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Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:20:25 AM EDT
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The city road department here likes to start major street construction and road closures downtown every fall, right before college starts.
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Orange cone season starts in spring & ends in winter here
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:20:38 AM EDT
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Well it’s AJ so pink. Or maybe brown.
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So where does 1 eye, and 2 civie lazers fall?

Is 1 eye green or white?

Well it’s AJ so pink. Or maybe brown.

Or both at the same time?
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:21:57 AM EDT
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Orange cone season starts in spring & ends in winter here
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We've been getting a ton of roads paved here.


Ralph would have a boner with all the asphalt getting thrown down.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:22:10 AM EDT
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I'd call you a dick.
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Wanna hang out?
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:22:11 AM EDT
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The city road department here likes to start major street construction and road closures downtown every fall, right before college starts.
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Stupid kids and their stupid schools.



Well, yes.

I was more thinking who the head dip shit in charge of making it a one lane the week school starts.

Probably some rock sniffer with the road crews.
The city road department here likes to start major street construction and road closures downtown every fall, right before college starts.

Perfect time to do it, really.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:22:22 AM EDT
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You dick
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Soon he'll be wearing skinny jeans and drinking Starbucks. And he'll have a boyfriend and leave his wife and twenty daughters


You dick

Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:23:34 AM EDT
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Yes you did. "Why didn't they call me? I would have called me."

Don't feel bad though. I would have turned my ringer off and never set the alarm, then played dumb when I got to work and everyone was mad I didn't show up at midnight. "Oh, I thought that was happening tomorrow."
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I didn't blame anyone


Listen here, dick face


Yes you did. "Why didn't they call me? I would have called me."

Don't feel bad though. I would have turned my ringer off and never set the alarm, then played dumb when I got to work and everyone was mad I didn't show up at midnight. "Oh, I thought that was happening tomorrow."

Would you call me? I’d call me. Hard.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:24:37 AM EDT
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Headed to work, gonna check on a hunting spot first and saw this feller https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/439986/98C81E0E-7AD6-49F1-B1D2-6E0E9BD737D2_jpe-1575218.JPG
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Owls are cool.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:24:42 AM EDT
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Would you call me? I’d call me. Hard.
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I wouldn't call you. I don't have your number (I don't think I do anyway. I used to.)
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:25:34 AM EDT
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We've been getting a ton of roads paved here.

Ralph would have a boner with all the asphalt getting thrown down.
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Weird fetish
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:26:33 AM EDT
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I don't kink shame
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:27:04 AM EDT
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You're a considerate dick.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:27:48 AM EDT
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How i made such cute spawn is beyond me

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Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:28:15 AM EDT
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I wouldn't call you. I don't have your number (I don't think I do anyway. I used to.)
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555-2368
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:29:12 AM EDT
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Fate thought it cruel to curse your children with your hideous visage.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:33:21 AM EDT
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You're a considerate dick.
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Thanks, dick.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:35:41 AM EDT
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Fate thought it cruel to curse your children with your hideous visage.
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im a sexy son of a bitch.  if you like bald guys
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:37:54 AM EDT
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Please keep the cigarette ash out of the food, thanks.
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I was always jealous of the balogna and velveeta on white bread.

I just ended up with whatever the lunch lady slapped on my tray. My mother didn’t cook, didn’t bake, and didn’t make packed lunches.

I wasn't allowed to eat from the lunch line. Because it was "unhealthy"

Whereas the non-cohesive whole grain flake break was totes healths.

My mom didn’t give a shit about healthy. She wanted minimal effort. Lucky charms, pop tarts, eggos, hamburger helper, spaghetti, shake n bake.


The less she had to do, the better.


Add weird casserole mixes and that was my mom

Those wacky, wild moms of the 70s and 80s.


Please keep the cigarette ash out of the food, thanks.

Adds a smoky flavor
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:37:58 AM EDT
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Needs to be Friday.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:38:24 AM EDT
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Gonna go on a wild limb here and say it was mostly all from your Wife.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:38:56 AM EDT
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Gonna go on a wild limb here and say it was mostly all from your Wife.
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Adds a smoky flavor
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and builds character
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:42:23 AM EDT
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Needs to be Friday.
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Today is my Friday
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:49:31 AM EDT
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Today is my Friday
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Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:53:22 AM EDT
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I'm sorry.
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I was always jealous of the balogna and velveeta on white bread.

I just ended up with whatever the lunch lady slapped on my tray. My mother didn’t cook, didn’t bake, and didn’t make packed lunches.

I wasn't allowed to eat from the lunch line. Because it was "unhealthy"

Whereas the non-cohesive whole grain flake break was totes healths.

My mom didn’t give a shit about healthy. She wanted minimal effort. Lucky charms, pop tarts, eggos, hamburger helper, spaghetti, shake n bake.

The less she had to do, the better.


Add weird casserole mixes and that was my mom

Same. There'd always be vegetables and fruit also, but stuff was what could get done quickly and feed everybody.

Sad part is, my mom was a stay at home. All three kids in school, she had the time to meal plan and cook. She just...didn’t. Wanted nothing to do with it.



I'm sorry.

We survived. She’s a great mom. Just hated anything to do with cooking. Still does. My dad does all the cooking now.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:53:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:54:07 AM EDT
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Paprika and chili powder?
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I was always jealous of the balogna and velveeta on white bread.

I just ended up with whatever the lunch lady slapped on my tray. My mother didn’t cook, didn’t bake, and didn’t make packed lunches.

I wasn't allowed to eat from the lunch line. Because it was "unhealthy"

Whereas the non-cohesive whole grain flake break was totes healths.

My mom didn’t give a shit about healthy. She wanted minimal effort. Lucky charms, pop tarts, eggos, hamburger helper, spaghetti, shake n bake.

The less she had to do, the better.


Add weird casserole mixes and that was my mom

Same. There'd always be vegetables and fruit also, but stuff was what could get done quickly and feed everybody.

Sad part is, my mom was a stay at home. All three kids in school, she had the time to meal plan and cook. She just...didn’t. Wanted nothing to do with it.

My moms favorite spices were lemon pepper and garlic salt.

Guess which two I’ve never purchased?

Paprika and chili powder?

I was thinking saffron and tarragon
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:55:02 AM EDT
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Finally looked in the mirror?
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:56:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:56:51 AM EDT
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Today is my Friday
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Needs to be Friday.


Today is my Friday


Pound me too
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:59:04 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2020 9:59:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2020 10:00:22 AM EDT
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Pound me too
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Needs to be Friday.


Today is my Friday


Pound me too

Link Posted: 9/3/2020 10:00:30 AM EDT
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prolly have 25-30hrs to go this week still
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call in sick tomorrow
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 10:01:52 AM EDT
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call in sick tomorrow
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lol.  theres no calling in sick
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 10:03:30 AM EDT
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I slept right on through my alarm set for midnight.


Coworkers are gonna think I'm a dick for not showing up to the maintenance window cut over.
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I mean, they’re not wrong...
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 10:04:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2020 10:04:41 AM EDT
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Of course I get notification that the .22 can I want is back in stock when I'm not in a great position to spend money.

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Link Posted: 9/3/2020 10:04:48 AM EDT
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Wilson Fisk - Samaritan story


Love that scene.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 10:05:03 AM EDT
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Taking after your alky coworker, eh?
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Everyone needs a hero.
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 10:05:22 AM EDT
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We survived. She’s a great mom. Just hated anything to do with cooking. Still does. My dad does all the cooking now.
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I was always jealous of the balogna and velveeta on white bread.

I just ended up with whatever the lunch lady slapped on my tray. My mother didn’t cook, didn’t bake, and didn’t make packed lunches.

I wasn't allowed to eat from the lunch line. Because it was "unhealthy"

Whereas the non-cohesive whole grain flake break was totes healths.

My mom didn’t give a shit about healthy. She wanted minimal effort. Lucky charms, pop tarts, eggos, hamburger helper, spaghetti, shake n bake.

The less she had to do, the better.


Add weird casserole mixes and that was my mom

Same. There'd always be vegetables and fruit also, but stuff was what could get done quickly and feed everybody.

Sad part is, my mom was a stay at home. All three kids in school, she had the time to meal plan and cook. She just...didn’t. Wanted nothing to do with it.



I'm sorry.

We survived. She’s a great mom. Just hated anything to do with cooking. Still does. My dad does all the cooking now.

Makes sense
Link Posted: 9/3/2020 10:06:01 AM EDT
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I actually really like the Craig Bond.
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