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Posted: 10/15/2019 4:21:47 PM EDT
I want a longhorn skull (European mount) to hang up in my barn.  A short amount of googling showed prices that made me laugh.

What should a skull/horn mount cost?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:29:01 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:29:25 PM EDT
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How much ya got?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:30:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:30:57 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:33:45 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Awesome

Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:37:24 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Typical TX guy comment that a non-Texan would expect.  Nicely done, sir.  
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:38:23 PM EDT
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If you want a real longhorn, you're gonna pay for it.

Hipsters will probably pay more for the skull and horns than the rancher made on the beef.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:38:26 PM EDT
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lol.  First post is brutal.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:39:53 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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That FPNI phenomenon..........
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:45:04 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:45:58 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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9/10
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:46:10 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:46:14 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Make this man governor
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:48:10 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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OP thinks we all dress like this.

Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:50:05 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:52:33 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:55:18 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Damn.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 4:55:31 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

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Brownells will rue the day the decision was made to buy ArfCom.

BTW
excellent post.
props.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:24:45 PM EDT
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What the hell is this and what does it do? I never saw anything like this in Texas when I lived there in the 1990s. Maybe I was too young?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:29:34 PM EDT
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I bought a mounted one, about 7 feet from one end to the other, for about $100 at an auction one time.

edit...no skull, just the horns
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:30:31 PM EDT
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What a quality first post.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:31:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:31:17 PM EDT
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Go to TJ, get one el cheapo, then go to a show.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:32:42 PM EDT
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You gotta buy the Cadillac that comes with it.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:33:36 PM EDT
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So taxidermy work to clean and bleach the skull will generally run $150-$400.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:34:52 PM EDT
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I’ll sell you this one but you have to take her on the hoofAttachment Attached File
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:38:45 PM EDT
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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
OP thinks we all dress like this.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2319/9649/products/6723-NVY_5_grande.jpg
Go home, commiefornian!  
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:39:37 PM EDT
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What a quality first post.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:41:42 PM EDT
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They sell them on the side of the road on hwy 6 outside Calvert.  Big thing in Fort Worth and the Hill Country in homes.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:42:57 PM EDT
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Horns are available only to those who bolt them to the front of their white Cadillac.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:43:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:44:51 PM EDT
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Dude.  You've got a barn.  Buy a longhorn, raise it, kill it, eat it, hang up it's horns.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:45:30 PM EDT
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I've lived here 3 years, and I've only seen this once.
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Horns are available only to those who bolt them to the front of their white Cadillac.
I've lived here 3 years, and I've only seen this once.
You'll see it more out west/central. On trucks too.

4 door, 4x4 Duallys have been called "Cowboy Cattle-acs".
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:46:35 PM EDT
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I had the idea of breeding minature longhorns once. Sell them to every UT grad that has 2 acres so he can have a mini Bevo. Would have retired rich I'm telling you.

Double rich if I could have bred them to come out burnt orange 100%.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:47:34 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:48:50 PM EDT
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I had the idea of breeding minature longhorns once. Sell them to every UT grad that has 2 acres so he can have a mini Bevo. Would have retired rich I'm telling you.

Double rich if I could have bred them to come out burnt orange 100%.
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That many graduate?

Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:48:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:49:36 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Well, that’s a first. I laughed at something a Texan said mocking non Texans.  Nicely done.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:53:18 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:56:39 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis Lawrence.

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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:57:01 PM EDT
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
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Lol
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 5:57:17 PM EDT
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Awesome

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None of us know.

Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
Awesome

Link Posted: 10/15/2019 6:10:03 PM EDT
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Holy shit.
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Longhorn mounts in Texas are sold to out of state faggots and sailors named Francis.

So, the price is whatever the homo has in his purse.
Holy shit.
I laughed my as off as well!  I figured I'd get a beating from a bunch of Texans asking this question.  I've got a good sense of humor.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 6:11:40 PM EDT
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Here you go
http://www.bumsteer.com/
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Thank you for the link!
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 6:38:11 PM EDT
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Longhorns are an expensive breed.
Skull mounts are expensive as well. Many animals have damaged horns thanks to size and the ornery nature of the beast.
All of them I have seen are sporting price tags not for the faint of heart.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 6:46:53 PM EDT
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+1 or 2 or 3 or 10

That is an incredible First Post
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 6:58:26 PM EDT
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I had a Longhorn on my place years ago. When he died of old age I used a chainsaw to remove his head, easier than an axe, and paid $50 for a box of beetles. Put skinned head and beetles in a box for about 3 weeks then boiled skull. Hung skull in living room of ranch house.
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