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Originally Posted By Idpapaperoperator: It's OK, she will make an only fans and make in two years what most people make in 30. Only fans is single handedly flipping that gender wage gap the other way.... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Idpapaperoperator: Originally Posted By killingmachine123: Originally Posted By TOTHEMAX: She is going to go far in life. As a prostitute, perhaps. She will regret that statement for the long haul if I had to guess. It's OK, she will make an only fans and make in two years what most people make in 30. Only fans is single handedly flipping that gender wage gap the other way.... They be flipping that gap alright |
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Originally Posted By Caboose314: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008166_jpg-3244744.JPG Duck face View Quote 3,1, 2, 4. But really I’d take any variation. Cute group. |
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In America, the village idiots have organized.
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There's no such thing as a free lunch.
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Originally Posted By AA717driver: Then someone like me will swoop in and bang the liver outta her 40 yo moderately financially well to do ass. View Quote She'll hit the bar scene hard to try to find her 2nd husband, going to wine tastings and brunches with her girlfriends. There she'll find the somewhat late blooming but well off accountant, dentist, or car dealership owner to pay for her life style where she will finally open her boutique in the revitalized downtown of a medium sized southern town. It will have white washed flaking brick. There will be a chance she goes for the "real estate agent" route. But it's just a phase. She will be living off plastic surgery, wanting 2 or 3 major vacations a year, and a Landrover/Rangerover (over 6000 lbs for tax reasons). Probably retire in Fort Myers, Sarasota, or Naples. He will die of a heart attack and she'll inherit his wealth. |
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Before she gets married by a boomer daddy, I gotta try out that mouth.
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Nice donk.
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Originally Posted By AA717driver: Then someone like me will swoop in and bang the liver outta her 40 yo moderately financially well to do ass. View Quote It's Always Sunny - Mantis |
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I love how half of GD has obviously either never had sex or have only had it while wearing clothes in the missionary.
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
"my arms are so fucking enormous , come to me please." -sksAL 8-29-15 |
Here’s an example from a butterfly, an example that it can be happy on a hard rock. An example that it can lie on this unsweetened stone, friendlessly and all alone. Now let my bed. I do not care.
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Originally Posted By H1Mech: Lol Words don't make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee. You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren't many folks who even know Carroll Shelby's name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By H1Mech: Originally Posted By killingmachine123: And yet, I'll be the one who is content with my life and satisfied with the overwhelming majority of my choices. Being a whore wasn't viewed as a promising or fulfilling path in life until recently. Some of you guys need to check out the Western Society thread and seek real happiness. http://www.ar15.com/forums/general/WESTERN-SOCIETY-PROPAGANDA-THREAD/5-2687692/ If anyone needs me, I'll be getting a vehicle manufactured by Carroll Shelby up and running in the garage. Lol Words don't make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee. You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren't many folks who even know Carroll Shelby's name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s. |
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"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." - Edmund Burke.
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: Arfcommers have all the sex. View Quote Truth be told, I think the above is correct. We have “bags of sand” types and others that haven’t had sex in anything more than missionary, with the lights off and not fully naked. Yes this is someone’s daughter but she’s sucked enough dick to “know” these details. Truth is this isn’t the 50’s, by the time a moderately attractive 21 year old is out there she’s well used. A lot of factors there, the decline of Christian values/religion, the availability of really hardcore porn, culture, music, movies, etc. For a girl to “keep” a guy interested, it takes more than just sex. Oral, anal, threesomes, etc are more or less the norm. Thank god I don’t have a daughter….I know, I know the arfcom parents of daughters will give me a ton of shit. Just bein’ real dawg! |
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Originally Posted By jm0502: trying to find a youtube version https://www.tiktok.com/@dmarloww/video/7379047990247296287?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7381912852754400774 https://uploads.dailydot.com/2024/06/spit-on-that-thing-girl-meme2.png?auto=compress&fm=png View Quote Those tiktok videos are hilarious. |
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DeltaElite777: It's not enough to just para bellum. If you really vis pacem, you gotta convince any potential troublemaker that not only can you push their shit in Genghis Khan-style, but you will.
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Originally Posted By Caboose314: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008166_jpg-3244744.JPG Duck face View Quote All at the same time. |
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: Arfcommers have all the sex. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: Originally Posted By HammerForged: I love how half of GD has obviously either never had sex or have only had it while wearing clothes in the missionary. Arfcommers have all the sex. "I do no sex." - Lexington City Council Meeting |
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Here’s an example from a butterfly, an example that it can be happy on a hard rock. An example that it can lie on this unsweetened stone, friendlessly and all alone. Now let my bed. I do not care.
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Originally Posted By FireMissionDivision: https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZFlhOR14yn8AAAAC/jodie-foster-gay.gif View Quote Ended up being a bull rider…. |
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Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle we humbly pray.
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Cuter than the Catch me outside how bou dat? Skank
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She sounds fun.
Man I'm old. Damn. |
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Originally Posted By H1Mech: Lol Words don’t make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee. You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren’t many folks who even know Carroll Shelby’s name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By H1Mech: Originally Posted By killingmachine123: And yet, I'll be the one who is content with my life and satisfied with the overwhelming majority of my choices. Being a whore wasn't viewed as a promising or fulfilling path in life until recently. Some of you guys need to check out the Western Society thread and seek real happiness. http://www.ar15.com/forums/general/WESTERN-SOCIETY-PROPAGANDA-THREAD/5-2687692/ If anyone needs me, I'll be getting a vehicle manufactured by Carroll Shelby up and running in the garage. Lol Words don’t make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee. You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren’t many folks who even know Carroll Shelby’s name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s. Excellent retort. You can go ahead and stop simping now. There’s a whole world of free porn on the internet. Why are you and millions of other geeks so impressed by this one particular whore? I honestly don’t get the hype. Please explain. |
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GD- "It's kind of like wading through through slimy lake bed with your feet to find clams below the surface".
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam: Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: Originally Posted By HammerForged: I love how half of GD has obviously either never had sex or have only had it while wearing clothes in the missionary. Arfcommers have all the sex. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFSvdz4T7vk How have I never seen this? The look on the guy’s face in red is priceless. |
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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I’m an Indian outlaw, … half Cherokee and “HAWK TUAH”.
From FB. |
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Originally Posted By KeithStone: I held a girls hand one time at band camp. Does that count? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By KeithStone: Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: Arfcommers have all the sex. Yes |
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage: She will do "moderately okay" in the divorce, considering Taylor has all the money and knows all the lawyers in the red state small town. She'll hit the bar scene hard to try to find her 2nd husband, going to wine tastings and brunches with her girlfriends. There she'll find the somewhat late blooming but well off accountant, dentist, retired Airline Pilot, or car dealership owner to pay for her life style where she will finally open her boutique in the revitalized downtown of a medium sized southern town. It will have white washed flaking brick. There will be a chance she goes for the "real estate agent" route. But it's just a phase. She will be living off plastic surgery, wanting 2 or 3 major vacations a year, and a Landrover/Rangerover (over 6000 lbs for tax reasons). Probably retire in Fort Myers, Sarasota, or Naples. He will die of a heart attack and she'll inherit his wealth. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By N1Rampage: Originally Posted By AA717driver: Then someone like me will swoop in and bang the liver outta her 40 yo moderately financially well to do ass. She'll hit the bar scene hard to try to find her 2nd husband, going to wine tastings and brunches with her girlfriends. There she'll find the somewhat late blooming but well off accountant, dentist, retired Airline Pilot, or car dealership owner to pay for her life style where she will finally open her boutique in the revitalized downtown of a medium sized southern town. It will have white washed flaking brick. There will be a chance she goes for the "real estate agent" route. But it's just a phase. She will be living off plastic surgery, wanting 2 or 3 major vacations a year, and a Landrover/Rangerover (over 6000 lbs for tax reasons). Probably retire in Fort Myers, Sarasota, or Naples. He will die of a heart attack and she'll inherit his wealth. Not bad! FIFY. |
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GD- "It's kind of like wading through through slimy lake bed with your feet to find clams below the surface".
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By WeimaranerDad: I guess I am the only one here who thought this was going to be a thread about a foreign girl who is into falconry . https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/369122/2739CFB9-DCA9-44F6-B7EE-3315AF57F82E_jpe-3244664.JPG View Quote Would you like a falcon? |
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam: For those as lost as I am: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hawk-tuah-girl View Quote That's hilarious I bet her parents are proud |
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I ain’t in no ways tired of winning yet!
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Originally Posted By Twisted10: you cant be serious View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Twisted10: Originally Posted By pilatuspilot: She’s cute but I have no idea what’s going on here. you cant be serious Add me to that club. I came in with zero context. |
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If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
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Originally Posted By Caboose314: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008166_jpg-3244744.JPG Duck face View Quote And a fivehead. |
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Originally Posted By CLICKBANGBANG: I’m an Indian outlaw, … half Cherokee and “HAWK TUAH”. From FB. View Quote Attached File |
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Originally Posted By AlabamaFan64: Ended up being a bull rider…. View Quote What I find odd about Jodie Foster is there seems to be hardly any interviews with her. You don’t really see her out on the late night talk shows. Just about every other actor who has a movie coming out goes on these shows to hype up their movie. But, nope, not Jodie Foster. There are a few others…. John Makkovich…. Denzel Washington…. Gary Oldham |
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Maybe she’s just an H.L. Mencken fan, got nervous, messed up the quote?
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"The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there."
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While I have had opportunity to familiarize myself with many of the Slap-a-ho tribe of the trailer park thanks to such documentaries as Cops , this is my first experience with those of the Hawk Tauhs' and I am impressed by their wisdom.
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I'd seen the video long before I'd become aware it was a meme, after assembling those two factoids it feels like I aged 20 years overnight
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Originally Posted By dsteelman: Shit, she’s every other fucking post on FB right now. If she put it out that she was starting an OF page, she’d be a millionaire by the end of the week . View Quote So that's where this BS is coming from. No wonder why I haven't heard of it. I think she's ugly. |
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Tactical, hyper masculine, military style member.
USA
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View Quote But do she HAwK TUAH on that thang? |
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Originally Posted By WeimaranerDad: I’m afraid to answer that. View Quote It's from a Gabriel Iglesias standup bit. Gabriel Iglesias | The middle east prince just called |
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A winner never quits, and a quitter never wins. Get comfortable being uncomfortable.
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Would risk it all.
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Endeavor to Persevere
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now you a single mom (official music video) x brandonjamal #nowyouasinglemom #singlemom #babydaddy |
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Taxation without representation
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I take it she can handle any slong
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Nice donk.
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Originally Posted By Scrote: All at the same time. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Scrote: Originally Posted By Caboose314: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008166_jpg-3244744.JPG Duck face All at the same time. At the same time as what? Punching that ol' Uvula again & again? |
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