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Hunter-Killer

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Posted: 5/6/2024 10:49:27 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:

Entertainment.

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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:

The entire previous two years of what?

Entertainment.

I encourage you to watch Dave Chapelle’s comedy specials. His trans jokes alone make them worth it.

Knowing that they trigger the fuck out of libtards makes it even better.

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Posted: 5/6/2024 11:00:08 AM EDT

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Nikki Glaser is a D-lister, but at least she's a decent looking woman. I'm not sure why *double checks name* Jeff Ross gets invited.

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"Don't say that shit again." - Tom Brady to Jeff Ross after a Robert Kraft massage joke\uD83D\uDE2C\uD83C\uDFC8\uD83D\uDCFA #TomBradyRoast pic.twitter.com/D9MrI4JGJH
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Nikki Glaser is a D-lister, but at least she's a decent looking woman. I'm not sure why *double checks name* Jeff Ross gets invited.

Jeff Ross is lauded as the King of Roasts. He's pretty much in all of them, and usually kills

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Posted: 5/6/2024 11:09:47 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:

Nikki Glaser is a D-lister, but at least she’s a decent looking woman. I’m not sure why… *double checks name* …Jeff Ross gets invited.

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Originally Posted By RSG:

"Don't say that shit again." - Tom Brady to Jeff Ross after a Robert Kraft massage joke\uD83D\uDE2C\uD83C\uDFC8\uD83D\uDCFA #TomBradyRoast pic.twitter.com/D9MrI4JGJH
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Nikki Glaser is a D-lister, but at least she’s a decent looking woman. I’m not sure why… *double checks name* …Jeff Ross gets invited.

He’s the Roastmaster General, this is his thing.

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Posted: 5/6/2024 11:10:19 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
This roast feels like... actual comedy.
Is this... is this the comedy we once had?
Is it coming back?

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I'm only 2 hours in, so not done yet.

Some of the people were fucking awful (Jeff Ross, Kim Kardashian).
Some of the people killed it (Nikki Glaser).
Some had ups and downs (Bill B, Drew B).
Some were just mediocre all the way thru (Will Ferrell).

Complete mixed bag.

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Posted: 5/6/2024 11:17:54 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By David_ESM:
I'm only 2 hours in, so not done yet.

Some of the people were fucking awful (Jeff Ross, Kim Kardashian).
Some of the people killed it (Nikki Glaser).
Some had ups and downs (Bill B, Drew B).
Some were just mediocre all the way thru (Will Ferrell).

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Originally Posted By David_ESM:

Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
This roast feels like... actual comedy.
Is this... is this the comedy we once had?
Is it coming back?

I'm only 2 hours in, so not done yet.

Some of the people were fucking awful (Jeff Ross, Kim Kardashian).
Some of the people killed it (Nikki Glaser).
Some had ups and downs (Bill B, Drew B).
Some were just mediocre all the way thru (Will Ferrell).

Complete mixed bag.

I think the last good roast I saw was in the early 2000’s.

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Posted: 5/6/2024 11:18:03 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By sixgunsblazing:
Jeff Ross is lauded as the King of Roasts. He's pretty much in all of them, and usually kills

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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:

Originally Posted By RSG:

"Don't say that shit again." - Tom Brady to Jeff Ross after a Robert Kraft massage joke\uD83D\uDE2C\uD83C\uDFC8\uD83D\uDCFA #TomBradyRoast pic.twitter.com/D9MrI4JGJH
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Nikki Glaser is a D-lister, but at least she's a decent looking woman. I'm not sure why *double checks name* Jeff Ross gets invited.

Jeff Ross is lauded as the King of Roasts. He's pretty much in all of them, and usually kills

Judging from what little I’ve seen, it seems his priority is to try to be as offensive as possible with being funny secondary. Which does make sense for an attention-whoring D-lister. The only time I ever see or hear his name is when it relates to roast so being offensive as possible is more likely to get him attention.

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Posted: 5/6/2024 11:21:51 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By David_ESM:
I'm only 2 hours in, so not done yet.

Some of the people were fucking awful (Jeff Ross, Kim Kardashian).
Some of the people killed it (Nikki Glaser).
Some had ups and downs (Bill B, Drew B).
Some were just mediocre all the way thru (Will Ferrell).

Complete mixed bag.

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The last live-action media I saw him in that I thought was funny was The Other Guys and that came out 14 years ago.

David_ESM Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 39596 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 11:23:50 AM EDT [#8] One part that did catch me off guard was how bad Bill was at the public speaking for the roast. He seemed to have lots of issues spitting the words out. Stuttering, pauses, repeating. Guessing he was just outside his comfort zone (football) which caused him to sound completely different to what I am used to hearing (speech quality wise).
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Posted: 5/6/2024 11:25:23 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By David_ESM:
One part that did catch me off guard was how bad Bill was at the public speaking for the roast. He seemed to have lots of issues spitting the words out. Stuttering, pauses, repeating. Guessing he was just outside his comfort zone (football) which caused him to sound completely different to what I am used to hearing (speech quality wise).

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He was GREAT during the Pat McAfee shows coverage of the draft. All kinds of football history and player breakdowns. Really was great to watch.

TBF he's not really a colorful guy and like you said he's out of his comfort zone.

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Posted: 5/6/2024 11:27:41 AM EDT

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The last live-action media I saw him in that I thought was funny was The Other Guys and that came out 14 years ago.

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I will watch some stupid/bad shit. Grew up on made for TV Sci-Fi and Horror. Bruce Campbell is one of my all-time favorites. My wife and I quit watching Anchorman 2 about 20 minutes into the movie. I cannot think of any other time we have done that. Ever. We could not stand to keep watching anymore of that one.

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David_ESM Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 39598 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 11:36:30 AM EDT [#11] Free agent WR Zay Jones, who was released after the NFL Draft by the #Jaguars, is visiting the #Titans today, source said. Jones has an obvious connection to Tennessee OC Nick Holz, as the two were both in Jacksonville last year. Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) May 6, 2024
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Posted: 5/6/2024 11:46:51 AM EDT

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Albert Breer on SI: I do have one last take on the Atlanta Falcons' handling of the quarterback situation. And that's that I would 100% understand if Kirk Cousins is still stinging a bit from the whole ordeal.

Here's why - a reason he decided to leave Minnesota is because the Vikings were very up front with the 35-year-old about the possibility that, even in the case he stayed, they'd take a quarterback of the future high in the draft. Tying that together with the team's willingness to guarantee part, but not all, of a second year on another contract, Cousins figured that, if he stayed, there was a good shot that he'd be on the move in 2025.
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I know Cousins appreciated how open the Vikings were about their draft strategy, even if it meant him leaving.

So if you were him, how would you feel when that call came, as his new team was on the clock, to explain how the Falcons were taking his heir apparent, Michael Penix Jr., with the eighth pick? Now, I do understand why Atlanta felt the need to keep it quiet, and why GM Terry Fontenot's experience in New Orleans in 2017, when the Chiefs knew the Saints coveted Patrick Mahomes and jumped ahead of them to get him, marked the decision not to tell Cousins of their plans.

Still, it had to be a crappy call to take if you were Cousins, considering the basis of the decision you'd made six weeks earlier. It remains to be seen, of course, if that'll lead to any sort of early fissure in the player-team relationship there. I think they'll be able to get past it, because head coach Raheem Morris is a phenomenal relationship guy, and Cousins is an adult. But if there are early bumps in the season, this one will be interesting to watch.

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Posted: 5/6/2024 11:53:36 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By David_ESM:
Albert Breer on SI: I do have one last take on the Atlanta Falcons' handling of the quarterback situation. And that's that I would 100% understand if Kirk Cousins is still stinging a bit from the whole ordeal.

Here's why - a reason he decided to leave Minnesota is because the Vikings were very up front with the 35-year-old about the possibility that, even in the case he stayed, they'd take a quarterback of the future high in the draft. Tying that together with the team's willingness to guarantee part, but not all, of a second year on another contract, Cousins figured that, if he stayed, there was a good shot that he'd be on the move in 2025.
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I know Cousins appreciated how open the Vikings were about their draft strategy, even if it meant him leaving.

So if you were him, how would you feel when that call came, as his new team was on the clock, to explain how the Falcons were taking his heir apparent, Michael Penix Jr., with the eighth pick? Now, I do understand why Atlanta felt the need to keep it quiet, and why GM Terry Fontenot's experience in New Orleans in 2017, when the Chiefs knew the Saints coveted Patrick Mahomes and jumped ahead of them to get him, marked the decision not to tell Cousins of their plans.

Still, it had to be a crappy call to take if you were Cousins, considering the basis of the decision you'd made six weeks earlier. It remains to be seen, of course, if that'll lead to any sort of early fissure in the player-team relationship there. I think they'll be able to get past it, because head coach Raheem Morris is a phenomenal relationship guy, and Cousins is an adult. But if there are early bumps in the season, this one will be interesting to watch.

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I can’t recall ever being more impressed with a player’s agent throughout the player’s career than I have been with Kirk Cousins’ agent.

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StarCityShooter Member Joined Jan 2014 Posts 12096 EE 100% (34) VA, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 12:35:55 PM EDT [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: Nikki Glaser is a D-lister, but at least she’s a decent looking woman. I’m not sure why… double checks name …Jeff Ross gets invited. View Quote Her piece on Tom, Crypto and Gronk was pretty funny too
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Posted: 5/6/2024 3:13:30 PM EDT

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Tyreek Hill on Around the Bar podcast: "I love Miami. I love every bit of it. My wife loves it, my kids love it, my mom loves it. It's just a beautiful city to live in, man. There's so much stuff to do."

"I would like to retire in Miami, but we all know how the NFL is, how jobs go, and people getting promotions over here, and - you know - we understand that. But Miami is a great city, man. I love the team I play on, love the guys in the locker room, love the head coach, love the GM. So that means sign me. I love all you guys so much, I want to stay in Miami forever, man. Keep me there."

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Posted: 5/6/2024 3:16:45 PM EDT

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Tyreek Hill on Around the Bar podcast: "I love Miami. I love every bit of it. My wife loves it, my kids love it, my mom loves it. It's just a beautiful city to live in, man. There's so much stuff to do."

"I would like to retire in Miami, but we all know how the NFL is, how jobs go, and people getting promotions over here, and - you know - we understand that. But Miami is a great city, man. I love the team I play on, love the guys in the locker room, love the head coach, love the GM. So that means sign me. I love all you guys so much, I want to stay in Miami forever, man. Keep me there."

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He's theoretically under contract until after the 2026 season, but that's a void year. It's probably contract negotiation time for him after this season, but he'll be 31 at that point.

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Posted: 5/6/2024 3:35:59 PM EDT

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Tyreek Hill on Around the Bar podcast: "I love Miami. I love every bit of it. My wife loves it, my kids love it, my mom loves it. It's just a beautiful city to live in, man. There's so much stuff to do."

"I would like to retire in Miami, but we all know how the NFL is, how jobs go, and people getting promotions over here, and - you know - we understand that. But Miami is a great city, man. I love the team I play on, love the guys in the locker room, love the head coach, love the GM. So that means sign me. I love all you guys so much, I want to stay in Miami forever, man. Keep me there."

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Translation; " I love me some warm weather".

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David_ESM Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 39601 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 3:41:59 PM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By TheHunstman: Translation; "I love me some warm weather". View Quote And no income tax.
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Posted: 5/6/2024 3:42:31 PM EDT

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Translation; " I love me some warm weather".

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Originally Posted By David_ESM:
Tyreek Hill on Around the Bar podcast: "I love Miami. I love every bit of it. My wife loves it, my kids love it, my mom loves it. It's just a beautiful city to live in, man. There's so much stuff to do."

"I would like to retire in Miami, but we all know how the NFL is, how jobs go, and people getting promotions over here, and - you know - we understand that. But Miami is a great city, man. I love the team I play on, love the guys in the locker room, love the head coach, love the GM. So that means sign me. I love all you guys so much, I want to stay in Miami forever, man. Keep me there."

Translation; " I love me some warm weather".

He'll get to see some strong storms, tornadoes, and maybe a hurricane if he stays long enough. Gator in the pool, big snake on the driveway, woo hoo!

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Posted: 5/6/2024 4:00:32 PM EDT

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All I've got is Judge.

ESPN(or someone like them) has been batshit crazy with European soccer stuff for some reason.

I'm like I DON'T CARE.

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I only know who one of these players is and I don’t know what sport half of these headlines are even about.

I miss football.

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All I've got is Judge.

ESPN(or someone like them) has been batshit crazy with European soccer stuff for some reason.

I'm like I DON'T CARE.

Apparently, these folks are huge fans.

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Receiver only drills, Burrow gets hurt and Josh Allen throws an interception.

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He got hurt making the clip though....

Receiver only drills, Burrow gets hurt and Josh Allen throws an interception.

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Posted: 5/7/2024 11:01:21 AM EDT

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#Bengals senior personnel executive Trey Brown has declined a request to interview for the #Patriots de facto GM position, per source. Brown will remain a top GM candidate in next year’s cycle.
Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) May 6, 2024

Former Cardinals VP of player personnel Quentin Harris has declined an interview with the Patriots for their head of football operations job, source says. Harris, recently released by Arizona, has previously interviewed for 3 GM jobs.
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Posted: 5/7/2024 11:16:12 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By TheHunstman:

Originally Posted By David_ESM:
Tyreek Hill on Around the Bar podcast: "I love Miami. I love every bit of it. My wife loves it, my kids love it, my mom loves it. It's just a beautiful city to live in, man. There's so much stuff to do."

"I would like to retire in Miami, but we all know how the NFL is, how jobs go, and people getting promotions over here, and - you know - we understand that. But Miami is a great city, man. I love the team I play on, love the guys in the locker room, love the head coach, love the GM. So that means sign me. I love all you guys so much, I want to stay in Miami forever, man. Keep me there."

Translation; " I love me some warm weather".

He'll get to see some strong storms, tornadoes, and maybe a hurricane if he stays long enough. Gator in the pool, big snake on the driveway, woo hoo!

My daughter lives near Naples...loves it. More likely to see hurricanes on the gulf side. She's been thought 2 of them lol.

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Posted: 5/7/2024 11:42:19 AM EDT

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#Bengals senior personnel executive Trey Brown has declined a request to interview for the #Patriots de facto GM position, per source. Brown will remain a top GM candidate in next year’s cycle.
Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) May 6, 2024

Former Cardinals VP of player personnel Quentin Harris has declined an interview with the Patriots for their head of football operations job, source says. Harris, recently released by Arizona, has previously interviewed for 3 GM jobs.
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The Kraft cheese is toxic.

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Posted: 5/7/2024 11:48:31 AM EDT

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A judge presiding over two lawsuits against Rashee Rice, Theodore Knox, Charles Bush Jr, and Schlensker Investments has granted a temporary restraining order to protect against the destruction of certain evidence connected to the crash.

According to court records Rice agreed that he would not destroy any credit cards, debit cards, or receipts for any purchases he made within six hours of the crash. The restraining order also preserves any cell phone records, GPS information, and any blood or urine reports involving Rice that were taken shortly after the crash.

In addition, the judge ordered Rice, Knox, and Bush, Jr., from altering or destroying any fire arms that may have been in either the Corvette or the Lamborghini, and also the license plates of each car.

The next hearing is scheduled for June.

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Posted: 5/7/2024 12:04:55 PM EDT

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A judge presiding over two lawsuits against Rashee Rice, Theodore Knox, Charles Bush Jr, and Schlensker Investments has granted a temporary restraining order to protect against the destruction of certain evidence connected to the crash.

According to court records Rice agreed that he would not destroy any credit cards, debit cards, or receipts for any purchases he made within six hours of the crash. The restraining order also preserves any cell phone records, GPS information, and any blood or urine reports involving Rice that were taken shortly after the crash.

In addition, the judge ordered Rice, Knox, and Bush, Jr., from altering or destroying any fire arms that may have been in either the Corvette or the Lamborghini, and also the license plates of each car.

The next hearing is scheduled for June.

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Alembic Member Joined Jan 2006 Posts 18911 EE 100% (46) OH, USA	Posted: 5/7/2024 12:06:01 PM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000008916_jpg-3207907.JPG View Quote If I was Zeke, I'd tell the Cowboys and especially their fans, to fuck off, and request a trade.

David_ESM Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 39604 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 5/7/2024 12:56:16 PM EDT [#35] Tyler Boyd is signing with the #Titans, per source, on a one-year deal worth up to $4.5M A reunion with Brian Callahan. pic.twitter.com/bo1uMZedhd Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) May 7, 2024
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Posted: 5/7/2024 1:05:58 PM EDT

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If I was Zeke, I'd tell the Cowboys and especially their fans, to fuck off, and request a trade.

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If I was Zeke, I'd tell the Cowboys and especially their fans, to fuck off, and request a trade.

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For what? This might be his last shot as a starting RB.

JThompson WTB: Free Ammo Joined Feb 2001 Posts 13907 EE 100% (71) FL, USA	Posted: 5/7/2024 1:06:54 PM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By Alembic: If I was Zeke, I'd tell the Cowboys and especially their fans, to fuck off, and request a trade. View Quote I am sure he is getting a couple of million and no other team is going to give him that.
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Posted: 5/7/2024 1:58:48 PM EDT

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The Kraft cheese is toxic.

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The Patriots reached out to interview Bills director of player personnel Terrance Gray for their primary football executive position, per sources, and Gray politely turned them down.

Eliot Wolf's the expected hire, but New England still has to satisfy NFL rules on interviews.
Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) May 7, 2024

And for what it's worth, sources at the league office have indicated to me that the Patriots haven't yet satisfied the Rooney Rule, which requires two in-person interviews with external candidates for the job. https://t.co/OJOrGDhJ97
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David_ESM: "Wait. So have you ever been cock bit by a goose?"
Kolat: "Yes"

Cock biting update (8/12/10) Kolat: "Yes. More then once."

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Posted: 5/7/2024 2:28:12 PM EDT

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Knew this was coming.

Via People: Gisele Bundchen Is 'Deeply Disappointed' by 'Irresponsible' Jokes About Marriage to Tom Brady in Netflix Roast: Source (Exclusive)

Gisele Bundchen is "disappointed" by the jokes made regarding her previous marriage to Tom Brady, during the Super Bowl champion's Netflix roast.

A source tells PEOPLE that the model, 43, is "deeply disappointed by the disrespectful portrayal of her family on Sunday evening's roast show."

The source adds, "As always, [Bundchen's] priority is to support her children who were affected by the irresponsible content that was broadcasted."

"This past week, Gisele has been tirelessly dedicated to aiding those in need in her home state of Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil, which is grappling with the worst flooding in its history. She was concerned about family affected by the devastating floods, so to hear her life being joked about was very disappointing."

Edit: "Irresponsible content"... If you don't want people to joke about you being an adulterer who fucked her karate instructor... Don't be an adulterer who fucked her karate instructor.

David_ESM: "Wait. So have you ever been cock bit by a goose?"
Kolat: "Yes"

Cock biting update (8/12/10) Kolat: "Yes. More then once."

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 48674 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 5/7/2024 2:32:01 PM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By Alembic: If I was Zeke, I'd tell the Cowboys and especially their fans, to fuck off, and request a trade. View Quote Understood, but I think he has already requested a trade to Golden Corral.
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lilMAC25 I was born free Joined Mar 2005 Posts 49236 EE 100% (131) TX, USA	Posted: 5/7/2024 3:12:01 PM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: WTF? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000008917_jpg-3205749.JPG How many concussions did he suffer in his career? View Quote If I took what Rob is on, I’d die immediately….
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Posted: 5/7/2024 3:21:35 PM EDT

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If I was Zeke, I'd tell the Cowboys and especially their fans, to fuck off, and request a trade.

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Originally Posted By colklink:
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If I was Zeke, I'd tell the Cowboys and especially their fans, to fuck off, and request a trade.

Here I am, Here I remain

Alembic Member Joined Jan 2006 Posts 18912 EE 100% (46) OH, USA	Posted: 5/7/2024 4:25:43 PM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: Understood, but I think he has already requested a trade to Golden Corral. View Quote ^^^ This is why! Dude's a power back not a scat back.

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Posted: 5/7/2024 4:27:10 PM EDT

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Knew this was coming.

Via People: Gisele Bundchen Is 'Deeply Disappointed' by 'Irresponsible' Jokes About Marriage to Tom Brady in Netflix Roast: Source (Exclusive)

Gisele Bundchen is "disappointed" by the jokes made regarding her previous marriage to Tom Brady, during the Super Bowl champion's Netflix roast.

A source tells PEOPLE that the model, 43, is "deeply disappointed by the disrespectful portrayal of her family on Sunday evening's roast show."

The source adds, "As always, [Bundchen's] priority is to support her children who were affected by the irresponsible content that was broadcasted."

"This past week, Gisele has been tirelessly dedicated to aiding those in need in her home state of Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil, which is grappling with the worst flooding in its history. She was concerned about family affected by the devastating floods, so to hear her life being joked about was very disappointing."

Edit: "Irresponsible content"... If you don't want people to joke about you being an adulterer who fucked her karate instructor... Don't be an adulterer who fucked her karate instructor.

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I hope they roasted her good.

Always thought Brady could fall out of bed and hit something better.

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Posted: 5/7/2024 4:32:45 PM EDT

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Tyler Boyd is signing with the #Titans, per source, on a one-year deal worth up to $4.5M

A reunion with Brian Callahan. pic.twitter.com/bo1uMZedhd
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Good for Boyd, and fantastic he didn't go to an immediate rival.

He's already been replaced with a slot TE/WR in Gesicki and (very likely) Jermaine Burton.

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Posted: 5/7/2024 4:39:05 PM EDT

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Tyler Boyd is signing with the #Titans, per source, on a one-year deal worth up to $4.5M

A reunion with Brian Callahan. pic.twitter.com/bo1uMZedhd
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I would venture to say that this means Treylon Burks is on his way out the door.. He hasnt lived up to the hype AT ALL...

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Posted: 5/7/2024 5:05:12 PM EDT

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#Chiefs WR Rashee Rice is under investigation for allegedly hitting a photographer at a club in Dallas on Monday night, per @wfaa. https://t.co/F23tCw4Reu pic.twitter.com/DLtvqC2IeC
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) May 7, 2024

Edit: Kansas City Chiefs receiver Rashee Rice is under investigation for allegedly hitting a photographer at a club in Dallas early Monday, police sources say.

Dallas police sources say officers are interviewing witnesses about the incident that allegedly happened Monday at 609 N. Harwood Street, which is the address of Lit Kitchen.

David_ESM: "Wait. So have you ever been cock bit by a goose?"
Kolat: "Yes"

Cock biting update (8/12/10) Kolat: "Yes. More then once."

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Via Front Office Sports Today podcast: Phil Simms didn't know his tenure with The NFL Today was going to end after the Super Bowl, but the long silence from CBS began to suggest the network's new direction.

During the podcast interview, Simms implied he started to realize CBS was going to make a change, even if those plans weren't articulated to him directly.

"It wasn't a great surprise," Simms said of the change. "I knew there was probably going to be some change or thought there would be. So, I think that makes it a little easier. Would I have liked to keep the job? Of course. I mean, damn. I didn't like it, I loved it. Get to talk football and hang around and maybe when we go to commercial, you get to really say what you want to the guys that you're working with. But it was a fun job, great job, and you just move on to something else now."

"Nobody asked me, talked to me or anything like that," Simms continued regarding his status with CBS after 26 years. "I waited over a couple months to see what CBS was doing, and I think the longer you wait, the more you know it's not gonna work out in your favor."

David_ESM: "Wait. So have you ever been cock bit by a goose?"
Kolat: "Yes"

Cock biting update (8/12/10) Kolat: "Yes. More then once."

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	Prov 11:9 An hypocrite with his mouth destroyeth his neighbour: but through knowledge shall the just be delivered.