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Posted: 6/6/2012 10:24:57 AM EDT
I find myself hlarisu.s.hilaris



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No nene else gets it. It's not usually inside hjosek or antyhgin  but just common everyday thigns that turn tofennuy
.....................................If idn myself hlarius





EA:



"I find myself hlarious.



No one else gegts it. It's not usually inside jokes or anything but jsut commom everday thins that turn t o funny.



I find myself hliarious."



Trying to fix tehse guys.






 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:26:10 AM EDT
[#1]
Wenesday afternoon drunkness fuck yeah!
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:27:04 AM EDT
[#2]
Men always get my humor; it's their wives/girlfriends who don't appreciate me.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:27:08 AM EDT
[#3]





Quoted:



Wenesday afternoon drunkness fuck yeah!



Nevmber tries natty ice before. figuresdi would give it a whielr.





Not balld.





balls.





Not bad. 12 paclk fo r10 bucks. So, got both.Or, all dozen.
ETA:



"Never tried natty ice before. Figured I would gite it a whirl.



Not bad.



Balls.



Not bad. 12 pack for 10 bucks. So, bot both, or all dozne."





 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:27:22 AM EDT
[#4]
or no one likes you
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:27:43 AM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


Men always get my humor; it's their wives/girlfriends who don't appreciate me.


Mince's the same way. She thingsk everything that has a genetalia is out to get me.



Male and efemale



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:28:00 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I find myself hlarisu.s.hilaris


No nene else gets it. It's not usually inside hjosek or antyhgin  but just common everyday thigns that turn tofennuy

.....................................If idn myself hlarius
 


The title makes sense,yet the post is all wonky.You tryin' to pull a fast one on us?
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:28:01 AM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


or no one likes you
You fucking slut. You take thlut back!





 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:28:44 AM EDT
[#8]





Quoted:





Quoted:


I find myself hlarisu.s.hilaris
No nene else gets it. It's not usually inside hjosek or antyhgin  but just common everyday thigns that turn tofennuy





.....................................If idn myself hlarius


 






The title makes sense,yet the post is all wonky.You tryin' to pull a fast one on us?



I tyepd the thingk before i put text in. had a jew EWFEW since then





 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:29:07 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
I find myself hlarisu.s.hilaris


No nene else gets it. It's not usually inside hjosek or antyhgin  but just common everyday thigns that turn tofennuy

.....................................If idn myself hlarius
 


I am running out of sigline space.

Time for you to go to a meeting.

TRG
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:29:23 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Wenesday afternoon drunkness fuck yeah!

Nevmber tries natty ice before. figuresdi would give it a whielr.

Not balld.

balls.

Not bad. 12 paclk fo r10 bucks. So, got both.Or, all dozen.
 



Im all hopped up on rockstar recovery and tequila, mmmmmmmmmm goood
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:30:48 AM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I find myself hlarisu.s.hilaris





No nene else gets it. It's not usually inside hjosek or antyhgin  but just common everyday thigns that turn tofennuy



.....................................If idn myself hlarius

 




I am running out of sigline space.



Time for you to go to a meeting.



TRG


C'mon mdn! Puttin on the ritz!



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:30:49 AM EDT
[#12]
I drink with plenty of friends. Johnny, Jim and Jack are always getting me fuuuuuuuu'ked up!
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:32:31 AM EDT
[#13]
OP, if you are at work right now, you win!
 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:33:12 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
I find myself hlarisu.s.hilaris


No nene else gets it. It's not usually inside hjosek or antyhgin  but just common everyday thigns that turn tofennuy

.....................................If idn myself hlarius
 


I am running out of sigline space.

Time for you to go to a meeting.

TRG

C'mon mdn! Puttin on the ritz!
 


How about putting on the cap?



TRG
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:34:24 AM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:

I find myself hlarisu.s.hilaris





No nene else gets it. It's not usually inside hjosek or antyhgin  but just common everyday thigns that turn tofennuy



.....................................If idn myself hlarius

 




I am running out of sigline space.



Time for you to go to a meeting.



TRG


C'mon mdn! Puttin on the ritz!

 




How about putting on the cap?







TRG


I usuualy throw the caps away. First thing. Caps are for quitters.



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:35:26 AM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

Wenesday afternoon drunkness fuck yeah!


Nevmber tries natty ice before. figuresdi would give it a whielr.



Not balld.



balls.



Not bad. 12 paclk fo r10 bucks. So, got both.Or, all dozen.

 






Im all hopped up on rockstar recovery and tequila, mmmmmmmmmm goood



Tequila no bueno. Can barely stand vodka anyrmoe. But thats not to say i wouldnt dirnk it if it found its way infrtong of me.



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:37:18 AM EDT
[#17]
TONIGHT IS THE JUNE JAMBORREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover'ts ognna ride some riiiiiiiiiiiiides, eat some goddamn burgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, eat some mother fucking COOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN and just wreck the place
 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:37:24 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Wenesday afternoon drunkness fuck yeah!

Nevmber tries natty ice before. figuresdi would give it a whielr.

Not balld.

balls.

Not bad. 12 paclk fo r10 bucks. So, got both.Or, all dozen.
 



Im all hopped up on rockstar recovery and tequila, mmmmmmmmmm goood

Tequila no bueno. Can barely stand vodka anyrmoe. But thats not to say i wouldnt dirnk it if it found its way infrtong of me.
 


What about the restrictor plate?

TRG
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:38:00 AM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:




Quoted:

Wenesday afternoon drunkness fuck yeah!


Nevmber tries natty ice before. figuresdi would give it a whielr.



Not balld.



balls.



Not bad. 12 paclk fo r10 bucks. So, got both.Or, all dozen.

 






Im all hopped up on rockstar recovery and tequila, mmmmmmmmmm goood



Tequila no bueno. Can barely stand vodka anyrmoe. But thats not to say i wouldnt dirnk it if it found its way infrtong of me.

 




What about the restrictor plate?



TRG


teh fuck is that?



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:40:55 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
TONIGHT IS THE JUNE JAMBORREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover'ts ognna ride some riiiiiiiiiiiiides, eat some goddamn burgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, eat some mother fucking COOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN and just wreck the place  


What about funnel cakes? Do they have those delicious commodities?  I will probably be partaking of some malt beverages the next couple nights as things are going to shit here.

Take care, brother.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:42:23 AM EDT
[#21]
Slam two for me right now, and post how long it took.

Then I will judge you.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:43:40 AM EDT
[#22]
Ok so i go to mcdonalds right?

lady at register just stands there, dsoen't say nanything.

i didnt say anythign either.

we stare ate each other

she raises her eyebros

i wince at her

she finally says "can i hjelp u sir"

i order happy meal, for a girl.

brings me mi shit.

i take out appl slices and eat in front of her.

leave her the rest.

walked out.





the funniest part of my dya so far.


 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:44:23 AM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:



Quoted:

TONIGHT IS THE JUNE JAMBORREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover'ts ognna ride some riiiiiiiiiiiiides, eat some goddamn burgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, eat some mother fucking COOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN and just wreck the place  




What about funnel cakes? Do they have those delicious commodities?  I will probably be partaking of some malt beverages the next couple nights as things are going to shit here.



Take care, brother.


goddamn elevephant ears. ELSAPHANT EARS. better than punnel fakes



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:48:32 AM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:


Slam two for me right now, and post how long it took.



Then I will judge you.


dude i cnat coutnthat high



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:50:21 AM EDT
[#25]
In what part of Indiana do you live?
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:51:01 AM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:


In what part of Indiana do you live?


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiddlesih



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:51:04 AM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Wenesday afternoon drunkness fuck yeah!


Nevmber tries natty ice before. figuresdi would give it a whielr.



Not balld.



balls.



Not bad. 12 paclk fo r10 bucks. So, got both.Or, all dozen.
ETA:



"Never tried natty ice before. Figured I would gite it a whirl.



Not bad.



Balls.



Not bad. 12 pack for 10 bucks. So, bot both, or all dozne."

 


Sounds spendy.



Walmart here has for 14.97 for a 30pk.



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:51:37 AM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:





Quoted:




Quoted:

Wenesday afternoon drunkness fuck yeah!


Nevmber tries natty ice before. figuresdi would give it a whielr.



Not balld.



balls.



Not bad. 12 paclk fo r10 bucks. So, got both.Or, all dozen.
ETA:



"Never tried natty ice before. Figured I would gite it a whirl.



Not bad.



Balls.



Not bad. 12 pack for 10 bucks. So, bot both, or all dozne."

 


Sounds spendy.



Walmart here has for 14.97 for a 30pk.

 


o fuck me



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:53:16 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:

Quoted:
In what part of Indiana do you live?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiddlesih
 

I hope you ain't driving.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:53:23 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Slam two for me right now, and post how long it took.

Then I will judge you.

dude i cnat coutnthat high
 


Okay I'll give you that.

Slam one post your time and I might judge your effort.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:58:36 AM EDT
[#31]
I'm mobile. Not driving. Walking to find treasure

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Link Posted: 6/6/2012 10:59:38 AM EDT
[#32]
I always drink alone. Nobody likes me when I'm sober and fucking can't tolerate me when I've been drinking. had a dog that wouldn't disappear but had to shoot him a few weeks back.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:00:23 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Ok so i go to mcdonalds right?
lady at register just stands there, dsoen't say nanything.
i didnt say anythign either.
we stare ate each other
she raises her eyebros
i wince at her
she finally says "can i hjelp u sir"
i order happy meal, for a girl.
brings me mi shit.
i take out appl slices and eat in front of her.
leave her the rest.
walked out.


the funniest part of my dya so far.
 


BS, you wouldn't leave on of these behind.



Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:02:19 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Wenesday afternoon drunkness fuck yeah!

Nevmber tries natty ice before. figuresdi would give it a whielr.

Not balld.

balls.

Not bad. 12 paclk fo r10 bucks. So, got both.Or, all dozen.
 



Im all hopped up on rockstar recovery and tequila, mmmmmmmmmm goood

Tequila no bueno. Can barely stand vodka anyrmoe. But thats not to say i wouldnt dirnk it if it found its way infrtong of me.
 


What about the restrictor plate?

TRG

teh fuck is that?
 


rookie question.

I thought you were serious about drinking.

TRG
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:02:51 AM EDT
[#35]
Got subway. Went to mcdonals because lady is always a whore.


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Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:03:54 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
I always drink alone. Nobody likes me when I'm sober and fucking can't tolerate me when I've been drinking. had a dog that wouldn't disappear but had to shoot him a few weeks back.


Lol what about a dog?

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Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:08:13 AM EDT
[#37]
When I get my team membership, this will be my sig....

"Cover'ts ognna ride some riiiiiiiiiiiiides, eat some goddamn burgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, eat some mother fucking COOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN and just wreck the place "
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:11:25 AM EDT
[#38]
Drinking alone means you have a problem.





























That's why I got a dog
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:11:52 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
When I get my team membership, this will be my sig....

"Cover'ts ognna ride some riiiiiiiiiiiiides, eat some goddamn burgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, eat some mother fucking COOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN and just wreck the place "






June jamboree no joke man. Goooood nom noms. My phone has great grammar

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Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:12:40 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Drinking alone means you have a problem.





























That's why I got a dog


Had



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Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:14:41 AM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:17:31 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
I don't give a rat's ass what you do - just stop sending me Family Guy pron in my IM.


Sorry. Thought I had a handle on that :-(

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Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:18:35 AM EDT
[#43]
I drink alone because I haven't got any friends, and because my apartment is A) tiny, and B) a mess, so I don't want to invite anyone over (and drinking at the pub down the street is too expensive).

Although the last time I went down there, I got a martini and a soda for like three bucks, and I noticed the bartender fuck up the pour on a beer (she put it in the cooler, and I asked how much a fucked-up beer was, whereupon she laughed and gave it to me for free. >:3).
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:23:51 AM EDT
[#44]
video imconming.standby
 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:25:24 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
video imconming.standby  


Oh... dear.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:27:24 AM EDT
[#46]



Quoted:



Quoted:

video imconming.standby  




Oh... dear.


sall good man. just sows me fetching booze from thje car. apartenly...... i cant rdrink inside..... OoOoOoOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhh... goddamnit



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:30:07 AM EDT
[#47]
OST
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:30:58 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
sall good man. just sows me fetching booze from thje car. apartenly...... i cant rdrink inside..... OoOoOoOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhh... goddamnit

Aieee, put your boxers back on! You're gonna get yourself banned!

Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:36:31 AM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 11:36:35 AM EDT
[#50]
IN on 1  

and IBTL
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