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Skywarp2203

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Posted: 9/1/2024 6:48:01 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

No this is genius

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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

Originally Posted By CajunMojo:

Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
It's Sunday.

I'm tired.

I didn't get to go to the brewery I wanted to go to.

My daughter wants to play with me.

I just want to play elden ring.

Solution:

Give her a computer mouse and tell her she's the boss so she feels like she's winning a lot.

I GOT YOU DADDY

Yeah you did... again...

Genius!

No this is genius

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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161007 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 6:48:46 PM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By OverScoped: Going disc golfing this week. Got my first set of discs today. View Quote I haven’t disc golfed in awhile. I’ll have to do it soon.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 111201 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 6:50:44 PM EDT [#3] Is Virginia worth one good man's life? I want to remake Gladiator but in Virginia, and instead of a gladius tossed to him after he's enslaved, it's a rifle and he kills Lincoln with it.
	Originally Posted By p3590: You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map

WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 111202 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 6:51:24 PM EDT [#4] ONE COLUMN ONE COLUMN AS ONE!
	Originally Posted By p3590: You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map

WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 111203 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 6:52:38 PM EDT [#5] So after you conquer the invasion of the north, you'll just give it all back? It was the dying wish of a man from Charlottesville.
	Originally Posted By p3590: You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161008 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 6:53:18 PM EDT [#6]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 111204 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 6:54:00 PM EDT [#7] The north said they were here to free the slaves, but instead have enslaved us all. Mr Mosby, are you in danger of becoming a good man?
	Originally Posted By p3590: You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map

RoccoOnFire

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Posted: 9/1/2024 7:39:20 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By pestilence12:

I have both kids today.

Daughter is doing well for me, just playing and drawing quietly.

My son, on the other hand, is being a little fucker to the 3rd degree. Won't eat a bottle, won't nap longer than 15 minutes, and is screaming like his life depends on it. Won't swing, wont lay down, wont sit with me, just scream.

I'm so over babies bruh. So glad this is the last one. I love my kids, and I love the stage my daughter is at (almost 3yr old) but little babies have lost their appeal to me. My son has killed that entirely

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Originally Posted By pestilence12:

Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
It's Sunday.

I'm tired.

I didn't get to go to the brewery I wanted to go to.

My daughter wants to play with me.

I just want to play elden ring.

Solution:

Give her a computer mouse and tell her she's the boss so she feels like she's winning a lot.

I GOT YOU DADDY

Yeah you did... again...

I have both kids today.

Daughter is doing well for me, just playing and drawing quietly.

My son, on the other hand, is being a little fucker to the 3rd degree. Won't eat a bottle, won't nap longer than 15 minutes, and is screaming like his life depends on it. Won't swing, wont lay down, wont sit with me, just scream.

I'm so over babies bruh. So glad this is the last one. I love my kids, and I love the stage my daughter is at (almost 3yr old) but little babies have lost their appeal to me. My son has killed that entirely

In my experience this is food sensitivity related. Try Nutramigen for a few days and see if the fussiness improves.

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161019 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 7:51:03 PM EDT [#9]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161020 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 7:51:25 PM EDT [#10]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161022 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 7:52:49 PM EDT [#11]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161023 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 7:54:38 PM EDT [#12] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161024 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 7:55:09 PM EDT [#13] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161025 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 7:55:50 PM EDT [#14]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

PortaJohnPicasso Member Joined Mar 2021 Posts 4552 EE 100% (5) USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:15:49 PM EDT [#15] Attached File

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161032 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:16:23 PM EDT [#16] Squirrel Steals Airplane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IANwb_qT1gg
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161033 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:17:03 PM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By PortaJohnPicasso: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/543436/IMG_20240901_191128136_HDR_jpg-3311018.JPG View Quote Looking good
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161034 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:17:23 PM EDT [#18]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161036 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:19:34 PM EDT [#19]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161039 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:23:11 PM EDT [#20]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161040 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:24:26 PM EDT [#21]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161042 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:25:29 PM EDT [#22]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161043 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:25:55 PM EDT [#23]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161047 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:41:51 PM EDT [#24] That’s a badass treehouse.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Porkchop_Sandwiches The Original Joined Apr 2008 Posts 22027 EE 100% (37) YT, CAN	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:42:06 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/daily_gifdump-9-4.gif View Quote Y U no pirkle?!
	My God did that smell good

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161048 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:42:49 PM EDT [#26]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161049 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:43:15 PM EDT [#27]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161050 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:44:04 PM EDT [#28]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161051 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:44:29 PM EDT [#29]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161052 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:44:42 PM EDT [#30]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161054 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:47:11 PM EDT [#31]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161056 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:48:35 PM EDT [#32]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161057 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:48:52 PM EDT [#33]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161058 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:49:20 PM EDT [#34]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161060 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:50:00 PM EDT [#35]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161061 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:51:37 PM EDT [#36]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161062 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:52:36 PM EDT [#37]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161063 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/1/2024 8:53:21 PM EDT [#38]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 36519 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 9/2/2024 12:29:59 AM EDT [#39]
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161094 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/2/2024 2:36:54 AM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By Porkchop_Sandwiches: Y U no pirkle?! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By Porkchop_Sandwiches: Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/daily_gifdump-9-4.gif Y U no pirkle?! Ha. I’ll make it tomorrow
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161095 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/2/2024 2:37:25 AM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000010184-3311257.jpg View Quote
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 111210 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 9/2/2024 8:30:29 AM EDT [#42]
	Originally Posted By p3590: You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map

OverScoped HOTD Moderator Joined Sep 2010 Posts 71292 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 9/2/2024 1:52:50 PM EDT [#43] Wife tried to make me a pie. She's so pissed..
	https://war102.buzzsprout.com/

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161101 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/2/2024 1:54:04 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/425212/signal-2024-09-01-22-03-12-026-3311376.jpg View Quote
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 161102 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 9/2/2024 1:54:38 PM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By OverScoped: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/252915/1000004588-3311606.jpgWife tried to make me a pie. She's so pissed.. View Quote What the hell happened?
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

OverScoped

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Posted: 9/2/2024 2:00:30 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

What the hell happened?

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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

Originally Posted By OverScoped:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/252915/1000004588-3311606.jpgWife tried to make me a pie.
She's so pissed..

What the hell happened?

I dunno.
She doesn't wanna talk about it.

I've been laughing my ass off for an hour. On the inside..

She will figure it out and get me another pie..
The filling is already made.

https://war102.buzzsprout.com/

zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 19863 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 9/2/2024 2:19:47 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By OverScoped: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/252915/1000004588-3311606.jpgWife tried to make me a pie. She's so pissed.. View Quote It didn't catch fire...
	z - Deplorable Neanderthal

FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 40629 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 9/2/2024 4:05:13 PM EDT [#48]
	GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

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Posted: 9/2/2024 4:28:27 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By OverScoped:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/252915/1000004588-3311606.jpgWife tried to make me a pie.
She's so pissed..

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First, props to your wife for effort.

Now, that being said (and bearing in mind I don’t know shit about cooking), it seems to me that if the pie looked like a pie should BEFORE it went in the oven, it’ll probably look like a pie should look when it comes OUT of the oven.

I genuinely curious; we’re not dealing with some sort of spacetime causal continuum paradox in your oven that transmogrifies pies, are we?

GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 40631 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 9/2/2024 4:33:21 PM EDT [#50] Rabbit Meme by FredMan, on Flickr IMG_1080 by FredMan, on Flickr
	GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

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