Originally Posted By Wizzy:
In. Should I post my list, too?

Edit: My list is too long. Somewhere between 30-40 women in the past two years after breaking up with my girlfriend. Each with a story. I'd have to write a novel.

Edit 2: Fuck it.

C, early thirties, a Córdobesa in Buenos Aires, Italian heritage. I fell in love with this girl. Could've married her. Extremely intelligent, high paying job, from a rich family. Visited her again in Uruguay and Córdoba. Best tour guide ever. Awesome cook. Still friends with her. I haven't told her I'm back in Argentina. Should I tell her?

Sabina, thirties, blond hair hottie, Uruguaya in BA. Never saw her again.

F, early thirties curly brown hair, met her hiking down south in Patagonia looking at a glacier (got a cool video of it calving). Saw her again later on in Santa Fe and stayed at her house. Cool hippy triathalon chick

G & M. Venezualanas. Met this chick G on Bumble down on the Chilean side of Patagonia. We had dinner, hit it off, making out after. Then she tells me she's married. Wtf. To another girl. They want to try a threesome because G missed being with a guy. Holy shit. First time they tried this. Ended up hanging out with them for a few days before going on a road trip my buddies. Met up with them again in Santiago when they were traveling for work. It was like the three of us were in a relationship for a short period. Such an interesting dynamic. Cuddling with two chicks after is pretty cool. Also I liked G more, so that also made for an interesting dynamic. Lol.

Ceci, some Chileano chica, like early 20s. I wouldn't mind forgetting her.

Belen, about 30, thin & brown. Met her in Bariloche (reminds me of Colorado). We had a lot of fun. She showed me the city and had some big dreams. She was sad when I left her.

Miriam, 29, perfect body, natural redhead. Could've married this girl. Perfect ass, very religious. School teacher. Met her in Bariloche. Some of the best sex ever, and the condom broke, which of course felt amazing. Hung out with her for a few days before getting on a bus to meet up with my friends. Got her the morning after pill. Ended up going back to see her for valentine's day a few months later. She was pissed I only stayed a couple days. We talked about meeting up in Cancun recently, but I didn't follow up.

Paz, 25, Chilena. Hot af. Some of the best sex ever. Very feminine. Met her on Bumble in Santiago. I probably smashed her 5 times that night. She moved to Belgium shortly after. She's a commie and ended up blocking me after I posted a story at a Milei rally.

Flor, about 30, white girl, black hair, loved to workout. That was another bumble encounter. Just one night in Rosario. She ended up blocking me when I contacted her again later on. I suspect she got or had a boyfriend.

L, about 30, white, blond hair, italian. Rosarina as well. Watched Messi win the World Cup with her and her friends. What a crazy night. Didn't close the deal that night because I was too drunk. Ended up making it happen for New Years. Just once. Ended up becoming good friends with her. And still friends with her friends. Lots of good times with her. She lives in Europe now.

L, mid 20s I think, some brown chica visiting her friend in Rosario. I wouldn't mind deleting this one from the list

Agostina. Damn. So fine. 21, olive skin, brown hair, supermodel face, banging body. My favorite Rosarina. I met her at a bar/restaurant she was working at. I went there before going to a futbol match. It was right near the stadium. Turned out I was wearing the wrong colors. She saved my ass because I would have gotten the shit kicked out of me showing up to the stadium with those colors. Ended up chilling with her instead of going to the match (I couldn't get a ticket), and the restaurant was dead during the match. Got kind of hammered and we shared an uber at the end of the night and kissed her. We met up a couple days later and smashed like rabbits. Ended up seeing her for awhile. Met up with her again months later when I went back to Rosario. Many adventures with this girl. Went to the Argentina ATP 250 together. Could've married her if she didn't have a kid. Also a little ghetto. Sex was off the charts. She wanted to be my girlfriend. Fuck, I miss her.

S, 25, short, curly hair, Italian heritage. Met her in Mar Del Plata. Basically a tourist beach south of BA. She was so horny. Muy bonita. Basically have an open invitation to go back.

A, 25 Medellin. First night in Colombia and I meet a Dominicana. Short hair, thin, perfect ass that she likes to show off on Instagram. The running joke that night was that we were married (even though we just met). We went to a rooftop bar, then a restaurant, then a nightclub. At one point a bartender opened a new bottle of gin (i think it was gin) and ring popped off the top. I took it and put in on her finger. It was pretty funny. We ended up drunkenly smashing on our honeymoon later that night. I think I met up with her one other time. I only spent a couple days in Med.

Damaris. Met this chica at the airport on the way to Medellin with her family. I was sitting next to them in the airport (everyone was waiting on the flight). None spoke English. I found an opportunity to flirt with her (in front of her family) and ended up getting her number. We met up a couple nights later. Took her to the same rooftop bar I took the Dominicana. It's a fire spot. I think I had a 100% success rate taking chicas there. Sex was bueno. She was from a little pueblo a few hours away. She showed me pics of this murdered woman there. She was slashed by a machete in her face and vagina and had her throat cut. I've seen some gore but that was one of the worst. She was murdered by her husband for cheating. I asked, did they catch him -- is he in jail now? Nope, he still lives in the pueblo. "That's just how it works there." Holy shit.

A. Doctor from Spain. White, black hair, about 30, gorgeous, speaks perfect english. Met her on a bus backpacking near Santa Marta. The shittly little bus was crammed full of people and everyone was sweating. It would have been miserable except I was standing in the aisle next to her. I could smell the pheromones. Just imagining what it'd be like to be with her. Ended up making a move and striking up conversation. When her stop came up in some little town, she asked if I was going with her and her amiga. Fuuuck, I wanted to. Almost did. Probably should have. But I already had a flight booked in Cartagena to San Andres island. I stayed on the bus. Ended up seeing her again back in Medellin. Of course we met up and the vibes were right and closed the deal. We met up a few times there. Probably could have married her, too. She ended up continuing on to Peru. Invited me to go with her. Almost did. Probably should have.

L. Back in Medellin. This one is kind of crazy. Brown girl. Returned to Medellin. Met her on bumble. Poor family, no father. She lived in the north in Bello, where gringos aren't supposed to go. Went there with her a few times. Definitely sketchy. We went for a weekend to the little pueblo in the mountains where she was from. Hung out with her family, friends, and community for a couple days. Almost had to fight some old drunk uncle. I didn't get murdered so that was good. When her cousin charged me $10 to give us a 20 min ride to a place he was going anyways, I decided fuck this place. Very sweet girl. She really wanted me to take her to Jardin. It's like a little tourist town that she said was really beautiful. She still messages me once in awhile.

Lisa, 24, hot blonde from Austria. Met her at Gringo Tusedays at a club in Medellin. We decided to walk back (20 min) to our hostels at 3 am. I don't recommend it. We were definitely a little drunk. We're the only crazy gringos walking at this hour through this area. Quite a few people out and about, but they're all locals. A couple of dudes play guitar and rap for us on the street. I actually have a video of this and it was pretty dope. I gave them a good tip. We keep walking and we're about two blocks from my hostel in El Poblado but we're on an empty stretch of road. This taxi comes screeching up with the passenger door opening before it even stops. Right away I know we're getting robbed. Shit. They must have been watching us. Dude jumps out and immediately reaches for his waistband to pull a gun. I can just feel the dark energy emanating from this kid. I have my beer bottle that I'm about to smash on his head. He grabs her purse which she hangs on to, and at the same time, this badass Austrian girl, I swear, splashes her cup of beer in the dude's face. He jumps back in the car and they peel off, without the purse. All happened in a flash. My lesson from this is I should have hit him as he was getting out of the car. It happened so fast. The whole encounter was just a few seconds. I don't think he really had a gun. I think he was pretending. Me and her had so much energy after that adrenaline dump. You can imagine the sex in my private room hostel (with a balcony) after. She told me I was only the second dude she'd ever been with

Mafe. 20. My favorite Colombiana. I had been hanging out with this Swiss girl (never closed the deal... maybe could if I see her again). She had made friends with these two Colombiana cousins. I was after one of them. She's the type of girl with a couple dozen thousand thirsty Instagram followers. So this is kind of crazy. I'm drinking at the hostel bar with Miss Swiss and the IG model. The IG model's cousin (Mafe) shows up, and I'm like, damn, she's fine too. I'm not making a ton of progress right now on any of these chicks though. Both of the Colombiana's moms and an aunt show up. I ended up flirting with the three old ladies just for fun, which I think made the others a little jealous. The moms & aunt invited me to go drink and play some bar game at another bar, so I go (just me and the old ladies) and end up showing them a great time. They invite me to eat a bandeja paisa at one of their houses the following Sunday. They mention that their daughters will be there. Hell yeah. The food was amazing. We had a fun time, all drinking beers. It was me, the three old ladies and IG model. We laughed our asses off. Got to like 2nd base with her briefly when the old ladies were in another room. It's like definitely gonna happen at some point. Then Mafe shows up. They're playing some music, and they tell Mafe to show me how to do some traditional dance. Honestly I think that was the moment I won her over. Went to the bar with the two of them later (same rooftop bar mentioned earlier). The IG model was kind of being stuck up and flirting with other guys, but me and Mafe were getting along. Nothing happened that night, but I texted Mafe the next day and went out together a couple nights later. So hot. She drained all my... energy. She told me not to tell her cousin we hooked up. Lol. Ended up meeting up with her a bunch of times. I texted her almost a year ago that maybe I'll be back in Medellin soon. Last thing she said was "jaja, bueno te estare espero". (I'll be waiting for you.) I wonder what she's up to.


Maria, 25, Venezolana in Medellin. Hot fake blonde from Caracas that wore too much makeup. But she was friggin hot. Met her at the hostel and as a group we went to a club. Lots of dudes trying to hit on her. She had great energy and a great dancer. She was down for whatever. Ended up taking her to Jardin. Liz was right, what a beautiful place. We almost went paragliding but the weather was turning bad. We went horse back riding to a waterfall. Saw a UFO during a thunderstorm. It was pretty cool. Owned her own web business, too. Back in Medellin when I told her I was leaving she asked to borrow $2k USD because of a problem with a client. Ah, I guess the business stuff was bullshit. Gold digger. She said she had no where to stay, so I gave her $150 cash which I figured would last awhile in Medellin. The next day she sent me photos of the place she was staying and it was a balling ass private room, when she could have spent $15 on a cheap hostel room. She asked me multiple times for money after that, which I kindly declined. She had a bunch of IG followers, too. She posted in some story that she made $15k in a month on her business. This was like a day after she had asked me (again) to send her $100. I sent her a message congratulating her. She went off on me and called me a liar for not coming back to see her and blocked me. Lol.

Brenda, 27. Back in Rosario. Went to the bar with L's (mentioned above) amiga's brother B and another dude. We had been playing some futbol together. There was a group of three chicas sitting next to us. Both the dudes with me were spoken for, but B actually opened the group of chicas on my behalf and I made it happen with the one I had my eye on. Perfect body, brown, black hair, beautiful bubbly smile. But fake titties. Which I'm not a huge fan of. I really liked her though. Ended up seeing her off and on for awhile. She really wanted to travel with me. I kinda miss her.

Noelia, 29. Lawyer in Rosario. Met her on bumble. Good looking but not super hot. Hung out with her a couple times, but I just wasn't as into her as Brenda or especially Agostina.

Valentina, 25. Met her with a buddy when we went to a restaurant. He would always joke that it was so easy for me being a gringo. She was our waitress and gave me her number after some flirting. Witchy chick with tattoos. Thin, olive brown, black hair. Met up with her at a bar the next day or so "to practice english". Of course we ended up going back to my place. Met up with her several times. She was really good at utilizing her female energy. I still heart her IG stories from time to time.

P. 30, doctor, Santa Fe. Absolutely gorgeous face. Girl next door vibes. Slightly thick, but not too much. Likes to cook. Could've married her. Met her on bumble and talked awhile until I finally went to meet up with her (like 1.5 hour drive from Rosario). She really liked it... perro style. The next week we made plans to meet up again on a Thursday night. She going to bake a pie for me. Was kind of looking forward to it. Then Thursday Agostina messaged me with a picture of a bottle of wine. I had a choice to make. Sorry P

Nuria. 29. Blew my mind. Boys trip to Carlos Paz. They actually met this chick and her group of friends at the club. I was in a different area and joined them after. Ended up dancing with her and took her back to the hotel. So gorgeous. Finished inside her because she was so hot. She was from BA and visiting Carlos Paz. My amigo joked that I stole her from him. I wanted to meet up with her again, but it didn't happen.

There's more, but I need to wrap this up because my girlfriend just got back from yoga. I'd say OP is mostly correct in his pointers in the OP except for the gentleman part. I think that can actually even hurt you. Women literally don't give a shit about that. They'd rather a bad boy. Jordan Peterson even talks about this. Btw, I'm like average looking.