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Posted: 7/7/2020 4:57:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh Hi, Mark. The Citizen Kane of bad movies. It's available for free on YouTube. Seriously, it's so awful that it's awesome. Why, alemonkey; WHY! |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 8:53:39 PM EDT
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I'm not an expert on the regional Scot accents, but it almost sounds like he's lost a bit of his.
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Posted: 7/8/2020 2:04:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh Hi, Mark. The Citizen Kane of bad movies. It's available for free on YouTube. Seriously, it's so awful that it's awesome. That's some low-rent Indie crap, though; it's almost supposed to be terrible. This was A-list celebrities and an infinite budget, which makes it all the more trainwreck |
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Posted: 7/8/2020 2:08:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This doesn’t fall into the “worst” category but it was pretty bad. Now it’s practically unwatchable unless you want a laugh. https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/img/print/u-g-F4S6WQ0.jpg? It was either this or Anaconda (I honestly don't care to remember which), I full-on bust out laughing when some guy got pulled down into water by a snake at a super-tense moment 
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Posted: 7/8/2020 2:15:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's some low-rent Indie crap, though; it's almost supposed to be terrible. This was A-list celebrities and an infinite budget, which makes it all the more trainwreck Try Catalina Caper. A list celebrities, last of the Beach Party movies, absolute trash. But hilarious. Or try the David Lynch version of Dune. It’s...mesmerizingly terrible. I don’t think mockery could even help that thing, it’s an insanely long overly ornate mess of a film. |
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Posted: 7/8/2020 2:29:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This doesn't fall into the "worst" category but it was pretty bad. Now it's practically unwatchable unless you want a laugh. https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/img/print/u-g-F4S6WQ0.jpg? shooting hippos with a Fal and crazy monkeys with a laser. 
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Posted: 7/8/2020 4:57:13 AM EDT
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What was that shit show David Carrouso was in ? Jade?
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Posted: 7/8/2020 5:13:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't know that that was the movie that Austin Powers and South Park spoofed. |
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Posted: 7/8/2020 12:36:03 PM EDT
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There should be some kind of "Moreau" Award handed out every year during the Academy Awards for the most fucked up steaming pile of disastrous shit to make it to the big screen.
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Posted: 7/8/2020 12:55:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There should be some kind of "Moreau" Award handed out every year during the Academy Awards for the most fucked up steaming pile of disastrous shit to make it to the big screen. 
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Posted: 7/8/2020 1:00:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: After watching cut scenes and the making of Apocalypse Now. I dont see how he ever worked again. Hours of him just talking to the director and fucking off on a tangent for a 3 minute scene. Throwing coconuts down on the crew in scenes he wasnt in. Drugs and Alcohol binges. Here is a pic of Robert Duvall wearing Brando's lines on The Godfather: 
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Posted: 7/8/2020 3:49:56 PM EDT
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Watched it last night and while its bad, its not OMG YOU HAVE TO SEE HOW AWFUL THIS IS.
If anything a documentary on just how F'd up the production was would be far more entertaining to watch. |
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Posted: 7/16/2020 12:47:04 PM EDT
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i was stationed at kunsan AB south korea in 96 when this movie came out. the base tail marking is this:
to see this mark on that military aircraft at the island made the whole theater erupt in laughter. |
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Posted: 7/16/2020 12:55:24 PM EDT
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Theodor Rex starring Whoopi Goldberg is worse. 33 million dollars direct to video.
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Posted: 7/16/2020 12:57:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: i was stationed at kunsan AB south korea in 96 when this movie came out. the base tail marking is this: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.3yyxsXckatDrFc_XercylAHaDy%26pid%3DApi&f=1 to see this mark on that military aircraft at the island made the whole theater erupt in laughter. I remember seeing that in the movie. And I remember thinking to myself. "Dude, WTF?! Are these beast people shooting down military aircraft? Or just buying them as surplus?"
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Posted: 7/16/2020 1:27:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What was that shit show David Carrouso was in ? Jade? All I know is Linda Fiorentino was hot as fuck in that movie. That's all I care about. |
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Posted: 7/16/2020 1:52:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/16/2020 1:55:47 PM EDT
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And what about Ishtar or Howard the Duck?
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Posted: 7/16/2020 2:12:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:[/b] That movie was awesome for a late 90s summer flick. shooting hippos with a Fal and crazy monkeys with a laser. Quote HistoryQuoted:[/b] Quoted: This doesn't fall into the "worst" category but it was pretty bad. Now it's practically unwatchable unless you want a laugh. https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/img/print/u-g-F4S6WQ0.jpg? shooting hippos with a Fal and crazy monkeys with a laser. I still have this floating around my box of junk.  |
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Posted: 7/16/2020 2:29:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Heaven's Gate isn't a bad movie, especially the director's cut. It just was horribly over budgeted and the theater cut was shit due to bad editing. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: More than "Heaven's Gate?" Agreed, I always thought it was a great movie especially the directors cut and I would personally include it in one of the top 100 masterpiece movies every person should see. It unfortunatly cost a ton of money to make and the studio was not prepared for that and It was not able to recoup that money. I also dont think people were ready for that type of movie at the time but I do that it would be much better recived today. Back then people expected a different type of western and this was not that type of movie. Our tastes are more refined now, I think that we can appreciate the Harvard graduation dance/fight tree and the town roller skating scene much more. Anyone who has not seen Heavens Gate really needs to see. Its got some great action. |
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Posted: 7/16/2020 2:52:51 PM EDT
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Yeah it was a little out there, I still watch it here and there though.
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Posted: 7/16/2020 3:14:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This doesn’t fall into the “worst” category but it was pretty bad. Now it’s practically unwatchable unless you want a laugh. https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/img/print/u-g-F4S6WQ0.jpg?  STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE! *Full Scene*  Who is Kafka |
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Posted: 7/16/2020 3:47:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  THE definition of a shit show. Now I know why Tropic Thunder was so good; based on a true story! I've always wanted to bang Fairuza Balk. Shes got a unique sexy look and that big purdy mouth. GodDAMN, homie.  Attached FileI’d hit until it hit back... |
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Posted: 7/16/2020 4:58:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And what about Ishtar or Howard the Duck? Howard the Duck was a masterpiece. |
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