *shrug*
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:36:14 AM EDT
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The feds said something about possibly qualifying for that credit next year *shrug*
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I filed single and was under 75K on paper for 2018.

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Did you forget you have a daughter? You get $500/kid that you claim

Our 3rd was born last Oct,  we haven’t filed yet this year.  I’m getting cheated.  


The feds said something about possibly qualifying for that credit next year *shrug*

One can only hope
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One can only hope
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Do you and your wife have an AGI of greater than 75k, or did so last year or on 2018 taxes?

I filed single and was under 75K on paper for 2018.

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Did you forget you have a daughter? You get $500/kid that you claim

Our 3rd was born last Oct,  we haven’t filed yet this year.  I’m getting cheated.  


The feds said something about possibly qualifying for that credit next year *shrug*

One can only hope

Yeah, we'll see.
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:36:39 AM EDT
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Hey

Condoms don't go in wallets, body heat can cause them to deteriorate.

Not like I've got much use for one anyways
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It's kinda like you got pickpocketed and then the shitbag turns around and gives your wallet back to you, it's missing all your cash and credit cards, but at least you got your DL and that old Blockbuster membership card back.


And a old dried up rubber in lube’s case



Hey

Condoms don't go in wallets, body heat can cause them to deteriorate.

Not like I've got much use for one anyways

Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:38:48 AM EDT
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Put one on a friend's exhaust pipe?
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It's kinda like you got pickpocketed and then the shitbag turns around and gives your wallet back to you, it's missing all your cash and credit cards, but at least you got your DL and that old Blockbuster membership card back.


And a old dried up rubber in lube’s case



Hey

Condoms don't go in wallets, body heat can cause them to deteriorate.

Not like I've got much use for one anyways


Make balloon animals?


Put one on a friend's exhaust pipe?

A friend
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:43:39 AM EDT
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The only real solution is to throw more money at the problem.

All I need is a huge .gov grant to do some research on the matter.

Can I get a yuge government grant to do research on your research?

Sorry, farmers getting all that money this year.


"this"

Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:44:45 AM EDT
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It's kinda like you got pickpocketed and then the shitbag turns around and gives your wallet back to you, it's missing all your cash and credit cards, but at least you got your DL and that old Blockbuster membership card back.


And a old dried up rubber in lube’s case



Hey

Condoms don't go in wallets, body heat can cause them to deteriorate.

Not like I've got much use for one anyways


Make balloon animals?


Put one on a friend's exhaust pipe?

Isn't that what they're designed for?
Link Posted: 4/15/2020 8:46:10 AM EDT
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Oh. That explains it then. I didn't think I was getting anything for her.

Duh.

I claim her every other year. I claimed her for 18. I did not claim her for 19. That's what threw me off.
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It's kinda like you got pickpocketed and then the shitbag turns around and gives your wallet back to you, it's missing all your cash and credit cards, but at least you got your DL and that old Blockbuster membership card back.


And a old dried up rubber in lube’s case



Hey

Condoms don't go in wallets, body heat can cause them to deteriorate.

Not like I've got much use for one anyways


Make balloon animals?


Put one on a friend's exhaust pipe?


That’s where the banana goes
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