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Link Posted: 2/23/2024 11:54:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/23/2024 11:54:47 PM EDT
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Maybe his daddy did serve in the army, and maybe he did lose his right eye. And I'm sure his dad flew a flag out in the yard til the day that he died...

But Toby didn't do anything but cash in on soldiers after 9/11.

And that. My friends. Is a shitpost.
Link Posted: 2/23/2024 11:55:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By daveo:

Thats awesome!
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Originally Posted By daveo:

Thats awesome!

Gets me every time.  
Link Posted: 2/23/2024 11:56:24 PM EDT
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We choose to shit post in this decade and do the other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard. Because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our shit posts and skills, because that challenge is one that we’re willing to accept. One we are unwilling to postpone. And therefore, as we make posts, we ask God’s blessing on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest shit post that man has ever done..
Link Posted: 2/23/2024 11:57:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/23/2024 11:58:30 PM EDT
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To shit post or not to shit post, that is the question?
Link Posted: 2/23/2024 11:58:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By sierra-def:
We choose to shit post in this decade and do the other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard. Because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our shit posts and skills, because that challenge is one that we're willing to accept. One we are unwilling to postpone. And therefore, as we make posts, we ask God's blessing on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest shit post that man has ever done..
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ask not what your shitpoast can do for you.

ask what you can do for shitpoasting.
Link Posted: 2/23/2024 11:59:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By sierra-def:
To shit post or not to shit post, that is the question?
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you are in the pipe five by five.

send it, big shooter.
Link Posted: 2/23/2024 11:59:22 PM EDT
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shit post.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:01:51 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:04:12 AM EDT
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We shall shit post to the end, we shall shit post in France, we shall shit post on the seas and oceans, we shall shit post with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall shit post our island whatever the cost may be. We shall shit post on the beaches, we shall shit post on the landing grounds, we shall shit post in the fields and in the streets, we shall shit post in the hills. We shall never not shit post!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:04:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By sierra-def:
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shit post.
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:04:43 AM EDT
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We need more winter because I hate mosquitoes.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:05:08 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:
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What movie is this from?
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:06:05 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By sierra-def:
We shall shit post to the end, we shall shit post in France, we shall shit post on the seas and oceans, we shall shit post with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall shit post our island whatever the cost may be. We shall shit post on the beaches, we shall shit post on the landing grounds, we shall shit post in the fields and in the streets, we shall shit post in the hills. We shall never not shit post!
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Never stop shitpoasting - never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never stop shitpoasting except to convictions of honour and good sense.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:06:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:06:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By watgar:

What movie is this from?
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Denzel Walk Flight Original
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:07:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:07:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:08:02 AM EDT
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Lol
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:08:42 AM EDT
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Fuck yes!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:09:19 AM EDT
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Why are we voting on a Saturday?
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:09:42 AM EDT
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Are we there yet?
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:10:18 AM EDT
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I'd eat a bag of kittens just to hear you breathe heavy on the phone...
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:11:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:12:10 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:

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Thanks

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:12:32 AM EDT
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RIP the king of shit posting.... Apocalypto
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:15:46 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By daveo:

RIP the king of shit posting.... Apocalypto
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until Valhalla, brother.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:16:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By sierra-def:
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shit post.
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Ha
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:16:05 AM EDT
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How did nobody talk about their NDs?

Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times
>At friends apartment at college.
>Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used
>Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:16:16 AM EDT
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Talladega Nights: Dear Lord Baby Jesus (MOVIE SCENE)
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:17:06 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By M1Zeppelin:
Are we there yet?
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Don't make me turn this car around

Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:17:09 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

Ha
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Originally Posted By sierra-def:
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shit post.

Ha

that's sigline material ratcheer.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:17:22 AM EDT
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In for fun
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Gotta drink some water after all the electrolytes left on page 1, delicious.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:19:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:20:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By M1Zeppelin:
Are we there yet?
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Help me get to 10,000 tonight!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:21:32 AM EDT
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FUCK JOE BIDEN!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:23:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:24:24 AM EDT
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Just renewed mine today, missed this one.
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Originally Posted By dirtyboy:
Just renewed mine today, missed this one.
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Entertain and enlighten... might be good for two years!
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:26:04 AM EDT
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I’d like to see some motivation or inspiration or something.

For fucks sake this is America.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:26:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:27:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:28:44 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Low_Country:
I'd like to see some motivation or inspiration or something.

For fucks sake this is America.
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The point is, ladies and gentleman, that Shitpoasting, for lack of a better word, is good. Shitpoasting is right, Shitpoasting works. Shitpoasting clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Shitpoasting, in all of its forms; Shitpoasting for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And Shitpoasting, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 12:29:47 AM EDT
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