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Posted: 7/9/2019 1:22:54 PM EDT
http://discussglobal.com/people-interested-storming-area-51-september/
A Facebook event titled “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us” has the interest of over 200,000 people on Facebook The event is scheduled for September 20 at 3:00 am The main strategy is for everyone to “Naruto run” towards the base at the same time The event is scheduled for September 20, 2019, at 3:00 am. The about section reads, “We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.” As the event continues to spread across the Web, the chances continue to grow that UFO enthusiasts will show up at Area 51 on the event day. Whether or not anybody will actually storm Area 51 will be another story, as chances are security will be increased around the area the day of the event. The event page suggests using the “Naruto run” as a main strategy. What could go wrong? FYI- Naruto Run refers to the unique running style of the protagonist Naruto Uzumaki in the Japanese anime series Naruto, where he is often depicted sprinting with his arms stretched behind him. |
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IN!
(the thread, not the run, I don't like to run, and I don't like to try to reenact WWI with real bullets.) |
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hahahahahahahah, damn I hope there's a live feed of this.
The 43 participants will have some interesting times ahead of them. Especially that lady that refuses to go anywhere without her cat, and that one guy with the macaw. |
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Do the dummies not know this is what crew served belt feds are made for?
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LOL. That's plenty of lead time to relocate any cool shit that might be there.
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I love how these idiots don't get how those kind of operations work. Even the people who are working there don't have a clue what they are working on. Everything is so compartmentalized that you could probably damn near go to every lab/environment in the place and still not have a clue what they are up to.
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Someone needs to post that scene from "Independence Day" where all the motorhomes and post-apocalyptic vehicles are rushing area 51. Then follow up that scene with the "Highway of Death" pics from Desert Storm. I'd predict a similar outcome.
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14 miles from the highway to the "don't go past here signs".
15 miles past there is the facility. I would let them past the gate, and just not let them back out. That whole area is just about as desolate as Death Valley. |
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Please let this be real.
I would watch the shit out of that live stream for hours, feet up with a fridge full of beer. |
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The mental image of a bunch of retards naruto running straight into a beltfed is pretty hilarious
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How far is it from the "visitor center" to the base? Doubt it's something you'll see anybody cover by foot, let alone sprint.
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It's going to look like a Chinese human wave attack from the Korean War when they get mowed down.
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Yes... you to can run like an anime character and out run the boolits!!!
Throwing your arms behind your back makes you quicker than the wind! Now, if you stuff your thumb up your ass at the same time, you can spew the fermented innards of your guts! This will really show those little bitches at area 51 that you are serious!!! Aliens and all the wonderful sex robots your chafed dick and hairy palms can handle!!! Nah not really, your mutilated Swiss cheese like carcasses will be used to build a perimeter wall as a warning to the rest. |
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That's a LONG run across heavily defended and monitored terrain just to get sick from all the hazardous waste buried out there.
And then not see anything worthwhile |
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14 miles from the highway to the "don't go past here signs". 15 miles past there is the facility. I would let them past the gate, and just not let them back out. That whole area is just about as desolate as Death Valley. View Quote The help will be them getting arms and legs zip tied and heaved into the back of a uncovered five ton for a bumpy ride to a “debriefing” site. After a couple of days they will be released without any devices, a mind numbing headache and a case of the shits. |
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What the fuck for??????
The place is full of airplane parts and a Superfund waste site. Who gives a shit whats there? All the Super SecretSquirrel goodies got moved long ago. |
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I think a well placed road block or three, 40 miles out, will put an end to that.
"No vehicles past this point, have a nice walk..." |
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Let them run, nothing to see on the surface anymore. You have to descend ten stories just to get to alien credentialing. Then another five down to artifact warehousing. Can’t be done without proper biometrics, access passes and matching key codes. Takes like 25 minutes for a proper descent and entry.
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What the fuck for?????? The place is full of airplane parts and a Superfund waste site. Who gives a shit whats there? All the Super SecretSquirrel goodies got moved long ago. View Quote |
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Sounds like a great idea!!!! Can area 51 stream their cameras to the public. This would be awesome entertainment!
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I’m going to start a FB event, “Watch a bunch of morons breech Area 51’s security fence and get cut down by machine gun fire as they run towards death.”
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I wonder if that’s what they thought in WWI before they went over over the top, right before crew served’s started chattering.
People don’t think belt feds be like it is, but it do |
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They may want to bring a compass, water...lots of water, and a map...it’s a large facility.
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They would mow down the front ranks and everyone else would run
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