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Low_Country

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Posted: 9/8/2024 2:49:04 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge:

Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains.

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Anybody whose primary identity, publicly, is their religion, is a fake attention seeker.

Mormon, Christian, Jew, whatever… just attention seekers.

Secretly, every normal man, wants to hoist the black flag and say “fuck it!”
Be it banging the SO’s hot friend, driving over 100, buying a bulldozer, or doing a barrel roll.
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AEROMechanic Callsign: Speedboat Joined Mar 2014 Posts 17501 EE 100% (36) FL, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 3:24:18 AM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By Low_Country: Anybody whose primary identity, publicly, is their religion, is a fake attention seeker. Mormon, Christian, Jew, whatever… just attention seekers. View Quote Agreed.
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Posted: 9/8/2024 6:01:16 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge:

Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains.

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Originally Posted By Blu3Ridge:

Originally Posted By Consigli:
Not sure I believe she gave birth thru the baby hole. Probably always had meat curtains and now is blaming it on her kids.

Imagine being her Mormon husband. You wait all those years as a virgin, finally get some Temple underwear and married off into some kinky ritual, and find out your first and only puss, for all of eternity, has some giant meat curtains.

Not only that, but crazy, classless and skanky. Which in some ways, is even worse. Because meat curtains can be trimmed for a nominal fee.

There’s no fixing the crazy.

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TurkeyLeg Member Joined Dec 2007 Posts 2265 EE 100% (5) VA, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 6:01:56 AM EDT [#5] No sex for six weeks? Pfffft. Did she get a root canal too?

Makarov Member Joined Apr 2001 Posts 40918 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 6:38:57 AM EDT [#6] Bored, rich, White women “problems”
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Bophades45 Member Joined Jan 2016 Posts 8295 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 6:40:44 AM EDT [#7] Attached File

9divdoc Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 140298 EE 100% (121) WI, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 6:42:39 AM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By BoneB1B: That McPhee woman had her snatch overhauled and the pics leaked. View Quote pics probably aren't the only thing
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ZuoZongtang Member Joined May 2022 Posts 2599 EE 0% (0) NJ, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 6:43:03 AM EDT [#9] I love me some meat curtains! She should have left it alone.

nowgrn4 Member Joined Aug 2010 Posts 10924 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 6:56:36 AM EDT [#10]
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jollyg83 Member Joined Oct 2002 Posts 14513 EE 100% (1) VA, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 7:05:49 AM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By Antero: Meat curtains… that is a description I am not going to be able to get out of my head. View Quote Piss flaps.

4xDawn Hat Trick Joined Oct 2004 Posts 32953 EE 100% (2) CA, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 7:11:51 AM EDT [#12] Sure. This is the secret lives of actual Mormon women.
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JKH62 Joined Nov 2004 Posts 13112 EE 100% (107) OH, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 7:12:05 AM EDT [#13] Burn victims need ears ~

jollyg83 Member Joined Oct 2002 Posts 14514 EE 100% (1) VA, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 7:15:50 AM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By BLUEBOY: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. View Quote Yes but he will always smell Tuna.

NotJackMiller Joined Mar 2009 Posts 19461 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 7:19:02 AM EDT [#15] I can't imagine. So OP better post pics.

Romano316 Member Joined Sep 2018 Posts 1437 EE 100% (97) PA, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 7:23:20 AM EDT [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By akguy1985: So, she had lips like Lilly Valentine???? Yes, google her. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/images_jpeg-3316162.JPG View Quote Attached File

akguy1985 Member Joined Jun 2007 Posts 16099 EE 100% (1) OK, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 7:28:33 AM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By Romano316: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/487147/IMG_9436_jpeg-3316419.JPG View Quote You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD. Attached File

Palm Riden with Biden (held at gun point) Joined Oct 2002 Posts 53189 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 7:37:07 AM EDT [#18] Discussing the results with her castmates, Jessi revealed that she couldn't have sex for 'four to six weeks' while she recovered from the painful procedure. View Quote Did she have oral surgery too?
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delemorte Member Joined Jun 2007 Posts 51206 EE 100% (18) NC, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 7:38:08 AM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By Antero: Meat curtains… that is a description I am not going to be able to get out of my head. View Quote cant be the first time you heard that term
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rtlm Member Joined Mar 2021 Posts 11347 EE 100% (11) TX, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 7:53:21 AM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By Phillbilly: What's the butthole look like? View Quote
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BladedRonin 1900GOODTIME Joined Oct 2007 Posts 64582 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 8:07:47 AM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By whiskerz: This. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By whiskerz: Originally Posted By CS223: That's a certified case of TMI. This. They are on a show showcasing their attn-wh0r3ness. What else do you expect?
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Posted: 9/8/2024 8:21:47 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Sumo6:

Some of us appreciate a little hang time on the monkey.

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Originally Posted By DKUltra:
We havnt had a good Hope Solo thread in a long while!

Giant hang like sleeve of wizard lips are fucking disgusting!

Some of us appreciate a little hang time on the monkey.

Pure fucking poetry

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splitbolt Joined Nov 2006 Posts 5563 EE 100% (6) AR, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 8:23:40 AM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By BLUEBOY: Her meat curtains will be gone and Little Johnnie in the burn ward will finally get some new ears. View Quote Wonder what that would sound like.....like.....like?

spork Member Joined Mar 2003 Posts 4494 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 8:27:37 AM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By splitbolt: Wonder what that would sound like.....like.....like? View Quote The Billy laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDMp3Q_gZoU
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MattyMattel Joined Aug 2003 Posts 18009 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 8:50:23 AM EDT [#27] Queef City.

wakeboarder Member Joined Jan 2010 Posts 29950 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 8:53:09 AM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By Low_Country: Anybody whose primary identity, publicly, is their religion, is a fake attention seeker. Mormon, Christian, Jew, whatever… just attention seekers. View Quote Priests, imams, and rabbis are attention seekers?

Tier1BeanCounter Nobody Expects the 16th Ammendment Joined Apr 2017 Posts 2690 EE 100% (22) GA, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 9:02:34 AM EDT [#29] Ladies and gentlemen, the fairer sex
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JT_26 Savant Supreme Joined Oct 2006 Posts 19019 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 9:07:29 AM EDT [#30] Great, now do Solo.
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rtlm Member Joined Mar 2021 Posts 11354 EE 100% (11) TX, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 9:11:23 AM EDT [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By JT_26: Great, now do Solo. View Quote
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perfectsilence Member Joined Jul 2017 Posts 8971 EE 100% (4) TN, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 10:59:59 AM EDT [#32] The absolute state of modern entertainment and journalism I will admit that “designer pelt” is pretty funny though

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feetpiece Joined Jul 2003 Posts 11717 EE 0% (0) AK, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 2:40:08 PM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By Antero: Meat curtains… that is a description I am not going to be able to get out of my head. View Quote

1975 Member Joined Jan 2011 Posts 29092 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 2:57:09 PM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By Jellyfrosh: That's enough internet for today. View Quote

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utahman Member Joined Apr 2001 Posts 1765 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 8:32:18 PM EDT [#42] I’m not gonna touch their “Mormonism” claim. The funny thing is this is the ultimate state of plastic surgery in Utah- it’s about STATUS- you have to be able to show it off to the other status seeking neighbors. Showing off your hoo-ha? That’s extreme even in my neighborhood. Maybe Utah County.
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Romano316 Member Joined Sep 2018 Posts 1439 EE 100% (97) PA, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 8:40:45 PM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By akguy1985: You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128054/lily_valentine_scoreland01_3_jpg-3316420.JPG View Quote Not a bad looking gal, I thought you were saying google the ‘before’ pictures

ZuoZongtang Member Joined May 2022 Posts 2604 EE 0% (0) NJ, USA	Posted: 9/8/2024 8:46:33 PM EDT [#44] I don't know how big her lips were but she shoud try riding a bicycle with a ballsack and get back to us.

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Posted: 9/9/2024 9:33:27 PM EDT

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It goes without saying, we have a lot of deviants here; Chubby Chasers, Foot Fetishists, Mate Swapping Swingers galore, Hedonistic sado-masochist Kink Kamp weirdoes and Fowl, eh 'em, enthusiasts.

But I never knew there was such a yearning for roast beef flaps?

Are you guys just hungry bois, so starved for attention, that anything sounds good, or do you actually find meat curtains titillating in some inexplicable, extra perverted way?

This is such a revelation, it deserves it’s own thread.

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Posted: 9/9/2024 10:14:08 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By akguy1985:

You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD.

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Originally Posted By Romano316:

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You know you'd hit it I edited the picture for GD.

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She looks like the exact person I imagine has plapps..

gettysburg30 Joined Dec 2006 Posts 4607 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 9/9/2024 10:15:14 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By JT_26: Great, now do Solo. View Quote Please..lol

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Posted: 9/9/2024 10:20:05 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Phillbilly:
What's the butthole look like?

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Wait till you hear about the piles high club fetish...

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Posted: 9/9/2024 10:23:48 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Low_Country:

Anybody whose primary identity, publicly, is their religion, is a fake attention seeker.

Mormon, Christian, Jew, whatever… just attention seekers.

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Sure, you could take that viewpoint, or hear me out... Someone claiming to be, and living as a follower of Christ first and foremost, may be what's needed more in this horribly broken world.

Edit: Just taking what you said on its own by the way.

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