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Posted: 1/30/2018 7:48:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 7:49:09 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm reminded of the George Carlin joke...What do you call female peacocks?
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 7:49:36 PM EDT
[#2]
Hmmmm. Maybe I can the first to make a case for emaitioal support firearm
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 7:49:49 PM EDT
[#3]
"Heh, heh, you said 'cock'..."
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 7:51:05 PM EDT
[#4]
Stupid people (like this lady) piss me off.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 7:51:54 PM EDT
[#5]
Peacocks are birds...right?

Have the damn bird follow the flight!
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 7:57:45 PM EDT
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Peacocks are birds...right?

Have the damn bird follow the flight!
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And miss the inflight movie?!

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Link Posted: 1/30/2018 7:59:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/30/2018 8:01:31 PM EDT
[#8]
What the hell just stow it in the cockpit.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 8:06:05 PM EDT
[#9]
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breed = peafowl, there are green peafowl and blue peafowl from India/Asia, and the congo peafowl from Africa
male = peacock
female = peahen
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 8:39:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Classic.  I need to get me one of those.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 8:47:51 PM EDT
[#11]
What the fuck is an emotional support animal?

These people just need to find some rope, an unused closet and a stool with a broken leg.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 8:52:05 PM EDT
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breed = peafowl, there are green peafowl and blue peafowl from India/Asia, and the congo peafowl from Africa
male = peacock
female = peahen
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I'm reminded of the George Carlin joke...What do you call female peacocks?
breed = peafowl, there are green peafowl and blue peafowl from India/Asia, and the congo peafowl from Africa
male = peacock
female = peahen
I think the answer he was looking for was "peacunt".
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 8:56:23 PM EDT
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Peahen.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 8:57:40 PM EDT
[#14]
At least she got it its own seat.

If it were permitted though, the things you could teach the bird to say...

"Stewardess more beer!"

"Bring me a pillow."

"Bring me a blanket."

"This movie stinks."

"I have to pee."

"We're gonna crash!"
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:01:44 PM EDT
[#15]
GOOD

Roy
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:16:26 PM EDT
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What the hell just stow it in the cockpit.
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There is no Cockpit anymore.  

It's the "FlightDeck".

Or at UAL, they sometimes call it the "Box Office".
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:21:30 PM EDT
[#17]
"Emotional support Peacock"???????

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahah

Wait...hahahahahahahahahahhahahah

GTFO
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:22:11 PM EDT
[#18]
Damn mental cases...
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:22:36 PM EDT
[#19]
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At least she got it its own seat.

If it were permitted though, the things you could teach the bird to say...

"Stewardess more beer!"

"Bring me a pillow."

"Bring me a blanket."

"This movie stinks."

"I have to pee."

"We're gonna crash!"
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“Bomb!”
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:25:21 PM EDT
[#20]
As a frequent business traveler, this entire emotional support movement has gotten out of hand. If you're not blind, there is no reason why your dog, cat, peacock or turkey needs to travel with you. If you can't take the stress of flying, stay home or drive. No one should have to sit next to your animal because your an emotional wreck.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:27:52 PM EDT
[#21]
Didn't an emotional support pit bull attack someone on a plane recently?
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:28:43 PM EDT
[#22]
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anybody who has been around peacocks know what a godawful racket they make
no way I'd want to be on a plane with one of them in the passenger compartment
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:29:55 PM EDT
[#23]
How has this not been posted yet

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Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:44:34 PM EDT
[#24]
A penguin would be more badass.
Just saying.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:49:16 PM EDT
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people register their pet's on these websites so they have some registration of sort's for their house pet essentially impersonating a real service animal.

a member here did it and made a thread about it a little while back.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 9:52:44 PM EDT
[#26]
Good lord, is everything that goes on this country part of a script put together by an out of work soap opera writer who's been tripping on LSD for the past month? Service bird? I'm not a fan of birds unless they're flying up in front of me and I'm shooting at them with a fucking shotgun.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 10:01:33 PM EDT
[#27]
People are so fucking stupid these days.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 10:06:07 PM EDT
[#28]
We have a peacock that roams our neighborhood.  My kids call him Kevin.  The talons and spurs on him are wicked, about twice as long as the one pictured below.  And the sound of the cry they make is quite loud and somewhat chilling to hear.

Link Posted: 1/30/2018 10:12:33 PM EDT
[#29]
Good.  Those birds can go crazy.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 10:20:01 PM EDT
[#30]
And she was told multiple times prior to her arrival to the airport.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 10:23:43 PM EDT
[#31]
The ADA only recognizes dogs and miniature horses.
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 10:26:00 PM EDT
[#32]
Good
Link Posted: 1/30/2018 10:27:32 PM EDT
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