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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:44:41 PM EDT
Well they've figured out why
Looks like a real winner Nice thing about a rural area is most times the sheriffs office isn't real busy Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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If you asked me to picture a woman who would steal flowers from a grave, and the car she drove, that’s exactly what I would envision.
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I knew a MK2 that would get flowers from a cemetery when we got back to home port. He was a bit of a shit bag.
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That’s about accurate. It would’ve been a PT cruiser if not an hhr
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Buddy of mine told me when he was young and broke, he always stopped by the cemetery for fresh flowers for his dates.
Figured the dead didn’t mind…. |
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They should have dressed up several officers to look like dead rotted corpses and have them tap on her windows late at night and say "Weeee waaaant ourrr floweeerrrsss baaaaackkk....." and make her shit herself shrieking in horror, and then arrest her.
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My most visceral hatred is reserved for the shitbags who steal bronze flower vases from cemeteries, but fuck this bitch, too.
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That's just about as low as a person can get, without involving children or animals.
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For the past few years every time I visit my parents grave I find fairly fresh flowers on it.
It took me a while to figure out who was doing it. It was a family member of a family our family was close to. |
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They caught some lady doing that around here years ago, they searched her house and it was packed with hundreds of Knick knacks taken from graves and every cemetery within 40 miles, statues, planters, candles, angles, flower pots, etc. her house was filled, flower beds etc. she used cemeteries as a free hobby lobby.
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If you have a funeral have someone stay after the internment to guard the flowers
Some low life flower stores have been known to go pick them up afterwards and resell them again |
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Quoted: There's a mortar and pestle on my wifes headstone, and a couple times when I went somewhere that she had liked to go I bought keychains and then dropped them in there. Then I went back, and someone had stolen them. I go back and trim around it sometimes, but I don't leave anything there anymore. https://i.postimg.cc/sfQB2GkP/Linda_s_Headstone_10-02-08_005.jpg View Quote She was 44? Wow man. I’m so sorry. |
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We always were in the understanding that you don't steal from graves. If you do, Bad juju will come to you.
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Quoted: Quoted: There's a mortar and pestle on my wifes headstone, and a couple times when I went somewhere that she had liked to go I bought keychains and then dropped them in there. Then I went back, and someone had stolen them. I go back and trim around it sometimes, but I don't leave anything there anymore. Yes, and our son was 12. Thanks. |
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Quoted: They should have dressed up several officers to look like dead rotted corpses and have them tap on her windows late at night and say "Weeee waaaant ourrr floweeerrrsss baaaaackkk....." and make her shit herself shrieking in horror, and then arrest her. View Quote Uncle Rico - Right On |
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The chonkers on that grave robber....omg...they hang to her belly button.....
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I wonder what she was stealing them for. The foam and saddles are expensive at Hobby Lobby. We check the trash bins when we go visit Dad's grave. Usually there are some flowers in the bins and Mom recycles the foam and saddles into arrangements for Dad's and the Grandparents and Aunts headstones.
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The whole look, from the dangling titties to the dangling cigarette are perfect. Someone should make her their avatar.
ETA: And the headband and the lycra stretch pants. And the way she's looking back towards the camera like a bigfoot caught walking across a clearing. She is a fascinating creature. |
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More than once at gun shows here in the south I have seen the bronze csa veteran plaques from graves for sale. They are always stolen from graves and sold by some civil war collector.
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I dont ever give a fuck what makes people turn to crime but its really hard to not wonder how fucked up that heffalumps life is.
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They have a name for shit-stains like that. Grave robbers are called "Ghouls"
we had a surveillance out in the middle of nowhere, by an old salvage yard over by Summit, OK a few years back One of the residents worked at a local cemetery (ironic, because he's a resident at the same cemetery now) they always had fresh flower arrangements covering their porch (the purloined floral arrangements had nothing to do with our observations at the residence...it just showed what kind of ghouls we were dealing with at the moment) |
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Quoted: The whole look, from the dangling titties to the dangling cigarette are perfect. Someone should make her their avatar. ETA: And the headband and the lycra stretch pants. And the way she's looking back towards the camera like a bigfoot caught walking across a clearing. She is a fascinating creature. View Quote I thought of bigfoot too when I saw the picture. |
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I thought for sure that this was going to be someone discovering that the cemetery's groundskeepers occasionally clean up all of the stuff people leave, so the place doesn't end up looking like a garbage dump full of decaying flowers and assorted plastic trinkets.
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Quoted: There's a mortar and pestle on my wifes headstone, and a couple times when I went somewhere that she had liked to go I bought keychains and then dropped them in there. Then I went back, and someone had stolen them. I go back and trim around it sometimes, but I don't leave anything there anymore. https://i.postimg.cc/sfQB2GkP/Linda_s_Headstone_10-02-08_005.jpg View Quote Damn, brother. Taken waaay too soon. She was beautiful too. Sorry for your loss. |
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