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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:09:49 AM EDT
....in mind and soul. There's not much anything else like it, in the whole of the interwebs. Just say'n.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:14:40 AM EDT
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:14:47 AM EDT
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Drinking?
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:15:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:16:11 AM EDT
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I hate you all.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:16:13 AM EDT
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A common and psychotic demand for ideological lockstep?
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:16:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:18:14 AM EDT
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I only come here because you're all fucking nuts and make me feel like a normal human.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:20:10 AM EDT
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87% of you absolutely disgust me
I'm never leaving this place though |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:21:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 87% of you absolutely disgust me I'm never leaving this place though |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:22:35 AM EDT
[#10]
Yes, this is a unique place.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:23:45 AM EDT
[#11]
Kiss my ass you goddamned motherfucker
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:25:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:25:40 AM EDT
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A common and psychotic demand for ideological lockstep? The site has quite a diverse set of ideologies and viewpoints. I bet I'm on sooooooooo many ignore lists. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:27:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The site has quite a diverse set of ideologies and viewpoints. I bet I'm on sooooooooo many ignore lists. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A common and psychotic demand for ideological lockstep? The site has quite a diverse set of ideologies and viewpoints. I bet I'm on sooooooooo many ignore lists. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:29:13 AM EDT
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I recently let go of my few ignores - life is too short. We're all in this together. God knows I'm still learning. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A common and psychotic demand for ideological lockstep? The site has quite a diverse set of ideologies and viewpoints. I bet I'm on sooooooooo many ignore lists. I purged mine, but kept bum_fight_ref. I know he's long gone and banned, but I really got tired of seeing hardcore gay porn. Hours of it. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:47:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Kiss my ass you goddamned motherfucker |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:52:30 AM EDT
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Leatherface, I know you think JD is too sweet, but I'd still give you a bottle of their good stuff if we were neighbors, if I were blessed to live in TX.
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Kiss my ass you goddamned motherfuckers
And I'd pour you some Beam Bonded, or whatever you'd prefer. Bunch of jokers and shitheads here, but they're the dipshits I hang with. No offense to you or anyone. 
Good people here. No beans. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:55:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And I'd pour you some Beam Bonded, or whatever you'd prefer. Bunch of jokers and shitheads here, but they're the dipshits I hang with. No offense to you or anyone. Good people here. No beans. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted:General Discussion Quoted: Kiss my ass you goddamned motherfuckers And I'd pour you some Beam Bonded, or whatever you'd prefer. Bunch of jokers and shitheads here, but they're the dipshits I hang with. No offense to you or anyone. Good people here. No beans. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 2:55:51 AM EDT
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You my people.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 3:00:14 AM EDT
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You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I fit In quite well here.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 3:03:08 AM EDT
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I purged mine, but kept bum_fight_ref. I know he's long gone and banned, but I really got tired of seeing hardcore gay porn. Hours of it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A common and psychotic demand for ideological lockstep? The site has quite a diverse set of ideologies and viewpoints. I bet I'm on sooooooooo many ignore lists. I purged mine, but kept bum_fight_ref. I know he's long gone and banned, but I really got tired of seeing hardcore gay porn. Hours of it. Wait, you watched hours of gay porn because some guy posted it up on here? Most guys would be hitting that report button and quitting the thread the second after, but you would, what, refresh the thread? Why? To document the horror? Hands over your eyes with your fingers cracked huh? "Oh no the cockpockalyspe is upon us..." F5 "Damn, that rat bastard put up another 5 dicks..." F5 "whooo boy, mods are gonna be mad when they get a load of this..." F5.... But then you finally put him on ignore, after watching hours of gay porn? 
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Posted: 10/9/2016 3:05:15 AM EDT
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Gun people in general are the best on the planet.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 3:05:41 AM EDT
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Wait, you watched hours of gay porn because some guy posted it up on here? Most guys would be hitting that report button and quitting the thread the second after, but you would, what, refresh the thread? Why? To document the horror? Hands over your eyes with your fingers cracked huh? "Oh no the cockpockalyspe is upon us..." F5 "Damn, that rat bastard put up another 5 dicks..." F5 "whooo boy, mods are gonna be mad when they get a load of this..." F5.... But then you finally put him on ignore, after watching hours of gay porn? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A common and psychotic demand for ideological lockstep? The site has quite a diverse set of ideologies and viewpoints. I bet I'm on sooooooooo many ignore lists. I purged mine, but kept bum_fight_ref. I know he's long gone and banned, but I really got tired of seeing hardcore gay porn. Hours of it. Wait, you watched hours of gay porn because some guy posted it up on here? Most guys would be hitting that report button and quitting the thread the second after, but you would, what, refresh the thread? Why? To document the horror? Hands over your eyes with your fingers cracked huh? "Oh no the cockpockalyspe is upon us..." F5 "Damn, that rat bastard put up another 5 dicks..." F5 "whooo boy, mods are gonna be mad when they get a load of this..." F5.... But then you finally put him on ignore, after watching hours of gay porn? 
He was posting it in literally every thread. It was unavoidable. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 3:05:43 AM EDT
[#24]
Be a lot better if there were less bloody foreigners
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Posted: 10/9/2016 3:08:03 AM EDT
[#25]
Is this like an Arfcom coming out thread?
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Posted: 10/9/2016 3:13:45 AM EDT
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Is this like an Arfcom coming out thread? Bro hugs, no homo. Though the homos here are bros. I'm conflicted. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 3:17:42 AM EDT
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I love this place
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Posted: 10/9/2016 3:17:53 AM EDT
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Is this like an Arfcom coming out thread? [Debbie Downer] 9 NOV 2016, ARFCOM SHUTDOWN by #NeverTrumpers [/Debbie Downer] 
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Posted: 10/9/2016 4:28:44 AM EDT
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It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 4:39:38 AM EDT
[#30]
...you're still not getting my bud light.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 4:52:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A common and psychotic demand for ideological lockstep? A predatory instinct intently focused on those on the outer edges of the herd? |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 4:56:49 AM EDT
[#32]
Well, it ain't no Fucked Company, but it will have to do. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 6:44:13 AM EDT
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Mmm
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Posted: 10/9/2016 7:13:15 AM EDT
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It's a shitshow.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 7:27:29 AM EDT
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It's a shitshow. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 7:41:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I only come here because you're all fucking nuts and make me feel like a normal human. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile That's my thought on this place also. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 8:34:49 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's indeed a funny (or not) stumbling upon SO many kindred souls. That can't be denied. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: 87% of you absolutely disgust me I'm never leaving this place though You should attend a Cola Warrior event. It's the truly best of ARFCOM distilled and concentrated X87. There are some great guys and gals (ETA: here and) there. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 8:37:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. spit my coffee |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 8:44:01 AM EDT
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Guns and golf are my passions. Expensive hobbies. There are many different types of people in both.
Common with both, for the most part decent people. But there is always a dipshit or two in every crowd. The characters on this site and content second to none. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 9:02:35 AM EDT
[#40]
Some times I think this place helps me keep my sanity. Or is that the other way around.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 9:16:16 AM EDT
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. You are doing the Lord's work. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 9:23:30 AM EDT
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Azzhattery. That's what keeps GeeDee together.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 9:34:31 AM EDT
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87% of you absolutely disgust me I'm never leaving this place though |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 9:47:30 AM EDT
[#44]
Careful, there could be corn.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 10:02:34 AM EDT
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Like a dysfunctional family.
Nothin but love. No homo.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 10:04:55 AM EDT
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Like a dysfunctional family. Nothin but love. No homo. Hey, we love the homos too. 
And the trannies.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 10:09:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hey, we love the homos too. And the trannies. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Like a dysfunctional family. Nothin but love. No homo. Hey, we love the homos too. And the trannies. Yep, definitely keeps things interesting! |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 10:18:20 AM EDT
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87% of you absolutely disgust me I'm never leaving this place though What is this "87" stuff all about? I see 87 all over the place. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 10:26:04 AM EDT
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What is this "87" stuff all about? I see 87 all over the place. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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87% of you absolutely disgust me I'm never leaving this place though What is this "87" stuff all about? I see 87 all over the place. I don't know, but next weekend I'm getting together with 86 other Arfcommers and we are going to a Hillary rally and shouting Dicks out for Harambe. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 10:29:21 AM EDT
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I don't know, but next weekend I'm getting together with 86 other Arfcommers and we are going to a Hillary rally and shouting Dicks out for Harambe. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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87% of you absolutely disgust me I'm never leaving this place though What is this "87" stuff all about? I see 87 all over the place. I don't know, but next weekend I'm getting together with 86 other Arfcommers and we are going to a Hillary rally and shouting Dicks out for Harambe. Wait I thought we were supposed to rally with our dicks out? |
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