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Greta if I had to choose one.
"But I poop from there" "Not right now you don't" "HOW DARE YOU!" |
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Greta has that girl next door look going on which is kinda hot.
Plus she's eighteen now. and would probably like my vegan burgers, Attached File |
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After throwing up a couple of times, if I was forced to do one or the other I’d have to take the retarded one over the hairy one. Greta can come on over.
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Evidently CBS has hired them both for a SJW buddy sit-com called "Ugleeta & The 'Tard".
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I'd fuck the FAS out of Greta so hard she would be begging me to roll coal from my truck and then stick it in her ass while she screamed drill baby drill
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Emma is almost certainly a spoiled rotten bitch
I actually feel bad for Greta, she's a mentally challenged kid who's been horrifically harmed mentally by her parents and their associates to the point I don't think she's really responsible for the things she's said. I'd accept a chance to sit down with her and try to talk her through some stuff. I have zero desire for physical relations with either of them. |
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Quoted: I'd fuck the FAS out of Greta so hard she would be begging me to roll coal from my truck and then stick it in her ass while she screamed drill baby drill View Quote Attached File |
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Top option, but I'd drag her home, shave off all her hair below her neck, get some 4"x6" bandages (drip some red food coloring in them first) to cover up the tattoos, squeeze a whole bottle of ketchup all over her, dress up like a zombie, and fuck her in the ass like the dead-inside person I am.
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I said Greta. I am wondering about that comment she made: "now I'm 18 I'm free of my handlers"
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Quoted: They both want to go out on this Saturday night to a club / bar for drinks. Pick only 1 as your date. https://i.imgur.com/BGPHsfh.png https://i.imgur.com/3h9buct.jpg Poll coming up in a minute. Choose as many as you wish, and VOTE! View Quote I'm picking up Greta in a clapped out 7.3 Powerstroke Ford with dualie bias ply snow tires on the back and making her watch me feed that power stroke all the ketchup till I smoke those tires into oblivion. After the tires are burning and Greta is crying, I'm taking a back pack sprayer of old oil mixed with diesel fuel and spraying flowers with it till she shuts down completely. |
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Quoted: They both want to go out on this Saturday night to a club / bar for drinks. Pick only 1 as your date. https://i.imgur.com/BGPHsfh.png https://i.imgur.com/3h9buct.jpg Poll coming up in a minute. Choose as many as you wish, and VOTE! View Quote At least the chic in the second pic looks like a chic. The first one looks like a tranny dude. |
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By hang out do you mean they must be given back?
Anyone in the EE selling a shove, bleach and 100 acres of unmarked land? Asking for a friend. |
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The first one could use some Nair for those pits, but I've done worse sober.
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I choose Greta, as she's clearly used to having her mind warped to suit the needs of others. She's more likely to fetch me beers on command.
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View Quote Man, best thread save ever! |
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