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Posted: 5/3/2021 4:37:48 PM EDT
after 27 years...she's finally leaving his nerdy ass and taking half!

MILF ON THE MARKET!

Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:38:48 PM EDT
[#1]
I think you need to revisit the Urban Dictionary on the meaning of MILF
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:38:58 PM EDT
[#2]
I'd do her for a billion.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:39:03 PM EDT
[#3]
Is she moving to the other side of the house?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:39:15 PM EDT
[#4]
Not interested for any amount of money.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:39:22 PM EDT
[#5]
That woman is pure evil.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:39:29 PM EDT
[#6]
Id marry Bill Gates
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:39:44 PM EDT
[#7]
But why?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:39:53 PM EDT
[#8]
it's because on their wedding night she embarrassed him by saying "now I see why you named the company MicroSoft."
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:40:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:40:00 PM EDT
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after 27 years...she's finally leaving his nerdy ass and taking half!

MILF ON THE MARKET!

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjFf77eeYDcfAKtwoBakiXjZlVYi7Y9KIbsIcI5MpxGs8oy3-4
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You need to have your eyes examined.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:40:33 PM EDT
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Id marry Bill Gates
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I’d suck the chrome off his hitch for half of what his wife gets in the divorce.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:40:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:41:04 PM EDT
[#13]
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after 27 years...she's finally leaving his nerdy ass and taking half!

MILF ON THE MARKET!

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjFf77eeYDcfAKtwoBakiXjZlVYi7Y9KIbsIcI5MpxGs8oy3-4
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:41:10 PM EDT
[#14]
She never wanted to be in the limelight of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:41:11 PM EDT
[#15]
Interesting. Wonder how many decades she's been planning this?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:41:18 PM EDT
[#16]
Got a news link?


Are they going to rename their foundation?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:41:21 PM EDT
[#17]
She is about to be able to fund all sorts of socialist ideas.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:41:29 PM EDT
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I feel like she would have you thrown in a gulag for political differences if she could.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:41:36 PM EDT
[#19]
Great, now Bill is going to be so pissed off that he's going to release more viruses.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:41:42 PM EDT
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Sensible chuckle.

I'm just worried about their amazing foundation.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:41:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:41:59 PM EDT
[#22]
I bet he wishes she hadn't gotten vaccinated. Might have saved Billions.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:42:05 PM EDT
[#23]
I'd fo I'd she'd buy me a transferrable Fg-42 afterward.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:42:16 PM EDT
[#24]
meh, fuck both of those POS's
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:42:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:42:27 PM EDT
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$$$$ shes a MILF $$$$
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:42:27 PM EDT
[#27]
And just like that..... the future was left unwritten
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:42:36 PM EDT
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Like she has not already?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:42:53 PM EDT
[#29]
I don't give a shit.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:43:10 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:43:34 PM EDT
[#31]
She wants to keep eating meat.

Just not his...
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:44:05 PM EDT
[#32]
How long do I have to be a man whore before I am eligible for a million dollar payoff?

The fact that she's ugly just means my wife knows I'm only doing it for the money.  
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:44:18 PM EDT
[#33]

All the $ in the world & that’s what he’s banging.
What a fucking nerd.
He needs to hit up ol’ Dan Bilzerian.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:44:49 PM EDT
[#34]
Not even with a broken coke bottle!
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:45:06 PM EDT
[#35]
There oghtta be a law against her playing sports with biological girls
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:45:14 PM EDT
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This.

Where's the Home Alone gif?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:45:40 PM EDT
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Yep, and this is the difference between men and women.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:46:00 PM EDT
[#38]
Suck it, Bill. Suck it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:46:00 PM EDT
[#39]
27 years?  Looks like 47 years of marriage.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:46:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:46:31 PM EDT
[#41]
Who gets the pink sweater?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:46:33 PM EDT
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Lol
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:46:58 PM EDT
[#43]
Damn that dude is fugly as sin
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:47:08 PM EDT
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after 27 years...she's finally leaving his nerdy ass and taking half!

MILF ON THE MARKET!

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjFf77eeYDcfAKtwoBakiXjZlVYi7Y9KIbsIcI5MpxGs8oy3-4
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GOOD GOD MAN! that should earn you a permanent ban. Fuck.  
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:47:32 PM EDT
[#45]
so did she get inspired by Bezos's ex-wife becoming a single billionairess?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:47:47 PM EDT
[#46]
She is the most beautiful woman ever!
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:48:53 PM EDT
[#47]
Jfc good for him he should be with someone 30 years younger and hot.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:48:59 PM EDT
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She got all that $$$$$$$ I'd need a snorkel to get some air.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:49:21 PM EDT
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not me...I have a price
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 4:49:25 PM EDT
[#50]
It's obviously been rough on her, but he's no prize himself.
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