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Posted: 8/23/2010 8:44:14 PM EDT
(this seems like movie thread night) ..a FICTIONAL movie character, which would you choose?

I'll take Nathaniel Poe (Natty Bumppo) from The Last Of The Mohicans. I am intrigued by the period. A man could be truely free.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:45:36 PM EDT
[#1]
if we could also use video game characters

Darth Revan
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:46:18 PM EDT
[#2]
Chance in Homeward Bound
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:46:56 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Chance in Homeward Bound


Watch out for porcupines.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:47:08 PM EDT
[#4]
Yuri Orlov or James Bond
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:47:20 PM EDT
[#5]
Roger Rabbit
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:47:47 PM EDT
[#6]
Walter Sobchak
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:47:57 PM EDT
[#7]
Indiana Jones.
Hawkeye from LOTM would be great too.

Jim
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:48:45 PM EDT
[#8]
Dirk Diggler
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:49:07 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Yuri Orlov or James Bond


James Bond!. Excellent choice.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:49:47 PM EDT
[#10]
han solo
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:50:59 PM EDT
[#11]
jesus in that one movie
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:51:05 PM EDT
[#12]
The Dark Knight Batman. Not the gay ass Joel Shumacker Batman
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:51:05 PM EDT
[#13]
Chancey the Gardner from "Being There".
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:52:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
jesus in that one movie


The one where they beat the shit out him for two hours and then crucified him? Interesting choice.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:53:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Thorton Mellon, from Back to School
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:54:20 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
han solo


Boba Fett.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:56:18 PM EDT
[#17]
Han Solo, or maybe bob swagger from shooter.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:58:15 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
jesus in that one movie


The one where they beat the shit out him for two hours and then crucified him? Interesting choice.


you realize he gets up at the end
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:58:21 PM EDT
[#19]
Indiana Jones was the first to come to mind. Then James Bond.

Although I can probably best relate to Taylor in Planet of the Apes.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:59:21 PM EDT
[#20]
James T Kirk
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 8:59:29 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
han solo


Boba Fett.


sarlacc ruins his shit, not counting EU
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:00:47 PM EDT
[#22]
Bond, James Bond.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:01:08 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
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han solo


Boba Fett.


sarlacc ruins his shit, not counting EU


Well, even if I can't get an EU exception in this fantasy exercise, I'm still going with him. He had a good run.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:02:06 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:02:06 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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han solo


Boba Fett.


sarlacc ruins his shit, not counting EU


Well, even if I can't get an EU exception in this fantasy exercise, I'm still going with him. He had a good run.


I'll agree with that
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:02:18 PM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:



Quoted:

jesus in that one movie




The one where they beat the shit out him for two hours and then crucified him? Interesting choice.


He is probably hoping for this ending

http://videosift.com/video/Kevin-Smith-on-the-Passion-of-The-Christ

Starts about 8 minutes in.



 
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:03:23 PM EDT
[#27]
It's already been said a couple of times but Indiana Jones was the first thing that popped in my head.  Didn't even think about it.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:05:45 PM EDT
[#28]
T-1000



An almost indestructable robot that can shapeshift.  
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:06:40 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
jesus in that one movie


The one where they beat the shit out him for two hours and then crucified him? Interesting choice.

He is probably hoping for this ending
http://videosift.com/video/Kevin-Smith-on-the-Passion-of-The-Christ
Starts about 8 minutes in.
 


video is shit for me

cliff notes
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:07:21 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
T-1000

An almost indestructable robot that can shapeshift.  


Key word.

Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:07:37 PM EDT
[#31]
Skywalker

or

Wolverine (Xmen)
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:08:16 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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han solo


Boba Fett.


sarlacc ruins his shit, not counting EU


Well, even if I can't get an EU exception in this fantasy exercise, I'm still going with him. He had a good run.


yeah but Han goes on to schlong the princess. Boba just goes on.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:10:58 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:



Quoted:

T-1000



An almost indestructable robot that can shapeshift.  




Key word.





True, but I would have said fuck it and let that little shit John Connor do his thing while I banged chicks and robbed banks.



 
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:12:16 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
T-1000

An almost indestructable robot that can shapeshift.  


It's definitely an interesting character, but I don't see much quality of life in it.

Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:12:45 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:

jesus in that one movie




The one where they beat the shit out him for two hours and then crucified him? Interesting choice.


He is probably hoping for this ending

http://videosift.com/video/Kevin-Smith-on-the-Passion-of-The-Christ

Starts about 8 minutes in.

 




video is shit for me



cliff notes


He said since all movies about Jesus end the same he would start the movie with Jesus being crusified and just as he is about to die 2 ninja's with uzi's swing in "wasting Centurean ass" then they save jesus only to reveal they are Jay and Silent bob then just go from there.



Flame suit on.



 
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:13:34 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
jesus in that one movie


The one where they beat the shit out him for two hours and then crucified him? Interesting choice.

He is probably hoping for this ending
http://videosift.com/video/Kevin-Smith-on-the-Passion-of-The-Christ
Starts about 8 minutes in.
 


video is shit for me

cliff notes

He said since all movies about Jesus end the same he would start the movie with Jesus being crusified and just as he is about to die 2 ninja's with uzi's swing in "wasting Centurean ass" then they save jesus only to reveal they are Jay and Silent bob then just go from there.

Flame suit on.
 


that would suck

finally watched, it would suck
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:14:44 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:

jesus in that one movie




The one where they beat the shit out him for two hours and then crucified him? Interesting choice.


He is probably hoping for this ending

http://videosift.com/video/Kevin-Smith-on-the-Passion-of-The-Christ

Starts about 8 minutes in.

 




video is shit for me



cliff notes


He said since all movies about Jesus end the same he would start the movie with Jesus being crusified and just as he is about to die 2 ninja's with uzi's swing in "wasting Centurean ass" then they save jesus only to reveal they are Jay and Silent bob then just go from there.



Flame suit on.

 




that would suck


It's funnier when a fat man in an overcoat says it.



 
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:16:38 PM EDT
[#38]
Tony Stark aka Iron Man

He's wealthy
He gets more pussy than a toilet seat in the womens room at Grand Central Station.
He's got super cool toys
The suit
His attendants on his personal jet are strippers
The suit
He gets to blow shit up
Did I mention the suit?

Or Wolverine.  Long life, though full of fucked up shit.

Can never be disarmed.  

Fucking shoot him... like it'll stop him.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:18:29 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Tony Stark aka Iron Man

He's wealthy
He gets more pussy than a toilet seat in the womens room at Grand Central Station.
He's got super cool toys
The suit
His attendants on his personal jet are strippers
The suit
He gets to blow shit up
Did I mention the suit?

Or Wolverine.  Long life, though full of fucked up shit.

Can never be disarmed.  

Fucking shoot him... like it'll stop him.


fail, it is grand central terminal
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:19:25 PM EDT
[#40]
I assume Ron Jeremy's name is consistent throughout his career, so...  him.  
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:20:51 PM EDT
[#41]
George Bailey
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:20:54 PM EDT
[#42]
Winston Wolf.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:21:01 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Tony Stark aka Iron Man

He's wealthy
He gets more pussy than a toilet seat in the womens room at Grand Central Station.
He's got super cool toys
The suit
His attendants on his personal jet are strippers
The suit
He gets to blow shit up
Did I mention the suit?

Or Wolverine.  Long life, though full of fucked up shit.

Can never be disarmed.  

Fucking shoot him... like it'll stop him.


fail, it is grand central terminal


Yeah yeah yeah... You get the idea...
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:22:27 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Tony Stark aka Iron Man

He's wealthy
He gets more pussy than a toilet seat in the womens room at Grand Central Station.
He's got super cool toys
The suit
His attendants on his personal jet are strippers
The suit
He gets to blow shit up
Did I mention the suit?

Or Wolverine.  Long life, though full of fucked up shit.

Can never be disarmed.  

Fucking shoot him... like it'll stop him.


fail, it is grand central terminal[ of me from time to t/quote]

Yeah yeah yeah... You get the idea...


true

sorry the fact finders get the best of me from time to time
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:22:29 PM EDT
[#45]
Wolverine

- or -

Walt Kowalski.  The movie would end differently.
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:23:12 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
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han solo


Boba Fett.


sarlacc ruins his shit, not counting EU


Well, even if I can't get an EU exception in this fantasy exercise, I'm still going with him. He had a good run.


yeah but Han goes on to schlong the princess. Boba just goes on.


Have you seen the princess lately?




Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:23:17 PM EDT
[#47]
Dorian Gray, modern times....
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:23:40 PM EDT
[#48]
Robert Neville,  I need some alone time
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:24:30 PM EDT
[#49]
The protagonist from Stephen Gould's Jumper.



Teleport FTW
Link Posted: 8/23/2010 9:25:39 PM EDT
[#50]


Vince Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer
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