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Posted: 4/13/2020 3:07:42 AM EDT
Hello Newman.......
Seinfeld--Newman interrogates Jerry--Mail fraud |
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Seinfeld: The Contest (Clip) | TBS |
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I have never found this show funny [mg]/images/smilies/smiley_nosmile.gif[/img]
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First, the Airing of Grievances and then the Feats of Strengths!
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You're giving me the it's not you, it's me routine? I invented it's not you, it's me. If it's anybody, it's me.
Alright, it's you. You're damn right it's me. |
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“When he was 38 years old, Seinfeld had a four-year romantic relationship with high school student Shoshanna Lonstein, who was 17 years old when they began dating.”
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Seinfeld - Kramer and Newman - You're a mailman I know! The Puerto Rican Day Seinfeld - The Library Cop |
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"I'm out there and I'm loving every minute of it."
"You're Batman,". "That's right, I am Batman." |
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JERRY I've had this condition since I was eleven! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it. Doctors have told me that when I feel it, the best thing to do is just release it. Otherwise, I could die.
SECURITY GUARD Well you're still not allowed. JERRY Do you hear what I'm saying to you?! I'm telling you that if I don't go, I could die. Die. Is it worth dying for? SECURITY GUARD That's up to you. JERRY So you don't care if I die. SECURITY GUARD What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility. JERRY It was life and death. SECURITY GUARD Uh huh. JERRY Oh I'm lying. Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law. SECURITY GUARD I don't know. JERRY Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. JERRY (C0NT'D) Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck. SECURITY GUARD You can tell the police all about it. |
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Meh, I liked it when it was having it's run. Have not watched it in a long tome though.
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Quoted: JERRY I've had this condition since I was eleven! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it. Doctors have told me that when I feel it, the best thing to do is just release it. Otherwise, I could die. SECURITY GUARD Well you're still not allowed. JERRY Do you hear what I'm saying to you?! I'm telling you that if I don't go, I could die. Die. Is it worth dying for? SECURITY GUARD That's up to you. JERRY So you don't care if I die. SECURITY GUARD What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility. JERRY It was life and death. SECURITY GUARD Uh huh. JERRY Oh I'm lying. Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law. SECURITY GUARD I don't know. JERRY Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. JERRY (C0NT'D) Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck. SECURITY GUARD You can tell the police all about it. View Quote |
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