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Posted: 4/28/2024 7:52:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: You know how guys here say to avoid the crazy..... to hell with those guys. I know one who tells me she's crazy, and I might wanna reconsider toying with her... but I ain't scared I CAN fix her  I actually know a guy (my boss's cousin ) that married a crazy woman. As I remember the story she eventually threw a knife at him and he stitched himself up. It eventually ended in divorce and now he's living in a trailer on my boss's property. His advice to me when he was telling the story was don't date biker chicks... Not like I would. 
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:44:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I actually know a guy (my boss's cousin ) that married a crazy woman. As I remember the story she eventually through a knife at him and he stitched himself up. It eventually ended in divorce and now he's living in a trailer on my boss's property. His advice to me when he was telling the story was don't date biker chicks... Not like I would. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By rtlm: You know how guys here say to avoid the crazy..... to hell with those guys. I know one who tells me she's crazy, and I might wanna reconsider toying with her... but I ain't scared I CAN fix her I actually know a guy (my boss's cousin ) that married a crazy woman. As I remember the story she eventually through a knife at him and he stitched himself up. It eventually ended in divorce and now he's living in a trailer on my boss's property. His advice to me when he was telling the story was don't date biker chicks... Not like I would. Note to self: No biker chicks Take advanced edged weapons class 
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:50:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Note to self: No biker chicks Take advanced edged weapons class Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By rtlm: You know how guys here say to avoid the crazy..... to hell with those guys. I know one who tells me she's crazy, and I might wanna reconsider toying with her... but I ain't scared I CAN fix her I actually know a guy (my boss's cousin ) that married a crazy woman. As I remember the story she eventually through a knife at him and he stitched himself up. It eventually ended in divorce and now he's living in a trailer on my boss's property. His advice to me when he was telling the story was don't date biker chicks... Not like I would. Note to self: No biker chicks Take advanced edged weapons class I easily connected the dots to just don't go to bars to find women. The guy I'm talking about is/was a barfly and it seems like a lot people that frequently patronize bars, casinos and strip clubs have a lot of similar experiences. It's a rough group of people... Old cowboys, bikers, ex-cons... Maybe that's just the demographics in my area, but I just never wanted to associate into that. Even my boss met his wife at a bar. It seems like a lot of the 50 and up crowd did it that way. And of course a certain percent just met their significant other randomly by chance. People in my age group and younger mostly just use dating sites/apps or whatever, with only a very small percentage meeting their significant other by random chance. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 4:19:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I think I'd be more like that Homer Simpson walking backwards into the hedges gif. And (quoted in blue) I've heard that from people too. And I can kind of agree that an initial attraction happens like that, at least it has for me... One day you are just going about your normal everyday business and then BAM! It's like an attraction to a random girl (maybe you've seen her around a few times) just happens out of nowhere. But yes, after that point you do actually have to do something about it to have the chance of anything happening. That's some Hallmark movie shit! And yeah, that's what they told me would likely happen: "don't worry CastleBravo, one day you'll be at the store minding your own business, you'll bump your cart into someone else's, you'll look up and there she will be, and you'll both be like 'oh, hi!' 'Hi!' and the rest will be history!" I do like the sound of that, sounds like that simple romance theme. Makes a great "how did you and mom meet?" story. I might look kind of "dark side-y" and I might be a tad bit crazy, but damn it if I'm not the romantic type. You know, the kind of guy who can go from slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion, then turn around and cuddle up by the fire with my soul mate, talk about deep stuff until we go silent, just looking in each other's eyes, then make sweet, soft, passionate love by the fire until we fall asleep together. Then get up the next day and resume slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion.
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Posted: 4/28/2024 4:21:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: I might look kind of "dark side-y" and I might be a tad bit crazy, but damn it if I'm not the romantic type. You know, the kind of guy who can go from slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion, then turn around and cuddle up by the fire with my soul mate, talk about deep stuff until we go silent, just looking in each other's eyes, then make sweet, soft, passionate love by the fire until we fall asleep together. Then get up the next day and resume slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion.  EATING ONLY McDONALD'S FOR 24HRS - 5000+ calorie mega refeed #moist |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 7:55:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: i'd love to eat a scrumptious mcdonald's Dee-Luxe Big BreakFast with HotCakes with leanbeefpatty and then retire to the couch and just hold hands with her whilst she talks through all of Reacher Season 1 and we sharpen our machetes.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dQdbuVEMio#moist Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: I might look kind of "dark side-y" and I might be a tad bit crazy, but damn it if I'm not the romantic type. You know, the kind of guy who can go from slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion, then turn around and cuddle up by the fire with my soul mate, talk about deep stuff until we go silent, just looking in each other's eyes, then make sweet, soft, passionate love by the fire until we fall asleep together. Then get up the next day and resume slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dQdbuVEMio#moist Special dipping sauce 
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Posted: 4/28/2024 7:56:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I think I'd be more like that Homer Simpson walking backwards into the hedges gif. And (quoted in blue) I've heard that from people too. And I can kind of agree that an initial attraction happens like that, at least it has for me... One day you are just going about your normal everyday business and then BAM! It's like an attraction to a random girl (maybe you've seen her around a few times) just happens out of nowhere. But yes, after that point you do actually have to do something about it to have the chance of anything happening. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, Milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 7:58:24 PM EDT
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Crazy people do crazy shit regardless if they're single or not. Remember balloon kid?
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:24:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: That's some Hallmark movie shit! And yeah, that's what they told me would likely happen: "don't worry CastleBravo, one day you'll be at the store minding your own business, you'll bump your cart into someone else's, you'll look up and there she will be, and you'll both be like 'oh, hi!' 'Hi!' and the rest will be history!" I do like the sound of that, sounds like that simple romance theme. Makes a great "how did you and mom meet?" story. I might look kind of "dark side-y" and I might be a tad bit crazy, but damn it if I'm not the romantic type. You know, the kind of guy who can go from slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion, then turn around and cuddle up by the fire with my soul mate, talk about deep stuff until we go silent, just looking in each other's eyes, then make sweet, soft, passionate love by the fire until we fall asleep together. Then get up the next day and resume slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I think I'd be more like that Homer Simpson walking backwards into the hedges gif. And (quoted in blue) I've heard that from people too. And I can kind of agree that an initial attraction happens like that, at least it has for me... One day you are just going about your normal everyday business and then BAM! It's like an attraction to a random girl (maybe you've seen her around a few times) just happens out of nowhere. But yes, after that point you do actually have to do something about it to have the chance of anything happening. That's some Hallmark movie shit! And yeah, that's what they told me would likely happen: "don't worry CastleBravo, one day you'll be at the store minding your own business, you'll bump your cart into someone else's, you'll look up and there she will be, and you'll both be like 'oh, hi!' 'Hi!' and the rest will be history!" I do like the sound of that, sounds like that simple romance theme. Makes a great "how did you and mom meet?" story. I might look kind of "dark side-y" and I might be a tad bit crazy, but damn it if I'm not the romantic type. You know, the kind of guy who can go from slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion, then turn around and cuddle up by the fire with my soul mate, talk about deep stuff until we go silent, just looking in each other's eyes, then make sweet, soft, passionate love by the fire until we fall asleep together. Then get up the next day and resume slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion. Ahhh, but that's the trick. That BAM! feeling of attraction catching you by surprise out of nowhere is always (at least for me) a one sided thing. I'll feel it for sure, but it's not reciprocated. If that ever actually happens where both the guy and the girl get hit with an instant and equal attraction to each other at the same time it's got to be the rarest thing that could ever happen. Edit: You know, I believe I'm the romantic type too... That girl I posted the picture of back on page 4, after having a couple days thinking it over I'm starting to think how it ended with her might have more to do with how I turned out than I've ever really cared to admit... Seeing that picture of her really brings back a lot of buried feelings. I know I was only a kid at the time, but I believe how things left off really had an effect on me. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:31:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, Milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I think I'd be more like that Homer Simpson walking backwards into the hedges gif. And (quoted in blue) I've heard that from people too. And I can kind of agree that an initial attraction happens like that, at least it has for me... One day you are just going about your normal everyday business and then BAM! It's like an attraction to a random girl (maybe you've seen her around a few times) just happens out of nowhere. But yes, after that point you do actually have to do something about it to have the chance of anything happening. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, Milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. Lol, I know I've heard that before, but I'm terrible at remembering where? 
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:44:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Special dipping sauce
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:45:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Lol, I know I've heard that before, but I'm terrible at remembering where? Ahh, you are aware of the value added to a lap dance when the stripper is visibly upset.
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:49:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Ahh, you are aware of the value added to a lap dance when the stripper is visibly upset. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:50:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: my man. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Ahh, you are aware of the value added to a lap dance when the stripper is visibly upset.  I’m fairly certain the industry we’re working in has fucked us all up. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:51:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: i tell you hwhut, hoss: watching LBP eat all that mcdonald's, i done needed a cigarette afterward. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By rtlm: Special dipping sauce I don't know why I think this, but she seemed a little bit Canadian... Stronger than your average Canadian, but still Canadian. Am I wrong? |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:53:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 556Cliff]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Ahh, you are aware of the value added to a lap dance when the stripper is visibly upset. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Lol, I know I've heard that before, but I'm terrible at remembering where? Ahh, you are aware of the value added to a lap dance when the stripper is visibly upset. Completely in the dark here. A lot of stuff soars easily over my head as I mentioned back on page 5. 
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:57:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: i'd love to eat a scrumptious mcdonald's Dee-Luxe Big BreakFast with HotCakes with leanbeefpatty and then retire to the couch and just hold hands with her whilst she talks through all of Reacher Season 1 and we sharpen our machetes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dQdbuVEMio#moist Is there anything more romantic that sharpening machetes together? I think not. You could even get a little kinky too. Won't have to worry about bush either, you'll know your machete is sufficiently sharp when you can shave pubes with it. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:57:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Completely in the dark here. A lot of stuff soars easily over my head as I mentioned back a few pages. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Lol, I know I've heard that before, but I'm terrible at remembering where? Ahh, you are aware of the value added to a lap dance when the stripper is visibly upset. Completely in the dark here. A lot of stuff soars easily over my head as I mentioned back a few pages. Bruh. You’re making me sad. We need to hang out. I can teach how to be proper degenerate. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 8:58:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Bruh. You’re making me sad. We need to hang out. I can teach how to be proper degenerate. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Lol, I know I've heard that before, but I'm terrible at remembering where? Ahh, you are aware of the value added to a lap dance when the stripper is visibly upset. Completely in the dark here. A lot of stuff soars easily over my head as I mentioned back a few pages. Bruh. You’re making me sad. We need to hang out. I can teach how to be proper degenerate.
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:01:56 PM EDT
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hell yea we will. ive looked at both coasts of the pacific oceans in the same 24 hour period. yall enjoy those bullshittery dog kennel charges lol. im out here living.
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:07:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Ahhh, but that's the trick. That BAM! feeling of attraction catching you by surprise out of nowhere is always (at least for me) a one sided thing. I'll feel it for sure, but it's not reciprocated. If that ever actually happens where both the guy and the girl get hit with an instant and equal attraction to each other at the same time it's got to be the rarest thing that could ever happen. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I think I'd be more like that Homer Simpson walking backwards into the hedges gif. And (quoted in blue) I've heard that from people too. And I can kind of agree that an initial attraction happens like that, at least it has for me... One day you are just going about your normal everyday business and then BAM! It's like an attraction to a random girl (maybe you've seen her around a few times) just happens out of nowhere. But yes, after that point you do actually have to do something about it to have the chance of anything happening. That's some Hallmark movie shit! And yeah, that's what they told me would likely happen: "don't worry CastleBravo, one day you'll be at the store minding your own business, you'll bump your cart into someone else's, you'll look up and there she will be, and you'll both be like 'oh, hi!' 'Hi!' and the rest will be history!" I do like the sound of that, sounds like that simple romance theme. Makes a great "how did you and mom meet?" story. I might look kind of "dark side-y" and I might be a tad bit crazy, but damn it if I'm not the romantic type. You know, the kind of guy who can go from slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion, then turn around and cuddle up by the fire with my soul mate, talk about deep stuff until we go silent, just looking in each other's eyes, then make sweet, soft, passionate love by the fire until we fall asleep together. Then get up the next day and resume slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion. Ahhh, but that's the trick. That BAM! feeling of attraction catching you by surprise out of nowhere is always (at least for me) a one sided thing. I'll feel it for sure, but it's not reciprocated. If that ever actually happens where both the guy and the girl get hit with an instant and equal attraction to each other at the same time it's got to be the rarest thing that could ever happen. Yeah, kind of my point, that's what I mean by "Hallmark movie shit." Sounds nice, but I gotta laugh at the idea it would happen to me. Maybe if I think about it hard enough while rubbing my quartz crystal I can make it manifest. But who knows, maybe it will.  Anything is possible, I guess.
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:08:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: I'm fairly certain the industry we're working in has fucked us all up. It ain't the whiskey It ain't the cigarettes It's all these things I can't forget, And it ain't the hard times It ain't the all nights No it ain't that easy, Cause' it ain't the whiskey that's killin' me |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:09:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Bruh. You’re making me sad. We need to hang out. I can teach how to be proper degenerate. We can group hug in the shower. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:09:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I don't know why I think this, but she seemed a little bit Canadian... Stronger than your average Canadian, but still Canadian. Am I wrong? she has the west coast surfer dialect. not a trace of snow mexican there. note: i've done hard time in snow mexico for storm services. the sound of a heavy Alberta accent in the rain over a chainsaw will never leave you.
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:16:10 PM EDT
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When I graduated college I was working for a vet clinic making 10 an hour then walmart for 18 an hour then DG for more.
I was single and I binge bought guns with my friends and went and did mag dumps at the range all the time. Life was good. Now I have a life, mortgage, demanding work, 2 dogs, 2 cats, and a wife. Wouldn't trade anything. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:16:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: I’m fairly certain the industry we’re working in has fucked us all up. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Ahh, you are aware of the value added to a lap dance when the stripper is visibly upset. I’m fairly certain the industry we’re working in has fucked us all up. You are right. There is a reason everyone is divorced. Take notes 556Cliff: We went to work an ice storm in OKC years ago. We had been there a couple of weeks and had most of the city back on. Being tired of the chow that was catered, we decided to swing into Hooters, as a bunch of unsupervised dudes are want to do. One of the guys started hitting on one of the waitresses and convinced her that we had volunteered to work the storm, heavily implying that we were doing it out of the goodness of our hearts, instead of being the degenerate mercenaries we are. The bullshit seemed to have worked, as he reported a much better night than we had. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:16:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JVD: I bought stacks of guns and didn't have to ask anyone. I bought a truck and didn't have to ask anyone. I bought a house and didn't have to ask anyone. I bought a tractor and didn't have to ask anyone. I bought a dog and didn't have to ask anyone. Absolutely crazy.  She draws me out of my comfort zone and I help her appreciate more process driven perspectives as she's totally goal oriented. We've been to the North Pole, tracked gorillas in Uganda and motorcycle camped across New Zealand and Australia. My life is better with her in it. I don't miss being single AT ALL! |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:18:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: You are right. There is a reason everyone is divorced. Take notes 556Cliff: We went to work an ice storm in OKC years ago. We had been there a couple of weeks and had most of the city back on. Being tired of the chow that was catered, we decided to swing into Hooters, as a bunch of unsupervised dudes are want to do. One of the guys started hitting on one of the waitresses and convinced her that we had volunteered to work the storm, heavily implying that we were doing it out of the goodness of our hearts, instead of being the degenerate mercenaries we are. The bullshit seemed to have worked, as he reported a much better night than we had.  Deepwater Horizon money money money scene no sir. never. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:20:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: negative. i just work and sleep and ponder all of the bad decisions that have lead up to this point. @DenverDan  |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:20:52 PM EDT
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@Pro_Patria_431
last time i went to Hooters (in wisconsin, for work, naturally) one of the spinner hooters girls done sat on my coat when she was hanging out with us. you know how hard it is to get spinner hooters girl glitter body lotion slash cigarette smoke smell out of my already filthy and tattered carhartts?
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:23:48 PM EDT
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Quote Historye.g. i'm regretting right now that i have to get up at zero four tomorrow and head back to fucking wyoming for moar fun and games in eastern WY.  Flogging Molly - The Worst Day Since Yesterday (Official Audio) two bangs back to back at 0500 and flogging molly turned up to 11 on I-90 whilst doing 87 (allegedly in minecraft and all that). |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:27:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: LBP is all beef and all merican. she has the west coast surfer dialect. not a trace of snow mexican there. note: i've done hard time in snow mexico for storm services. the sound of a heavy Alberta accent in the rain over a chainsaw will never leave you. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I don't know why I think this, but she seemed a little bit Canadian... Stronger than your average Canadian, but still Canadian. Am I wrong? she has the west coast surfer dialect. not a trace of snow mexican there. note: i've done hard time in snow mexico for storm services. the sound of a heavy Alberta accent in the rain over a chainsaw will never leave you. No it wasn't the accent, oddly it's something about her face... Not sure exactly what.  Nothing bad, Lol. Just something Canadian. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:27:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: you'll never see me recreating this scene at work with the bois. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANW6tzXrH90no sir. never. Me working Katrina:  Forrest gump - I'm pretty tired, I think I'll go home now Then I turned around and worked Rita.
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:31:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: No it wasn't the accent, oddly it's something about her face... Not sure exactly what. Nothing bad, Lol. Just something Canadian.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:32:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Me working Katrina: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVtUlEcIoG4Then I turned around and worked Rita.  |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:33:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Yeah, kind of my point, that's what I mean by "Hallmark movie shit." Sounds nice, but I gotta laugh at the idea it would happen to me. Maybe if I think about it hard enough while rubbing my quartz crystal I can make it manifest. But who knows, maybe it will. Anything is possible, I guess.Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I think I'd be more like that Homer Simpson walking backwards into the hedges gif. And (quoted in blue) I've heard that from people too. And I can kind of agree that an initial attraction happens like that, at least it has for me... One day you are just going about your normal everyday business and then BAM! It's like an attraction to a random girl (maybe you've seen her around a few times) just happens out of nowhere. But yes, after that point you do actually have to do something about it to have the chance of anything happening. That's some Hallmark movie shit! And yeah, that's what they told me would likely happen: "don't worry CastleBravo, one day you'll be at the store minding your own business, you'll bump your cart into someone else's, you'll look up and there she will be, and you'll both be like 'oh, hi!' 'Hi!' and the rest will be history!" I do like the sound of that, sounds like that simple romance theme. Makes a great "how did you and mom meet?" story. I might look kind of "dark side-y" and I might be a tad bit crazy, but damn it if I'm not the romantic type. You know, the kind of guy who can go from slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion, then turn around and cuddle up by the fire with my soul mate, talk about deep stuff until we go silent, just looking in each other's eyes, then make sweet, soft, passionate love by the fire until we fall asleep together. Then get up the next day and resume slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion. Ahhh, but that's the trick. That BAM! feeling of attraction catching you by surprise out of nowhere is always (at least for me) a one sided thing. I'll feel it for sure, but it's not reciprocated. If that ever actually happens where both the guy and the girl get hit with an instant and equal attraction to each other at the same time it's got to be the rarest thing that could ever happen. Yeah, kind of my point, that's what I mean by "Hallmark movie shit." Sounds nice, but I gotta laugh at the idea it would happen to me. Maybe if I think about it hard enough while rubbing my quartz crystal I can make it manifest. But who knows, maybe it will. Anything is possible, I guess.I don't disagree, you've now got me a little bit tempted to go buy a quartz crystal. 
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:34:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Pro_Patria_431]
[#37]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: @Pro_Patria_431 last time i went to Hooters (in wisconsin, for work, naturally) one of the spinner hooters girls done sat on my coat when she was hanging out with us. you know how hard it is to get spinner hooters girl glitter body lotion slash cigarette smoke smell out of my already filthy and tattered carhartts? LOL. I was with a dude that tied his strip club clothes to the headache rack to blow off stripper glitter in an effort to postpone the inevitable divorce. Five hours at 60MPH wasn't enough to get the job done. That shit is tenacious. He obviously couldn't wash them because his wife would have been all "Why are your clothes clean and why the fuck do they have glitter on them?"
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:38:41 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I don't disagree, you've now got me a little bit tempted to go buy a quartz crystal. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I think I'd be more like that Homer Simpson walking backwards into the hedges gif. And (quoted in blue) I've heard that from people too. And I can kind of agree that an initial attraction happens like that, at least it has for me... One day you are just going about your normal everyday business and then BAM! It's like an attraction to a random girl (maybe you've seen her around a few times) just happens out of nowhere. But yes, after that point you do actually have to do something about it to have the chance of anything happening. That's some Hallmark movie shit! And yeah, that's what they told me would likely happen: "don't worry CastleBravo, one day you'll be at the store minding your own business, you'll bump your cart into someone else's, you'll look up and there she will be, and you'll both be like 'oh, hi!' 'Hi!' and the rest will be history!" I do like the sound of that, sounds like that simple romance theme. Makes a great "how did you and mom meet?" story. I might look kind of "dark side-y" and I might be a tad bit crazy, but damn it if I'm not the romantic type. You know, the kind of guy who can go from slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion, then turn around and cuddle up by the fire with my soul mate, talk about deep stuff until we go silent, just looking in each other's eyes, then make sweet, soft, passionate love by the fire until we fall asleep together. Then get up the next day and resume slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion. Ahhh, but that's the trick. That BAM! feeling of attraction catching you by surprise out of nowhere is always (at least for me) a one sided thing. I'll feel it for sure, but it's not reciprocated. If that ever actually happens where both the guy and the girl get hit with an instant and equal attraction to each other at the same time it's got to be the rarest thing that could ever happen. Yeah, kind of my point, that's what I mean by "Hallmark movie shit." Sounds nice, but I gotta laugh at the idea it would happen to me. Maybe if I think about it hard enough while rubbing my quartz crystal I can make it manifest. But who knows, maybe it will. Anything is possible, I guess.I don't disagree, you've now got me a little bit tempted to go buy a quartz crystal. Eh, I've been rubbing the shit out of mine for decades, it hasn't worked. Maybe I should try one of them quartz things.
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:40:03 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: You are right. There is a reason everyone is divorced. Take notes 556Cliff: We went to work an ice storm in OKC years ago. We had been there a couple of weeks and had most of the city back on. Being tired of the chow that was catered, we decided to swing into Hooters, as a bunch of unsupervised dudes are want to do. One of the guys started hitting on one of the waitresses and convinced her that we had volunteered to work the storm, heavily implying that we were doing it out of the goodness of our hearts, instead of being the degenerate mercenaries we are. The bullshit seemed to have worked, as he reported a much better night than we had. Fuckin A. My ex loved the money my 700-1000 hours of OT per year brought in. But bitched and complained that I was never home. Well which is it fuckhead? |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:41:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: You are right. There is a reason everyone is divorced. Take notes 556Cliff: We went to work an ice storm in OKC years ago. We had been there a couple of weeks and had most of the city back on. Being tired of the chow that was catered, we decided to swing into Hooters, as a bunch of unsupervised dudes are want to do. One of the guys started hitting on one of the waitresses and convinced her that we had volunteered to work the storm, heavily implying that we were doing it out of the goodness of our hearts, instead of being the degenerate mercenaries we are. The bullshit seemed to have worked, as he reported a much better night than we had. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Originally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Ahh, you are aware of the value added to a lap dance when the stripper is visibly upset. I’m fairly certain the industry we’re working in has fucked us all up. You are right. There is a reason everyone is divorced. Take notes 556Cliff: We went to work an ice storm in OKC years ago. We had been there a couple of weeks and had most of the city back on. Being tired of the chow that was catered, we decided to swing into Hooters, as a bunch of unsupervised dudes are want to do. One of the guys started hitting on one of the waitresses and convinced her that we had volunteered to work the storm, heavily implying that we were doing it out of the goodness of our hearts, instead of being the degenerate mercenaries we are. The bullshit seemed to have worked, as he reported a much better night than we had. Taking notes obviously, that's why I'm here. Not that I'd act on them, but it's logged somewhere in my head at least.
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:43:02 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: LOL. I was with a dude that tied his strip club clothes to the headache rack to blow off stripper glitter in an effort to postpone the inevitable divorce. Five hours at 60MPH wasn't enough to get the job done. That shit is tenacious. He obviously couldn't wash them because his wife would have been all "Why are your clothes clean and why the fuck do they have glitter on them?"
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:44:09 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Eh, I've been rubbing the shit out of mine for decades, it hasn't worked. Maybe I should try one of them quartz things. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I think I'd be more like that Homer Simpson walking backwards into the hedges gif. And (quoted in blue) I've heard that from people too. And I can kind of agree that an initial attraction happens like that, at least it has for me... One day you are just going about your normal everyday business and then BAM! It's like an attraction to a random girl (maybe you've seen her around a few times) just happens out of nowhere. But yes, after that point you do actually have to do something about it to have the chance of anything happening. That's some Hallmark movie shit! And yeah, that's what they told me would likely happen: "don't worry CastleBravo, one day you'll be at the store minding your own business, you'll bump your cart into someone else's, you'll look up and there she will be, and you'll both be like 'oh, hi!' 'Hi!' and the rest will be history!" I do like the sound of that, sounds like that simple romance theme. Makes a great "how did you and mom meet?" story. I might look kind of "dark side-y" and I might be a tad bit crazy, but damn it if I'm not the romantic type. You know, the kind of guy who can go from slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion, then turn around and cuddle up by the fire with my soul mate, talk about deep stuff until we go silent, just looking in each other's eyes, then make sweet, soft, passionate love by the fire until we fall asleep together. Then get up the next day and resume slotting floppies with extreme prejudice and zero remorse or emotion. Ahhh, but that's the trick. That BAM! feeling of attraction catching you by surprise out of nowhere is always (at least for me) a one sided thing. I'll feel it for sure, but it's not reciprocated. If that ever actually happens where both the guy and the girl get hit with an instant and equal attraction to each other at the same time it's got to be the rarest thing that could ever happen. Yeah, kind of my point, that's what I mean by "Hallmark movie shit." Sounds nice, but I gotta laugh at the idea it would happen to me. Maybe if I think about it hard enough while rubbing my quartz crystal I can make it manifest. But who knows, maybe it will. Anything is possible, I guess.I don't disagree, you've now got me a little bit tempted to go buy a quartz crystal. Eh, I've been rubbing the shit out of mine for decades, it hasn't worked. Maybe I should try one of them quartz things. 
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:46:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: RRA_223]
[#43]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: I know what you mean. Last girl I had feelings for, used to work with her. Fell for her really hard. She started entertaining the idea of us together, we were both virgins (at the time), and I was so close. She gave me rides to community college when I got my license suspended for an underage drinking ticket, talked a lot and we're getting close. Her friends even teased her about her "boyfriend", referring to me. Then I fucked it up. Drove her away. Then I made it worse by trying too hard to get it back. Those feelings lingered for a LONG TIME. Even after I'd accepted it was never going to happen, still had really strong feelings for her. "Wanting what you can't have" probably had something to do with it. Messed with my head quite a bit. Drank heavily, did other dumb things I'm not proud of that I have visible reminders of. Eventually got over it, feelings faded. Haven't seen or talked to her in 10 years now, but I know she lives in another state and got married. Then out of nowhere I had a couple dreams about her last month. Brought back a lot of emotions. Started thinking "what if I ever do see her again? Would she even want to talk to me? What would I say? What would she say? Could we reconnect?" Stuff like that. Useless thinking because that's never going to happen, and thinking about it just brings back the emotions. I guess I'll just always have a residual ember for her. I kind of think that's why I never connected with anyone else, I didn't want to go through that again. Feel like I'll just fuck it up again. Had my defenses all the way up. That, and there wasn't much of a connection in the first place. So yeah, it can be scary. When I was young, I did a similar thing. I absolutely loved that girl and fucked it up. The kicker was she was definitely into me too, I was just to blunt and awkward and her friends decided "weirdo!" And it was done. But things happen for a reason. If you're as old as I think you are, you just need to start dating like you don't give a fuck and start slaying the bar slut crowd. You might actually have a good time - but more importantly, you'll wear off the "embarrassingly awkward" edges of a fully adult male who hasn't figured his shit out yet. And then, all of a sudden, women will see you differently - and when you see that special someone, you'll mentally be in a better place to be desirable and actually close the deal. Walking around like a 40 year old virgin isn't helping you. The last of the virgins all got married 10 years ago. The best ones have been locked down for 30 years, and their kids can vote now. You're stuck picking from the pieces of failed dreams and trying to find the most normal of what's left. Make the most of it... really - what else do you have left to lose? |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:51:31 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: noice. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: LOL. I was with a dude that tied his strip club clothes to the headache rack to blow off stripper glitter in an effort to postpone the inevitable divorce. Five hours at 60MPH wasn't enough to get the job done. That shit is tenacious. He obviously couldn't wash them because his wife would have been all "Why are your clothes clean and why the fuck do they have glitter on them?" That reminds of the time I was testing out my brother's brand new (I believe it was a SureFire) flashlight... He had just gotten off work and I turned all the lights off in the house and I started pointing the light around and eventually swung it around towards him to discover he was completely covered in glitter. 
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:51:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I don't disagree, you've now got me a little bit tempted to go buy a quartz crystal. Originally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: Eh, I've been rubbing the shit out of mine for decades, it hasn't worked. Maybe I should try one of them quartz things. I went on Etsy and bought a "lot of 5" so I could pick a favorite, then they sent me friggin 18 of them for some reason. So now I have crystals hanging all over the place. After all, this thread is about single people doing "crazy shit." Top one is smokey quartz. 
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:52:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, Milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. I lived in that song for a month in NM. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:55:44 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I don't disagree, you've now got me a little bit tempted to go buy a quartz crystal.  |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:56:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: I went on Etsy and bought a "lot of 5" so I could pick a favorite, then they sent me friggin 18 of them for some reason. So now I have crystals hanging all over the place. After all, this thread is about single people doing "crazy shit." Top one is smokey quartz. https://i.ibb.co/4NRqwtm/IMG-20240428-204644135.jpg Jesus Christ Marie, They're Minerals! |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 9:57:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iwouldntknow: I lived in that song for a month in NM. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iwouldntknow: Originally Posted By Pro_Patria_431: I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, Milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. I lived in that song for a month in NM.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 10:02:19 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: That reminds of the time I was testing out my brother's brand new (I believe it was a SureFire) flashlight... He had just gotten off work and I turned all the lights off in the house and I started pointing the light around and eventually swung it around towards him to discover he was completely covered in glitter. some brother he is. |
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