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Posted: 4/13/2020 3:07:42 AM EDT

Hello Newman.......

Seinfeld--Newman interrogates Jerry--Mail fraud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDmA2xoIoFU

Posted: 4/13/2020 5:57:48 AM EDT

[#1]

Seinfeld: The Contest (Clip) | TBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGhg-htVnJ0

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:07:51 AM EDT

[#2]

The question is- are you still Master of your Domain?

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:18:59 AM EDT

[#3]

can you spare a square?

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:22:05 AM EDT

[#4]

I'm out

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:22:33 AM EDT

[#5]

Deloris!

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:24:05 AM EDT

[#6]

No Soup for You!

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:34:31 AM EDT

[#7]

Was that wrong?

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:36:07 AM EDT

[#8]

I have never found this show funny [mg]/images/smilies/smiley_nosmile.gif[/img]

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:36:47 AM EDT

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The question is- are you still Master of your Domain?

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I’m out!

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:42:22 AM EDT

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I have never found this show funny [mg]/images/smilies/smiley_nosmile.gif[/url]

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Well... that says more about you than it does the show.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:44:16 AM EDT

[#11]

Master of the house, doling out the charm...

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:46:14 AM EDT

[#12]

No, I'm sorry, it was the Moops!

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:47:46 AM EDT

[#13]

First, the Airing of Grievances and then the Feats of Strengths!

Posted: 4/13/2020 6:49:17 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/13/2020 6:49:53 AM EDT

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I have never found this show funny [mg]/images/smilies/smiley_nosmile.gif[/url]

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I've never been able to watch an entire episode.

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:05:48 AM EDT

[#16]

A George, divided against itself, *cannot* stand!

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:11:00 AM EDT

[#17]

I was in the pool!

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:12:51 AM EDT

[#18]

Never heard of this show.

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:17:04 AM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:19:28 AM EDT

[#20]

Attached File

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:20:03 AM EDT

[#21]

But are you Sponge Worthy??

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:28:00 AM EDT

[#22]

You're giving me the it's not you, it's me routine? I invented it's not you, it's me. If it's anybody, it's me.

Alright, it's you.

You're damn right it's me.

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:30:02 AM EDT

[#23]

It is not a lie if you really believe it!

George

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:30:05 AM EDT

[#24]

“When he was 38 years old, Seinfeld had a four-year romantic relationship with high school student Shoshanna Lonstein, who was 17 years old when they began dating.”

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:30:09 AM EDT

[#25]

And you wanted to be my latex salesman....

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:32:15 AM EDT

[#26]

Seinfeld - Kramer and Newman - You're a mailman I know!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWu1NNexX4o

The Puerto Rican Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fkuSywIHh4

Seinfeld - The Library Cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9tP9fI2zbE

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:33:22 AM EDT

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Meh, legal in NY.

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:34:02 AM EDT

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This.

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:34:31 AM EDT

[#29]

“Yada yada yada.... I mentioned the bisque”

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:35:04 AM EDT

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Meh, legal in NY.

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Also it’s a requirement in Arkansas and West Virginia, being cousins is a bonus.

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:37:49 AM EDT

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No, I'm sorry, it was the Moops!

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Moors!

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:41:27 AM EDT

[#32]

YOU'RE KISSING IN MY LINE?! NOBODY KISSES IN MY LINE!

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:44:16 AM EDT

[#33]

WHO? WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON?!?!

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:48:04 AM EDT

[#34]

So... That's one tuck and one no tuck

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:50:38 AM EDT

[#35]

These pretzels are making me thirsty

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:50:59 AM EDT

[#36]

Between Seinfeld is tied with Married with Children for the best Sitcom ever.

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:53:38 AM EDT

[#37]

I got this guy, Bob Sacameno....

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:54:55 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/13/2020 7:57:02 AM EDT

[#39]

"I'm out there and I'm loving every minute of it."

"You're Batman,". "That's right, I am Batman."

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:59:16 AM EDT

[#40]

JERRY I've had this condition since I was eleven! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it. Doctors have told me that when I feel it, the best thing to do is just release it. Otherwise, I could die.

SECURITY GUARD Well you're still not allowed.

JERRY Do you hear what I'm saying to you?! I'm telling you that if I don't go, I could die. Die. Is it worth dying for?

SECURITY GUARD That's up to you.

JERRY So you don't care if I die.

SECURITY GUARD What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility.

JERRY It was life and death.

SECURITY GUARD Uh huh.

JERRY Oh I'm lying. Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law.

SECURITY GUARD I don't know.

JERRY Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.

JERRY (C0NT'D) Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck.

SECURITY GUARD You can tell the police all about it.

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:59:33 AM EDT

[#41]

Meh, I liked it when it was having it's run. Have not watched it in a long tome though.

Posted: 4/13/2020 7:59:37 AM EDT

[#42]

Everything in life happened on a Seinfeld episode.

Posted: 4/13/2020 8:02:14 AM EDT

[#43]

People literally stood in Times Square to watch the final episode.

Posted: 4/13/2020 8:02:44 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/13/2020 8:06:17 AM EDT

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JERRY I've had this condition since I was eleven! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it. Doctors have told me that when I feel it, the best thing to do is just release it. Otherwise, I could die.

SECURITY GUARD Well you're still not allowed.

JERRY Do you hear what I'm saying to you?! I'm telling you that if I don't go, I could die. Die. Is it worth dying for?

SECURITY GUARD That's up to you.

JERRY So you don't care if I die.

SECURITY GUARD What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility.

JERRY It was life and death.

SECURITY GUARD Uh huh.

JERRY Oh I'm lying. Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law.

SECURITY GUARD I don't know.

JERRY Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.

JERRY (C0NT'D) Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck.

SECURITY GUARD You can tell the police all about it.

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Were your parents in a red Chinese prison too??