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Everything posted above is factual. Maybe.
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"This deeply secularist, post-modern society knows who its enemy is. They’re naming it. And we should believe them. They’re telling us who they are. We should believe them."
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Originally Posted By RRA_223: Ask asked before - if she looks ten years older than 75, and is chronologically 10 years older than you (give or take), what was your motivation for getting Jiggy with Grandma? Boredom? Curiosity? You thought that was the best "least worst" option? Are you interested in a committed relationship with Grandma or just hot freaky sex? View Quote Good questions! At first I was taken aback when the profile pics popped up. But we've been chatting for over a month. I was very suspicious she wasn't even real, I'm an avid watcher of that catfishing channel. You have no clue (or maybe you do) at how much the same most women are, especially gay women. This one was interesting and we wanted to meet. Until she drove in the driveway I was expecting the worse. I was chatting with granny clampett and that's who I wanted to meet. When she looked like I was expecting, I figured the other stuff was true too. And my description probably sounds derogatory but it's really a term of endearment. It's worth mentioning that not only is she not a fatty, she's in better shape than the vast majority of the population. So much so that I think I need to do better. |
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Originally Posted By Kalahnikid: If OP is a troll shes playing the long con because she has talked about being a lesbian on here for 20+ years, and she posted pics of herself when she got her last knee replacement. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Kalahnikid: Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal: Annnnd, this is where I call "troll"...cuz no way older lesbians want sex as a priority. Most wanna just sit around, hold hands and talk about feeeeings all day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW9ldyS9qHE Shoot, even most straight women fall into that crap as they age. If OP is a troll shes playing the long con because she has talked about being a lesbian on here for 20+ years, and she posted pics of herself when she got her last knee replacement. Uh, you do realize that I'm joking.... But really, I have a sister who just turned 60 and while not a lesbian, I heard she gets her groove on with young boys ETA: i dare not discuss "dating" with her cuz I don't know the details or mechanics. |
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Nobody move, nobody get hurt...I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally... Me, myself and I - that's all I got in the end...Graduate from "Petty" University.
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How many cats do you own?
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Preferred pronoun: MARINE
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Originally Posted By Obo2:
Arfcom is not a glass bubble it's a tin foil covered meth house |
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam: Wait... old lesbians do sex stuff? I guess I just always assumed that if they were anything like old straight women they's just sit around and knit or what not. View Quote Clearly you haven't heard the stories about all the rampant fucking that occurs in retirement homes. |
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Everything posted above is factual. Maybe.
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What’s the sex toy play look like. Dildo, double Enders, strap on? Whatcha got in ya sock drawer.
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
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Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: I'm George Floyd right now View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By DrKlahn: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. I'm George Floyd right now Worst part is I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Glad she went upstairs before I got to that post. |
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"This deeply secularist, post-modern society knows who its enemy is. They’re naming it. And we should believe them. They’re telling us who they are. We should believe them."
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: henceforth i shall refer to all tongues as "the applicator". View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By L2Free: Because we like old pussy too! Now run along junior, before she squirts you with her applicator. You wouldn’t be wrong… I’m just trying to figure out how it’s full of coconut oil. |
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If you don't heal what hurt you, you will bleed on people who didn't cut you.
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Originally Posted By 9D1Alpha: Q ; do either of you have EPOE4 ? View Quote I hope not. Dementia scares the shit out of me. I follow a couple people on YouTube struggling with it, especially the frontotemporil version. This lady has a couple strokes, a brain aneurysm, and a couple stents in there. I was expecting there to be something a little off. Nothing is off. Has paid for house and cars, has little dog that's well taken care of. Has good hygiene. Doesn't smoke or drink. There may or may not be teeth. That's weird that I don't know but it hasn't been the issue you would think. |
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Best thread ever. Needs more pics.
I worked with a guy who wanted granny from Beverly Hillbillies. Shit, I'd hammer Blanche from Golden Girls. You know what, maybe even the "where's the beef" lady... Originally Posted By 1975: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/259519/IMG_6236_jpeg-3323066.JPG View Quote Don't ruin it for us. |
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
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We should have been working on a vaccine for Liberalism rather than a vaccine for COVID. gunham
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Originally Posted By Falcon09: Are you a gold star lesbian (never had sex with a man)? View Quote No, we have both been married. I had quite a few friends with benefits. To be honest, women that never had sex with a man are weird to me. People in their early 20's have a strong drive. Kids will literally fuck anything at one point in their life, especially if you add booze. |
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Have we already exhausted the 10 questions?
This doesn’t count as one! |
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Jeezus...what did I stumble into?
However....it's really none of my business and everybody deserves to be happy. Good luck, OP. |
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Originally Posted By RobertL: So .as a couple are you two lipstick lesbians, two lumberjack lesbians or one of each? View Quote Not lipstick lesbians. I don't know about the rest. The last time I posted one of these over sharing threads I was under the influence of drugs after knee surgery and even posted pics. I'm not influenced now so that won't be happening. |
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what the fuck
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This thread may be more epic than the "cookie in a shower thread" from way back.
I work with a 73-year-old lesbian. We get along fine, but we never discuss that stuff nor politics. She's a lefty for sure. The other employees told me about her...because everything is their business apparently. |
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: I hope not. Dementia scares the shit out of me. I follow a couple people on YouTube struggling with it, especially the frontotemporil version. This lady has a couple strokes, a brain aneurysm, and a couple stents in there. I was expecting there to be something a little off. Nothing is off. Has paid for house and cars, has little dog that's well taken care of. Has good hygiene. Doesn't smoke or drink. There may or may not be teeth. That's weird that I don't know but it hasn't been the issue you would think. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By 9D1Alpha: Q ; do either of you have EPOE4 ? I hope not. Dementia scares the shit out of me. I follow a couple people on YouTube struggling with it, especially the frontotemporil version. This lady has a couple strokes, a brain aneurysm, and a couple stents in there. I was expecting there to be something a little off. Nothing is off. Has paid for house and cars, has little dog that's well taken care of. Has good hygiene. Doesn't smoke or drink. There may or may not be teeth. That's weird that I don't know but it hasn't been the issue you would think. Glad you knew what I was talking about . Should be APOE4 . Diet and exercise mostly negates any issue . |
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: No, we have both been married. I had quite a few friends with benefits. To be honest, women that never had sex with a man are weird to me. People in their early 20's have a strong drive. Kids will literally fuck anything at one point in their life, especially if you add booze. View Quote So, you’re a switch hitter? Then it begs the question. Would you be into grandpa as much as you’re into his old lady or is this a permanent switch? |
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If you don't heal what hurt you, you will bleed on people who didn't cut you.
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Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REz_kNDTxIM I got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved View Quote It's cooler in the summer |
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Granny lezz porn
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
Originally Posted By jduncan1: This thread may be more epic than the "cookie in a shower thread" from way back. I work with a 73-year-old lesbian. We get along fine, but we never discuss that stuff nor politics. She's a lefty for sure. The other employees told me about her...because everything is their business apparently. View Quote Yes, it will be epic. I've already voted. Rock on, OP! |
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My first wife came out of the closet after being married for 7 years and bearing our child.
She then put me through divorce court Hell and alienated me from my child. She changed my child's last name without my permission and the Canadian courts wouldn't take my case. I spent tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees over the years, and in the end she was successful in using the LGBT(whatever) victimhood defense to sway the courts. The schools and doctors refused to allow me access to my daughter's records because she didn't share my last name. She got to keep 25% of my gross salary tax free, but refused to allow me to obtain a green card for my daughter so I could put her on my medical insurance plan, then sent her to me whenever she had dental or health issues. Finally, when one of my lawyers was making some headway, she completely cut me off from my daughter. My lawyer tried to get the local Police force to help me gain access but they refused to help. I loved being a father, but that was stripped away from me by someone so absorbed by her destructive lifestyle that she used her identity to take that away from me. The socialist government was happy to oblige her. This is why I don't support gay marriage, gay adoption, and the Marxist LGBT(whatever) movement. It's a lopsided institution that is designed to destroy traditional family values, not live alongside of them. Have sex with whoever you want, no one is a saint in this world, but don't force people to accept it, especially the children. Just live your life and let people live theirs. |
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Originally Posted By p3590: Then why is she still working in her mid-70s? Just an excuse to travel and find slightly less wrinkly ladies to hook up with? View Quote She retired at 70. We are both retired. I'm a moody loner and don't know many people in real life. I go weeks without talking to anyone (but the beagles) which probably isn't healthy. So it would probably be nice to travel. I have friends that live near Asheville, we could go to the Biltmore house. You don't really know anyone until you take a trip. Or try to get the boat out at a boat landing. |
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View Quote Wild and crazy pussy. Very apropos. |
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FWIW, the actress who played Granny Clampett, Irene Ryan, was only 51 or so when that series started.
The parts under her clothes likely didn't look the way we'd expect either. |
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"This deeply secularist, post-modern society knows who its enemy is. They’re naming it. And we should believe them. They’re telling us who they are. We should believe them."
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Hey do ladies up in those ages orgasm like younger ladies ? I do realize all women are different to As ive gotten older most my lady friends new or old have gotten older to some say due to menopause they are shut down and some are horny as fk. It's like you just have to go for it to find out
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Whatever I’m in , I don’t believe you mentioned it but did she return the favor of application ?
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free gresay !
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Originally Posted By Kokodude: My first wife came out of the closet after being married for 7 years and bearing our child. She then put me through divorce court Hell and alienated me from my child. She changed my child's last name without my permission and the Canadian courts wouldn't take my case. I spent tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees over the years, and in the end she was successful in using the LGBT(whatever) victimhood defense to sway the courts. The schools and doctors refused to allow me access to my daughter's records because she didn't share my last name. She got to keep 25% of my gross salary tax free, but refused to allow me to obtain a green card for my daughter so I could put her on my medical insurance plan, then sent her to me whenever she had dental or health issues. Finally, when one of my lawyers was making some headway, she completely cut me off from my daughter. My lawyer tried to get the local Police force to help me gain access but they refused to help. I loved being a father, but that was stripped away from me by someone so absorbed by her destructive lifestyle that she used her identity to take that away from me. The socialist government was happy to oblige her. This is why I don't support gay marriage, gay adoption, and the Marxist LGBT(whatever) movement. It's a lopsided institution that is designed to destroy traditional family values, not live alongside of them. Have sex with whoever you want, no one is a saint in this world, but don't force people to accept it, especially the children. Just live your life and let people live theirs. View Quote Wtf are you doing, trying to kill this thread? |
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If you don't heal what hurt you, you will bleed on people who didn't cut you.
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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Originally Posted By Kokodude: My first wife came out of the closet after being married for 7 years and bearing our child. She then put me through divorce court Hell and alienated me from my child. She changed my child's last name without my permission and the Canadian courts wouldn't take my case. I spent tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees over the years, and in the end she was successful in using the LGBT(whatever) victimhood defense to sway the courts. The schools and doctors refused to allow me access to my daughter's records because she didn't share my last name. She got to keep 25% of my gross salary tax free, but refused to allow me to obtain a green card for my daughter so I could put her on my medical insurance plan, then sent her to me whenever she had dental or health issues. Finally, when one of my lawyers was making some headway, she completely cut me off from my daughter. My lawyer tried to get the local Police force to help me gain access but they refused to help. I loved being a father, but that was stripped away from me by someone so absorbed by her destructive lifestyle that she used her identity to take that away from me. The socialist government was happy to oblige her. This is why I don't support gay marriage, gay adoption, and the Marxist LGBT(whatever) movement. It's a lopsided institution that is designed to destroy traditional family values, not live alongside of them. Have sex with whoever you want, no one is a saint in this world, but don't force people to accept it, especially the children. Just live your life and let people live theirs. View Quote |
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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Originally Posted By gitarmac: She retired at 70. We are both retired. I'm a moody loner and don't know many people in real life. I go weeks without talking to anyone (but the beagles) which probably isn't healthy. So it would probably be nice to travel. I have friends that live near Asheville, we could go to the Biltmore house. You don't really know anyone until you take a trip. Or try to get the boat out at a boat landing. View Quote |
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
Strength Determination Merciless Forever
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam: Worst part is I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Glad she went upstairs before I got to that post. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam: Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: Originally Posted By gitarmac: Originally Posted By DrKlahn: So did you clear the cob webs and huaktua that damn thing ? What does granny pussy taste like ? I wouldn't say "huatua" but I have saliva that I apply with my handy applicator I keep in my mouth. And I honestly was concerned that something might be gross at some point but I was going to go in like a Marine. But nothing was gross. I think there was a slight cedar chest scent but I think that was from the clothes that were removed. Also, I still don't know if she has teeth or not. That's probably the weirdest thing. I'm George Floyd right now Worst part is I have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Glad she went upstairs before I got to that post. I hear that My wife is convinced GD has given me some kind of brain tumor |
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You seem like a fun person, I'd let you buy me lunch.........................
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Liberals are a curious mix of communism and fascism, they want to destroy you but want to use your own money to do it.
I'm getting down to the last box, the others have all been destroyed... |
i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
Originally Posted By Szilagyi-hpg: What is her, and your outward appearance like? Like mega butch with a buzz cut dyed pink, or like my grandma with short hair? I'm trying to get a read on what conservative lesbos look like. View Quote She looks like Granny clampett somewhat, I have white hair because it turned white, but I use that old person shampoo so it's very slightly lavender, kind of a Mohawk. I can't think of a better description than Granny clampett. Older lady that spent a lot of time in the sun. Wears jeans and T-shirt. Not flabby. Tinier than I expected. |
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
Strength Determination Merciless Forever
PA, USA
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I won't lie, the cashier at the home depot is a complete gilf. She started chatting up my wife about her ink and it turns out she's fucking 20 years older than I thought she was.
These old lesbians might be hot Don't ruin it GD |
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My takeaway is being gay is only about deviant sex and attention whoring.
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