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Posted: 4/29/2024 1:29:24 AM EDT
IF CHINA INVADES TAIWAN... #comedyandrewschulz #comedy
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 1:47:27 AM EDT
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We'll hire a comedian to run the country while we send billions in aid.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 2:33:56 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FrozInAK:
We'll hire a comedian to run the country while we send billions in aid.
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Ha! At least he did that without a teleprompter!

And it was probably his own original idea.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:12:16 AM EDT
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I get in trouble when I say that.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:37:38 AM EDT
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What do you mean...IF....... they will and I think it will be before the elections
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:44:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MIR:
What do you mean...IF....... they will and I think it will be before the elections
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Well 2 weeks ago aerial photos since 2015 or have specific site detail where scrubbed from Guam on Google Earth.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:47:51 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MIR:
What do you mean...IF....... they will and I think it will be before the elections
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If they believe PDJT will be elected they may very well do just that.  

Potato head is an appeaser and will concede anything’s ng they want.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:51:31 AM EDT
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If they believe PDJT will be elected they may very well do just that.  

Potato head is an appeaser and will concede anything’s ng they want.
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Originally Posted By 86Tiger:
Originally Posted By MIR:
What do you mean...IF....... they will and I think it will be before the elections



If they believe PDJT will be elected they may very well do just that.  

Potato head is an appeaser and will concede anything’s ng they want.


Yep. Xi is in his 70s, why gamble his borrowed time with the possibility we also get our shit together?
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:55:39 AM EDT
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And sanctions will be placed on China and 6 months later when sanctions aren't working we will announce were increasing sanctions and 6 months later we again increase sanctions, then finally everyone will be comfortable with it and get over it and no one will care anymore and sanctions will quietly go away and then we will send billions in cash on a wooden pallet late one night to Bejing airport with a note saying were sorry about the sanctions.

Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:05:32 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FrozInAK:
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what is that? some kinda sick joke?
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:07:17 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ronin76:

Ha! At least he did that without a teleprompter!

And it was probably his own original idea.
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Now do the USA and communists
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:11:49 AM EDT
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Well 2 weeks ago aerial photos since 2015 or have specific site detail where scrubbed from Guam on Google Earth.
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?

I can still pull up Guam and see everything,  including Anderson AFB
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:12:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 86Tiger:



If they believe PDJT will be elected they may very well do just that.  

Potato head is an appeaser and will concede anything’s ng they want.
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While the fake Russia Russia Russia narrative was being run by the deomcrats.
The real China China China burrowing deep into America is still running full blast.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:17:44 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FrozInAK:
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Wrong!  It’ll be a wrassler, a la Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 10:09:38 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Wolfy42:

?

I can still pull up Guam and see everything,  including Anderson AFB
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Not since 2015......a lot has and is happening since then.

ETA photos less than a year old use to be available
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 10:11:23 AM EDT
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They will plan their invasion for after the erection and before the inauguration.  If FJB wins, they know they're golden.  If PDJT wins, that will be a period of chaos where no one will be in control.  Yes, FJB will technically be in control, but the world will know that his decisions will burden PDJT and the country for years to come.  If the outcome of the erection is in doubt, so much the better.  We won't know whether PDJT has any say in the direction of the country or not.

That would be brilliant.
Link Posted: 5/22/2024 2:40:42 PM EDT
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The USA doesn't recognize Taiwan as an independent country. Maybe we should start with that.
Link Posted: 5/22/2024 2:47:27 PM EDT
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If America isn't going to go full worldwide colonialism, which we should have done after WW2 when we were the only ones with the bomb, then why should we care about Taiwan and China's growing influence?

Other than the chip fab, I could give 2 shits about whether Taiwan is part of China or not. Leave me and my wallet out of it. If you think I'm going to let my sons be drafted to fight this bullshit war, you're sadly mistaken.
Link Posted: 5/22/2024 2:48:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bayouhazard:
The USA doesn't recognize Taiwan as an independent country. Maybe we should start with that.
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How is it any of our business if Taiwan is, or isn't an independent country?
Link Posted: 5/22/2024 3:01:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SpikedPunch:
How is it any of our business if Taiwan is, or isn't an independent country?
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If they're not, then "China invades Taiwan" is like "America invades Florida" as far as headlines go.
Link Posted: 5/22/2024 3:03:28 PM EDT
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How is it any of our business if Taiwan is, or isn't an independent country?
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Originally Posted By SpikedPunch:
Originally Posted By bayouhazard:
The USA doesn't recognize Taiwan as an independent country. Maybe we should start with that.


How is it any of our business if Taiwan is, or isn't an independent country?


Do you like state of the art semiconductors?

Because that’s where the world gets their state of the art semiconductor’s.
Link Posted: 5/22/2024 3:06:46 PM EDT
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This fall, favorable weather pattern, between typhoon seasons. Midsummer, lots of "exercises" will begin  to get forces in position. You'll know its kicked off when your lights,cell phone and internet don't work.
Link Posted: 5/22/2024 3:14:18 PM EDT
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Why risk Taiwan burning it all down rather than allowing the mainland to have it. Just play the long game and quietly take them over from the inside until one day we wake up to Taiwan asking to be reunified.

Also why risk direct conflict with the United States.  They need a market for their rubber dog shit.  I believe a shooting war would be detrimental to both countries.  Trade would come to a halt overnight.

I believe they will wait a generation or two and own Taiwan without a shot fired.
Link Posted: 5/22/2024 3:15:58 PM EDT
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Does Taiwan have a rifle behind every blade of grass yet? They have 23,500,000 people. That’s a lot of rifles they should have all ready.
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