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Link Posted: 6/18/2024 8:12:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Idpapaperoperator:


It's OK, she will make an only fans and make in two years what most people make in 30.

Only fans is single handedly flipping that gender wage gap the other way....
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Originally Posted By Idpapaperoperator:
Originally Posted By killingmachine123:
Originally Posted By TOTHEMAX:
She is going to go far in life.


As a prostitute, perhaps. She will regret that statement for the long haul if I had to guess.


It's OK, she will make an only fans and make in two years what most people make in 30.

Only fans is single handedly flipping that gender wage gap the other way....


They be flipping that gap alright
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 8:13:02 PM EDT
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3,1, 2, 4.

But really I’d take any variation. Cute group.
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 8:14:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
Anyone want me to do a full bio of her life? I've lived in this state long enough, around the right people, to see the future...
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Absofuckinlutely
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 8:22:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/18/2024 8:23:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AA717driver:


Then someone like me will swoop in and bang the liver outta her 40 yo moderately financially well to do ass.
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She will do "moderately okay" in the divorce, considering Taylor has all the money and knows all the lawyers in the red state small town.

She'll hit the bar scene hard to try to find her 2nd husband, going to wine tastings and brunches with her girlfriends.

There she'll find the somewhat late blooming but well off accountant, dentist, or car dealership owner to pay for her life style where she will finally open her boutique in the revitalized downtown of a medium sized southern town. It will have white washed flaking brick.  

There will be a chance she goes for the "real estate agent" route. But it's just a phase.

She will be living off plastic surgery, wanting 2 or 3 major vacations a year, and a Landrover/Rangerover (over 6000 lbs for tax reasons).

Probably retire in Fort Myers, Sarasota, or Naples. He will die of a heart attack and she'll inherit his wealth.
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 8:26:27 PM EDT
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Before she gets married by a boomer daddy,  I gotta try out that mouth.  
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 8:28:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AA717driver:


Then someone like me will swoop in and bang the liver outta her 40 yo moderately financially well to do ass.
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Link Posted: 6/18/2024 8:35:39 PM EDT
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I love how half of GD has obviously either never had sex or have only had it while wearing clothes in the missionary.

Link Posted: 6/18/2024 8:38:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HammerForged:
I love how half of GD has obviously either never had sex or have only had it while wearing clothes in the missionary.

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Did I miss something?
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 8:40:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By H1Mech:


Lol

Words don't make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee.

You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren't many folks who even know Carroll Shelby's name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s.

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Originally Posted By killingmachine123:

And yet, I'll be the one who is content with my life and satisfied with the overwhelming majority of my choices. Being a whore wasn't viewed as a promising or fulfilling path in life until recently.

Some of you guys need to check out the Western Society thread and seek real happiness. http://www.ar15.com/forums/general/WESTERN-SOCIETY-PROPAGANDA-THREAD/5-2687692/  

If anyone needs me, I'll be getting a vehicle manufactured by Carroll Shelby up and running in the garage.  


Lol

Words don't make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee.

You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren't many folks who even know Carroll Shelby's name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s.

10/10
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:11:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HammerForged:
I love how half of GD has obviously either never had sex or have only had it while wearing clothes in the missionary.

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Arfcommers have all the sex.


Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:15:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HammerForged:
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Nope.

Soaking only
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:19:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

Arfcommers have all the sex.


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Truth be told, I think the above is correct. We have “bags of sand” types and others that haven’t had sex in anything more than missionary, with the lights off and not fully naked.

Yes this is someone’s daughter but she’s sucked enough dick to “know” these details. Truth is this isn’t the 50’s, by the time a moderately attractive 21 year old is out there she’s well used. A lot of factors there, the decline of Christian values/religion, the availability of really hardcore porn, culture, music, movies, etc.

For a girl to “keep” a guy interested, it takes more than just sex. Oral, anal, threesomes, etc are more or less the norm.

Thank god I don’t have a daughter….I know, I know the arfcom parents of daughters will give me a ton of shit.

Just bein’ real dawg!
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:21:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:26:52 PM EDT
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All at the same time.
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:31:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:39:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

Arfcommers have all the sex.


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Originally Posted By HammerForged:
I love how half of GD has obviously either never had sex or have only had it while wearing clothes in the missionary.


Arfcommers have all the sex.




"I do no sex." - Lexington City Council Meeting
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:43:59 PM EDT
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Ended up being a bull rider….
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:47:55 PM EDT
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Cuter than the Catch me outside how bou dat? Skank
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:49:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:53:33 PM EDT
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She sounds fun.

Man I'm old.

Damn.
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 9:59:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

Arfcommers have all the sex.


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I held a girls hand one time at band camp. Does that count?
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 10:01:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By H1Mech:


Lol

Words don’t make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee.

You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren’t many folks who even know Carroll Shelby’s name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s.

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Originally Posted By H1Mech:
Originally Posted By killingmachine123:

And yet, I'll be the one who is content with my life and satisfied with the overwhelming majority of my choices. Being a whore wasn't viewed as a promising or fulfilling path in life until recently.

Some of you guys need to check out the Western Society thread and seek real happiness. http://www.ar15.com/forums/general/WESTERN-SOCIETY-PROPAGANDA-THREAD/5-2687692/  

If anyone needs me, I'll be getting a vehicle manufactured by Carroll Shelby up and running in the garage.  


Lol

Words don’t make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee.

You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren’t many folks who even know Carroll Shelby’s name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s.



Excellent retort.  You can go ahead and stop simping now.  

There’s a whole world of free porn on the internet.   Why are you and millions of other geeks so impressed by this one particular whore?  

I honestly don’t get the hype.   Please explain.
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 10:01:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFSvdz4T7vk
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Originally Posted By HammerForged:
I love how half of GD has obviously either never had sex or have only had it while wearing clothes in the missionary.


Arfcommers have all the sex.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFSvdz4T7vk

How have I never seen this?



The look on the guy’s face in red is priceless.
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 10:02:15 PM EDT
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I’m an Indian outlaw, … half Cherokee and “HAWK TUAH”.

From FB.
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 10:02:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By KeithStone:
I held a girls hand one time at band camp. Does that count?
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Originally Posted By KeithStone:
Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

Arfcommers have all the sex.


I held a girls hand one time at band camp. Does that count?

Yes
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 10:02:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mike_314:
If the stork brings White babies and a Blackbird brings black babies, what bird brings no babies?


A Swallow.
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*snort*

That was pretty good.
Link Posted: 6/18/2024 10:08:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
She will do "moderately okay" in the divorce, considering Taylor has all the money and knows all the lawyers in the red state small town.

She'll hit the bar scene hard to try to find her 2nd husband, going to wine tastings and brunches with her girlfriends.

There she'll find the somewhat late blooming but well off accountant, dentist, retired Airline Pilot, or car dealership owner to pay for her life style where she will finally open her boutique in the revitalized downtown of a medium sized southern town. It will have white washed flaking brick.  

There will be a chance she goes for the "real estate agent" route. But it's just a phase.

She will be living off plastic surgery, wanting 2 or 3 major vacations a year, and a Landrover/Rangerover (over 6000 lbs for tax reasons).

Probably retire in Fort Myers, Sarasota, or Naples. He will die of a heart attack and she'll inherit his wealth.
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Originally Posted By AA717driver:


Then someone like me will swoop in and bang the liver outta her 40 yo moderately financially well to do ass.
She will do "moderately okay" in the divorce, considering Taylor has all the money and knows all the lawyers in the red state small town.

She'll hit the bar scene hard to try to find her 2nd husband, going to wine tastings and brunches with her girlfriends.

There she'll find the somewhat late blooming but well off accountant, dentist, retired Airline Pilot, or car dealership owner to pay for her life style where she will finally open her boutique in the revitalized downtown of a medium sized southern town. It will have white washed flaking brick.  

There will be a chance she goes for the "real estate agent" route. But it's just a phase.

She will be living off plastic surgery, wanting 2 or 3 major vacations a year, and a Landrover/Rangerover (over 6000 lbs for tax reasons).

Probably retire in Fort Myers, Sarasota, or Naples. He will die of a heart attack and she'll inherit his wealth.


Not bad!   FIFY.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 2:19:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 2:32:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By WeimaranerDad:
I guess I am the only one here who thought this was going to be a thread about a foreign girl who is into falconry .

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/369122/2739CFB9-DCA9-44F6-B7EE-3315AF57F82E_jpe-3244664.JPG







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Would you like a falcon?
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 2:45:19 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
For those as lost as I am:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hawk-tuah-girl
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That's hilarious

I bet her parents are proud
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 4:17:52 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:



you cant be serious
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Originally Posted By pilatuspilot:
She’s cute but I have no idea what’s going on here.



you cant be serious


Add me to that club. I came in with zero context.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 4:25:47 AM EDT
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And a fivehead.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 4:31:56 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By CLICKBANGBANG:
I’m an Indian outlaw, … half Cherokee and “HAWK TUAH”.

From FB.
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 4:37:29 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By AlabamaFan64:

Ended up being a bull rider….
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What I find odd about Jodie Foster is there seems to be hardly any interviews with her.  You don’t really see her out on the late night talk shows.

Just about every other actor who has a movie coming out goes on these shows to hype up their movie.  But, nope, not Jodie Foster.

There are a few others….

John Makkovich….

Denzel Washington….

Gary Oldham
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 4:40:17 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By akguy1985:


Would you like a falcon?
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I’m afraid to answer that.

Link Posted: 6/19/2024 5:34:07 AM EDT
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Maybe she’s just an H.L. Mencken fan, got nervous, messed up the quote?
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 6:03:25 AM EDT
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While I have had opportunity to familiarize myself with many of the Slap-a-ho tribe of the trailer park thanks to such documentaries as Cops , this is my first experience with those of the Hawk Tauhs' and I am impressed by their wisdom.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 6:11:20 AM EDT
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I'd seen the video long before I'd become aware it was a meme, after assembling those two factoids it feels like I aged 20 years overnight
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 6:11:39 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By dsteelman:



Shit, she’s every other fucking post on FB right now. If she put it out that she was starting an OF page, she’d be a millionaire by the end of the week .

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So that's where this BS is coming from.  No wonder why I haven't heard of it.  I think she's ugly.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 6:17:22 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:


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But do she HAwK TUAH on that thang?
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 6:26:38 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By WeimaranerDad:


I’m afraid to answer that.

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It's from a Gabriel Iglesias standup bit.

Gabriel Iglesias | The middle east prince just called
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 7:25:32 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By cavedog:


Trailer park girl doing trailer park thangs.
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I get weak in the knees for cute southern girls with heavy accents saying things with no filter.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 7:29:00 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 7:40:13 AM EDT
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Would risk it all.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 7:44:06 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By sitdwnandhngon:


Add me to that club. I came in with zero context.
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so, its the act of her spitting on it and getting after it...
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 7:53:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 7:58:58 AM EDT
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now you a single mom (official music video) x brandonjamal #nowyouasinglemom #singlemom #babydaddy
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:02:17 AM EDT
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I take it she can handle any slong
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:04:05 AM EDT
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All at the same time.
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Originally Posted By Scrote:

All at the same time.

At the same time as what? Punching that ol' Uvula again & again?
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