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Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:26:10 PM EST
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Lol
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:26:54 PM EST
[#2]
I own and manage Airbnbs. Ask me anything.

Do you know how these threads are supposed to work?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:27:17 PM EST
[#3]
He did say you could ask anything. He didn't say anything about answering.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:28:37 PM EST
[#4]
He said ama. Not q&a lol
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:31:06 PM EST
[#5]
safe thread
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:31:37 PM EST
[#6]
Do you like waffles?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:32:36 PM EST
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Yup. Posts an AMA thread up, then fucks off and disappears.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:32:56 PM EST
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Trolling . At least the guy with the mortar round made the news.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:43:24 PM EST
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And what’s the hottest sex you’ve seen on them?

And how many panties you recover?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:44:46 PM EST
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He said ask him anything.

People are asking him stuff.

What has been promised has been delivered.  
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:45:10 PM EST
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What a shitbird.  

Hey guys ask me anything!  {crickets}
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:45:52 PM EST
[#12]
This AMA sucks.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:46:56 PM EST
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I can't be the only one who would never use airbnb.
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Why not?

Much better than a hotel if you are staying for more than a day or two.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:48:07 PM EST
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To check the shower cams in the bathrooms?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:50:44 PM EST
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Let's say AirBnB charges a $400 cleaning fee, I leave the place nicer than I arrived and ran the dishwasher and also throw all used sheets and towels in the washer and and ran it. Why the hell am I paying $400 for cleaners, yet left a list of things to clean?

Are AirBnB hosts making money on cleaning fees, or just getting hosed by their managing company or cleaners who put "fake honey do" lists before you leave.


I preferred AirBnB's before the cleaning fees, instructions, and rules became ridiculous.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:51:13 PM EST
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Why not?

Much better than a hotel if you are staying for more than a day or two.
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Would have saved me a ton of per diem if I could have gotten their shitty app to work.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:54:34 PM EST
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Is it worth it? I'm trying to decide if that's the route I want to go.
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So, I own 4 and manage 4 others. Most are in the Black Hills but one is in Hochatown(Broken Bow) OK. Ask me anything about the rental process and whatever else you want to know.  They are a good deal if you're staying multiple days with multiple couples. Not so great if you're looking for single night stays.


Is it worth it? I'm trying to decide if that's the route I want to go.


Believe me. Avoid like the plague. Find an extended stay hotel. I have rented hotel rooms with a full apartment kitchen with bedroom and living room for a fraction of what AirBnB charges these days.

AirBnB made their name, and then tripled the fees.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:56:50 PM EST
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Would have saved me a ton of per diem if I could have gotten their shitty app to work.
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Why not?

Much better than a hotel if you are staying for more than a day or two.



Would have saved me a ton of per diem if I could have gotten their shitty app to work.


When you get the app to work that nightly rate nearly triples after fees.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 9:58:59 PM EST
[#19]
Well that was a large steaming pile of fresh pig shit.
Question for OP - did you die?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:00:38 PM EST
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On your Airbnb profile, what is your typical response time for inquiries?  I would like to compare it to the attentiveness you have shown this thread.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:00:39 PM EST
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When you get the app to work that nightly rate nearly triples after fees.
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They're going to charge me more than the agreed upon rate after hitting the reserve button?

I find that hard (but not impossible) to believe.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:02:16 PM EST
[#22]
AMA and disappear??
Alrighty then…
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:04:28 PM EST
[#23]
When did you buy the properties ? What is the roi?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:07:52 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:09:48 PM EST
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He said ask him anything.

People are asking him stuff.

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Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:12:45 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:36:41 PM EST
[#27]
Makes ya wonder if Op takes care of his properties as good as he takes care of his tread.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:39:40 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:40:42 PM EST
[#29]
Do you supply laser pointers?
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:45:44 PM EST
[#30]
Is it true that sometimes during raunchy sex, the Airbnb renters will sometimes use the TV remote controls as dildos inserting them into vajayjay's and buttholes?   Because I heard that it's not uncommon to come upon a smelly remote every so often.
Link Posted: 9/15/2024 10:48:06 PM EST
[#31]
What brand of UV light do you use to inspect your properties?
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 1:08:33 AM EST
[#32]
OP clearly works for Airbnb support
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 1:09:55 AM EST
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Let's say AirBnB charges a $400 cleaning fee, I leave the place nicer than I arrived and ran the dishwasher and also throw all used sheets and towels in the washer and and ran it. Why the hell am I paying $400 for cleaners, yet left a list of things to clean?

Are AirBnB hosts making money on cleaning fees, or just getting hosed by their managing company or cleaners who put "fake honey do" lists before you leave.


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Would like to know where you are having to pay a $400 cleaning fee.  What type, size, and location is the place?

We only ask the guests to run the dishwasher and pull the sheets off the beds.  And of course to put their trash in the trash can that’s in the kitchen.  Our cleaning fee is $275.  This is for a four bedroom 3.5 bathroom house that is 2900sqft.  I can guarantee my house is cleaner than any hotel when the crew is done.
We offer soap, shampoo, conditioner, body wash in each shower.  There is drip pot coffee, k-cups, creamers, and teas at the coffee bar.  Ten water bottles are chilled in the fridge for every guest arrival.  Even have a ping pong table in the garage.

Now, would I prefer the cleaning fee be rolled into the nightly rental, sure, but owners are responsible for the cleaning and none of the services will provide that.  I asked our service to roll it in and they seem stick in their ways about that.  Maybe because they want to wash their hands of that side of it.
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 1:22:52 AM EST
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Do you do the clean up yourself or hire that out?
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Judging by the mouse turds along the baseboards of the last air bnb we rented, and the food left in the fridge the answers are no, and no.  This was a big place in a nice neighborhood with a spectacular view, with a $300/night price tag.
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 1:24:56 AM EST
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Emergency!!  Someone Crapped in one of the Sinks and it Flooded the 2nd and First floor.
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 1:36:31 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/16/2024 1:38:55 AM EST
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Judging by the mouse turds along the baseboards of the last air bnb we rented, and the food left in the fridge the answers are no, and no.  This was a big place in a nice neighborhood with a spectacular view, with a $300/night price tag.
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Do you do the clean up yourself or hire that out?

Judging by the mouse turds along the baseboards of the last air bnb we rented, and the food left in the fridge the answers are no, and no.  This was a big place in a nice neighborhood with a spectacular view, with a $300/night price tag.


That is shameful.
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 1:49:08 AM EST
[#38]
OP kidnapped by one of his airbnb tenants.
RIP
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 1:50:57 AM EST
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Is the same as my most recent Airbnb experiences.
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 1:58:39 AM EST
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Do you enjoy ruining neighborhoods?
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 2:07:47 AM EST
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OP started this thread after her third appletini. She's passed out now.
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 2:52:10 AM EST
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Context for your opinion might not mesh with my situation, but nobody stepped up to spend the $100K to restore my Airbnb house in the town.  It would have been bulldozed otherwise.  House was built in 1877 and we have taken care for others to enjoy it.
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 3:49:48 AM EST
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Does being a douchebag come naturally to you or did it creep up on you slowly?

Charging a "cleaning fee" and making guests clean anyway... It's your rental, you clean it. I don't see hotels asking guests to strip the sheets and pick up the trash, nor do I see "cleaning fees" added to the bill.
And you can't be a very good Christian if you are a slumlord AirB&B owner. You think your neighbors like having a constant stream of unknown and often shady people showing up and partying and God knows what else next to them?

Freaking AirB&B owners are worse than lawyers and democrats.
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 4:25:34 AM EST
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AirBNB is ruined. Because of that, are you seeing a reduction in booking?
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 4:40:50 AM EST
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To be fair, OP never said he would answer the questions.  

Management style sucks.
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 4:52:17 AM EST
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Ops management of this thread sucks.


Link Posted: 9/16/2024 5:09:39 AM EST
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Let's say AirBnB charges a $400 cleaning fee, I leave the place nicer than I arrived and ran the dishwasher and also throw all used sheets and towels in the washer and and ran it. Why the hell am I paying $400 for cleaners, yet left a list of things to clean?

Are AirBnB hosts making money on cleaning fees, or just getting hosed by their managing company or cleaners who put "fake honey do" lists before you leave.


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I don't see crazy cleaning fees here in SW WI. In fact, some listings don't list a cleaning fee. Any fees appear to be posted with the listings. So, why rent a place with a high cleaning fee?

I've never completed their booking process. Is the "total price" shown on the web site not really the "total price"?

IIRC, there's also some BS about the "host" having to "like" the potential renter. WTF?
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 5:17:01 AM EST
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You want to own a hotel? Buy a fucking hotel.

I don’t need a new batch of shitheads across the street every weekend.

Link Posted: 9/16/2024 5:45:27 AM EST
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Your questions are important to OP. Please stay on the line.
Link Posted: 9/16/2024 5:54:57 AM EST
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Since OP cut and run...

We own 1x Airbnb in SW PA.  The home is historic and was a mess when we got it, needed full rehab.  We are in it for about $120k total.

The business is highly seasonal.  Peak is memorial Day through just after Columbus day.  Oct is actually highest due to leaf peepers and regional festivals.

It is a 2 bed/1 bath.  We charge a $100 cleaning fee and ask guests to wash dishes, take out trash, turn down the heat, and lock the door.  Our cleaners charge $35/hour and a typical turn is $140 but it can be more.

We manage it from a few hours away.  Our cleaner is great.  We have a semi reliable handyman/lawn guy/snow plow guy which is currently our weakest link but it's worked out thus far.  I do a fair amount of the work on it myself.

Occupancy?  We are happy to get 2-3 solid bookings per month.  2 night minimum, no instant book and we set the price so as to clear at least a few hundred bucks on a weekend booking.  Our goal is not to get rich but to offset the costs of the place, which it does.  If we want to go up we "soft block" the dates with a sizeable price increase, and if it's booked then we go somewhere else.

We find MTR more lucrative and less hassle.  If you can get a decent tenant in there for over 30 days with a normal lease and security deposit that's ideal.  We do full tenant screening for any 30+ day stay with written criteria for credit scores, criminal records etc.

For guest screening on Airbnb we look at previous reviews they have gotten, we also look at the reviews the guest has left.  If the guest has ever left less than five star reviews. -- especially if unjustified ("nice place!  4 stars") we will usually not rent.  We also usually ask briefly why they are visiting and if the answer is weird we don't rent.

The tax write-offs are substantial but require some bookkeeping.

We currently have no broadband Internet up there, and no A/C.  One MTR used a starlink which worked great, just too much $$$ for our market at the moment.  It's cool in the mountains and a portable a/c has been more than enough.
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