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Posted: 1/5/2018 11:47:18 AM EDT
The year is 1000 AD.
Based on your knowledge of history/technology, and your skill set (without google), what would you do? What would you be able to teach/tell/show people that would accelerate human culture/economy/technology? (Not counting your knowledge of firearms, because that's too easy.) You get to choose where you are teleported, but other than that you have clothes on your back and the equivalent of $50,000 in local currency. For refrence - Leif Eriksson has just discovered North America, and Danes will control all of England just 13 years from now. Side note: I would bet some of us would get ourselves executed/murdered fairly quickly. Aaaannnnnddddd fo. |
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Tell Leif to broker the deal on some Manhattan real estate, cheap.
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I would use science to make the native americans think I was a god.
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Fire that fucker back up to bring me back to today.
I got no desire to live in the 11th century. |
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I doubt there was much demand for C programmers back then, so I wouldn't do well.
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I spent years writing a story about this very scenario in high school.
The Netherlands. A variety of historical and technical works. The protagonist basically started the European Union a thousand years ahead of schedule. Oh the things we do when we are young and stupid. |
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Iceland.
Establish rapport with a crew going to Greenland. Convince Leif of the existence of Vinland. Create underground railroad to funnel believers of the old gods out of Norway and Iceland to Vinland to escape the forced conversion. Colonize. Establish trade with Dublin and Denmark. Goods from the new world and old world greed overcome religious pressures. Trade flourishes. But more likely I'd get my throat slit for not speaking the language. |
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Find Rian Johnson's ancestors and make them eunuchs thus saving Star Wars.
You're welcome. |
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It would go something along this line.
He's a witch, burn him. Toasted |
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Byzantium find a way to prevent Manzikert and warn about keeping crusaders in your city.
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Iceland. Establish rapport with a crew going to Greenland. Convince Leif of the existence of Vinland. Create underground railroad to funnel believers of the old gods out of Norway and Iceland to Vinland to escape the forced conversion. Colonize. Establish trade with Dublin and Denmark. Goods from the new world and old world greed overcome religious pressures. Trade flourishes. But more likely I'd get my throat slit for not speaking the language. View Quote |
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I'd prob. hurl myself off a large cliff to avoid a life of slavery.
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Use my blood to create vaccines. Of course I'd have to go to the blacksmith and the glassblower and get them to make me lab equipment first...
I should read up on ethno-pharmacology in case I ever do get flung backwards in time. You know, like after the apocalypse. Oh wait. I was never vaccinated for small pox. My wife, who was born 3 weeks after me, was. Hmm. |
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Probably be like Gaingus Kahn where what like 40% of modern asians are related to him? I think I could beat that.
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Show the local blacksmith how to make case hardened steel from mild steel and how to make crucible steel. Get rich making the best weapons without having to trade with the middle East.
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Go to Paris and link up wth the ruling class. Become their puppet masters and have a pretty good time.
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Lead the first, and last crusade and finish what we started. Id use my knowledge to create superior weaponry and tactics since I know theirs, and restore Jerusalem to Christianity and spend the rest of my life keeping it this way, and continuing to push the Saracens until their demise or conversion.
Deus Vult. There wouldn't be need for a second crusade. |
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I would befriend the natives of Yosemite Valley and live there in peace for the rest of my life.
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Show the local blacksmith how to make case hardened steel from mild steel and how to make crucible steel. Get rich making the best weapons without having to trade with the middle East. View Quote wizard. You would be famous. |
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Venice seems like it'd be open to new ideas and not as likely to burn you as a witch.
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That money's only going to do you any good if you have a civilized place to spend it, so probably Byzantium. That's not enough money and I'm neither smart nor badass enough to change history, so I'd just try to live a basically comfortable life before cholera or something killed me.
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Become a kick ass doctor with just a first-aid kit and my modern day knowledge of microbes.
...then get burned at the stake after being accused of witchcraft because my successful medical practice was directly contrary to popular opinion of the time and butthurt many arrogant know-it-all’s. |
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Live on the west side of the island of Great Britain pretending to be a mute that can read and write and do math until I learn to speak the language.
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I would get into mining some specific ores and chemicals 75% Potassium Nitrate 15% Charcoal 10% Sulfur https://2.wlimg.com/product_images/bc-full/dir_29/868839/potassium-nitrate-bold-kalam_p_1487477_271015.jpg http://juicedorlando.com/images/ingredients/activated-charcoal.png https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB15uorKVXXXXasXFXXq6xXFXXXG/lump-sulphur.jpg View Quote |
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invent banking, pretty much control Europe. Finance early expedition to Americas with armed forces. Become first Jarl of America.
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That money's only going to do you any good if you have a civilized place to spend it, so probably Byzantium. That's not enough money and I'm neither smart nor badass enough to change history, so I'd just try to live a basically comfortable life before cholera or something killed me. View Quote |
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I would get into mining some specific ores and chemicals 75% Potassium Nitrate 15% Charcoal 10% Sulfur https://2.wlimg.com/product_images/bc-full/dir_29/868839/potassium-nitrate-bold-kalam_p_1487477_271015.jpg http://juicedorlando.com/images/ingredients/activated-charcoal.png https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB15uorKVXXXXasXFXXq6xXFXXXG/lump-sulphur.jpg View Quote |
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Erect giant marble monuments scattered around Europe, prophesizing about the upcoming dangers of Marx, Lenin, Hitler, Soros, etc..., hopefully spawning a future holy war to eradicate leftists.
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If I tried to reveal my knowledge they would burn me as a witch.
With the impossibility of improving my life, I would off myself at the first opportunity. |
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I would try to impregnate as many women as possible after explaining to them where I come from and how impregnating them will change the future.
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I would do nothing. Star Trek has taught me the danger of fooling with the time line.
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