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Posted: 10/19/2019 10:40:29 PM EDT

https://www.space.com/1st-human-on-mars-woman.html

Because this is important...at least SpaceX will beat them.

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:42:25 PM EDT

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If I were Musk I would make sure that the first person to step out onto the Mars surface is a white, hetero male.

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:43:30 PM EDT

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You know what, if that is what it takes to get them to Mars I am fine with it.

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:43:41 PM EDT

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So fuck all the qualified Male astronauts ..

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:43:49 PM EDT

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If I were Musk I would make sure that the first person to step out onto the Mars surface is a ~~white, hetero male~~ Elon Musk.

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Posted: 10/19/2019 10:44:18 PM EDT

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It's a long trip to Mars...

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:44:37 PM EDT

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https://www.space.com/1st-human-on-mars-woman.html

Because this is important...at least SpaceX will beat them.

If I were Musk I would make sure that the first person to step out onto the Mars surface is a white, hetero male.

If I were musk I would go full Bond villain and be the first person myself.

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:44:51 PM EDT

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I hope someone hijacks it and space pirates become the first people on Mars.

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:45:42 PM EDT

[#8]

Let them do it all, including the welding and fund raising

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:48:40 PM EDT

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The article says the first person on Mars may very well be a woman. It doesn't say will be. The only absolute in the article is that there will be a woman on the moon in 2024.

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:49:11 PM EDT

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Better hop to it or Musk will beat them to it.

I don't think NASA will have any say in the matter.

The First people on Mars will be whoever Chartered the Flight from SpaceX.

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:50:35 PM EDT

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Not no more

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:54:33 PM EDT

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https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/The-House-just-killed-Nasa-s-plan-to-go-back-to-the-moon-in-2024-/5-2264042/?page=1

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:55:47 PM EDT

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I often thought it would be funny to send a battle bot to mars and destroy the nasa ones if I had the coin and resources. Maybe some fake piss on the camera.

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:55:55 PM EDT

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Make it a twofer, have only woman design and build her ship, why half-ass your affirmative action bullshit.

Txl

Posted: 10/19/2019 10:57:32 PM EDT

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And her name shall be Token.

Txl

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:00:34 PM EDT

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And her name shall be Token.

Txl

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The article says the first person on Mars may very well be a woman. It doesn't say will be. The only absolute in the article is that there will be a woman on the moon in 2024.

And her name shall be Token.

Txl

HER NAME IS GRETA AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

A bug eater shall lead us as it has always been and shall forever be.

Eat. The. Bugs.

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:01:30 PM EDT

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I heard it ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:01:48 PM EDT

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The Martians will be easier to deal with after a snack...

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:08:20 PM EDT

[#19]

Get woke go broke.

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:10:11 PM EDT

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I don't give a shit what they look like or what their sexual organs are, just make them competent and not picked for diversity's sake.

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:10:21 PM EDT

[#21]

I don't think so!

Jockey - Planets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzCUhF5SHw4

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:16:45 PM EDT

[#22]

Carla Sagan
Galilea
Joan Glenn

We'd be nowhere without girl space knowledge

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:17:08 PM EDT

[#23]

Odds on pregnant astronaut fitting into her suit for this Mars-walk?

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:19:47 PM EDT

[#24]

Huh?

Wouldn’t it be fitting with the theme if the first Hesperonaut to touch down was a chick?

Mars should be whoever is qualified.

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:20:47 PM EDT

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As long as she’s an American I don’t care.

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:22:30 PM EDT

[#26]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/anne-mcclain-space-crime.html

First crime in space...a woman

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:25:23 PM EDT

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What is NASA's sudden infatuation with women in their space program?

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:25:35 PM EDT

[#28]

Why not the most qualified person that volunteers to go there and die?

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:26:36 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/19/2019 11:29:41 PM EDT

[#30]

FFS

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:32:38 PM EDT

[#31]

She'll probably be pregnant by the time she gets to Mars. Not a bad idea really.

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:40:58 PM EDT

[#32]

FHRC is looking to be the first woman to do something.
And I think the boots are attached to those spacesuits. Everyone wins!

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:42:14 PM EDT

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Look at the bright side, there will always be a few hetero white guys around to blame the problems on.

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:45:45 PM EDT

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That's a LOT of tampex weight to figure into the equation....

Posted: 10/19/2019 11:48:53 PM EDT

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In their never ending quest to ruin everything, leftists are now ruining space exploration.

First, they came for the Boy Scouts, but I was no longer a Boy Scout....

Posted: 10/20/2019 12:34:56 AM EDT

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If that's the level of stupidity that's going on there, probably more like the first woman killed trying to get to Mars because the snowflakes were more worried about diversity in their engineering team than actual ability.

ETA: In before NASA hires this guy as their chief engineer.

Posted: 10/20/2019 12:36:12 AM EDT

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Send Hillary

Posted: 10/20/2019 12:42:00 AM EDT

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SpaceX beats NASA by 30 million miles. While NASA is busy with committees trying to decide which order the different genders, races and sexual orientations exit the ship, a decade will have past as the special snowflakes infight about who is first. By then, they're all too old to send and a new batch of retards must then been selected. Several more years will be wasted in an attempt to name the ship something inclusive enough. Determinations will need to be made if any cultural appropriations have occurred and each song permitted on the flights playlist must then be vetted by committee. After a long debate, only African Dream Pop will be permitted aboard.

By this point, SpaceX has begun terraforming Mars.

Posted: 10/20/2019 12:42:15 AM EDT

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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

Posted: 10/20/2019 12:46:22 AM EDT

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Earth Girls are Easy

Posted: 10/20/2019 12:48:46 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2019 12:49:37 AM EDT

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Make it a twofer, have only woman design and build her ship, why half-ass your affirmative action bullshit.

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Don't, otherwise they won't get off the ground. Wait till they're in space to fuck up.

Posted: 10/20/2019 12:50:12 AM EDT

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Imagine that.

Posted: 10/20/2019 1:00:15 AM EDT

[#44]

Probably be a tranny so it'll still be a man

Posted: 10/20/2019 1:19:22 AM EDT

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NASSA probably already landed a man on mars, but wouldn’t be front page material for obvious reasons. They’ve been one step ahead of NASA all along, despite the road blocks put up by the “man”.

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Posted: 10/20/2019 1:20:52 AM EDT

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There's literally zero hardware in development by NASA right now that could ever be purposed towards a Mars exploration trip. There isn't even the beginnings of a legit plan.

SLS is a fucking joke that won't get us to the Moon without a ridiculous number of contortions, all of which are entirely political in nature to feed Boeing and their subcontractors. SLS, even if they were fucking free to build and launching tomorrow, still wouldn't be a viable means of getting enough mass to orbit to set up a realistic Mars program. If we're really lucky it might place one or two temporary missions to the Moon by the end of the next decade. If we're incredibly lucky, Congress will pull the plug and just start paying SpaceX to ferry assloads of hardware up with FH or SS.

Either SpaceX succeeds in the next decade or so, or Mars will be visited by the next hyperpower - India, China, who whoemever - in the 2050s.

Posted: 10/20/2019 1:23:39 AM EDT

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I hope Trump is the first person on mars. The libtard meltdowns would be out of this world.

Posted: 10/20/2019 1:25:46 AM EDT

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Just as with racism, every time you put your thumb on the scale in the name of "evening things out", it only serves to emphasize the dividing lines between us.