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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:04:50 PM EDT
Elon Musk will reveal human-sized Optimus ‘butler robot’ in 10 DAYS – and says it’s ‘cheaper than a car’
 Tesla is due to host an event about its work in AI on September 30 where it is expected to reveal further details about Optimus. Buzz is building within the Texas company as Tesla is having more internal meetings on robots, a person familiar with the matter said. Longer term, Musk said at a TED Talk robots could be used in homes, making dinner, mowing the lawn and caring for elderly people. The oddball billionaire, who has nine children with three women, even said the bots could become "buddy" or "catgirl" sex partners. The robot business eventually may be worth more than Tesla's car revenue, according to Musk. He has previously said that a Tesla robot could eventually become cheaper than a car. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/19865189/elon-musk-optimus-butler-robot-cheaper-car/ |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:07:13 PM EDT
[#1]
Sweet will it be able to do my work for me while I go on about my life and collect paychecks? That's what I'm looking for.
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:08:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sweet will it be able to do my work for me while I go on about my life and collect paychecks? That's what I'm looking for. I’d settle for handjobs |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:09:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:10:10 PM EDT
[#4]
He wanted to name it that so he could call the first one "prime".
Also, it's short. He likes that. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:10:13 PM EDT
[#5]
No Prime, no care...
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:10:41 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d settle for handjobs Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Sweet will it be able to do my work for me while I go on about my life and collect paychecks? That's what I'm looking for. I’d settle for handjobs Username is appropriate... |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:11:16 PM EDT
[#7]
Does it have holes for pleasures?
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:11:19 PM EDT
[#8]
Can I fuck it?
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:11:47 PM EDT
[#9]
Will I be able to put on a VR headset and go in all Surrogates style?
 "Surrogates" - Official Trailer [HQ] |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:12:23 PM EDT
[#10]
But, can we fuck it Elon?
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:12:40 PM EDT
[#11]
I am so glad this is not coming out on Sept 24th.
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:13:09 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can I fuck it? Probably not v1. Although I'm sure there will be a thriving aftermarket attachment/prosthetic market. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:13:49 PM EDT
[#13]
I thought he was going to create cat girls?
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:14:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can I fuck it? Asking the important questions. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:15:03 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Also, it's short. He likes that. 5' 8" is short? I thought it was the average male height. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:15:15 PM EDT
[#16]
Hmm, gonna be a lot of calls to the Tesla customer service hotline...
"Yeah my robot just caught on fire while it was cleaning the bathroom! Burned down my whole house!" |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:15:17 PM EDT
[#17]
I’ve seen this movie.
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:16:04 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: But, can we fuck it Elon? You know what they say… if you’re brave enough… |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:17:19 PM EDT
[#19]
"What is my purpose?"
"You pass butter." |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:17:43 PM EDT
[#20]
If it can run a zero turn mower, weed trimmer and is under $50k
Sign me up. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:18:02 PM EDT
[#21]
Will it come with three vibrating love channels with self cleaning technology
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:18:07 PM EDT
[#22]
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:18:42 PM EDT
[#23]
I foresee a future where everyone is employed through robots they purchase to be at their job for a little while until corporations buy their own. The cool thing will be bedazzled robots and shit then the robots will become self aware living in your basement just wanting to get fucked up on eweed and eating cheetos leaving robot shit everywhere. Also possible battle bots on the streets type stuff. Gonna be sick.
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:21:57 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I foresee a future where everyone is employed through robots they purchase to be at their job for a little while until corporations buy their own. The cool thing will be bedazzled robots and shit then the robots will become self aware living in your basement just wanting to get fucked up on eweed and eating cheetos leaving robot shit everywhere. Also possible battle bots on the streets type stuff. Gonna be sick. 
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:22:18 PM EDT
[#25]
Will they have a set of "robot nuts" to kick them in if they try and take over humanity?
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:24:13 PM EDT
[#26]
Wait, so the on the spectrum genius who says AI will kill us all gives AI the vehicle to do that? Holy fuck, lol!
Skynet becomes self aware… |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:24:41 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Will it come with three vibrating love channels with self cleaning technology Self cleaning huh? How would that work, some kind of water hookup? |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:26:17 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Self cleaning huh? How would that work, some kind of water hookup? You know those hose links on lawnmower decks? |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:27:09 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If it can run a zero turn mower, weed trimmer and is under $50k Sign me up. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:27:22 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You know those hose links on lawnmower decks? Yeah, I get the idea. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:27:47 PM EDT
[#31]
Woohoo!!!!
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:28:16 PM EDT
[#32]
No Pris no care
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:29:43 PM EDT
[#33]
Yeah, let’s go right from robot vacuums to fucking butlers. No need to scale up at all. And I’m sure some elderly 90lb woman wants to be waited on a hunk of metal weighing hundreds of pounds that could kill her or break a hip just getting bumped by it. There is no way current tech will allow this to be anything but a massive failure.
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:31:14 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 5' 8" is short? I thought it was the average male height. Maybe in China If you aint 6ft, you're just a little guy |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:34:23 PM EDT
[#35]
5'8" 125lbs, she sounds good so far...
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:37:19 PM EDT
[#36]
We live in a time where banks are hacked, accounts are hacked, gov computers are hacked, phones are hacked, everything is getting hacked every day or secretly monitoring every move or sound you make.
This is exactly what we don't need but go ahead and wait in line for it, I'm sure it will let you fuck it till it's time to fuck you. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:37:50 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can I fuck it? Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:39:44 PM EDT
[#38]
Ooh lemme guess, you get to reserve your robot butler/fuckbot for $100 and years later it still won’t be available?
No shit. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:40:22 PM EDT
[#39]
Can it be programmed to do basic car maintenance?
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:40:56 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We live in a time where banks are hacked, accounts are hacked, gov computers are hacked, phones are hacked, everything is getting hacked every day or secretly monitoring every move or sound you make. This is exactly what we don't need but go ahead and wait in line for it, I'm sure it will let you fuck it till it's time to fuck you. 
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:41:49 PM EDT
[#41]
But will it be able to climb stairs?
 Honda's Asimo Robot buckling on the stairs I love the portable privacy screen they rolled out at the end to hide the carnage. Damage control Honda style... 
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:42:48 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought he was going to create cat girls? He says these robots "could" become catgirls, meaning once again he's scammed us. |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:43:23 PM EDT
[#43]
I don’t think I believe those specs
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:51:11 PM EDT
[#44]
I only simp for dog girl robots
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:53:50 PM EDT
[#45]
If I get two or more, can I get them to coordinate and act as a squad?
Asking for a friend. In Minecraft |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:54:32 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d settle for handjobs Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Sweet will it be able to do my work for me while I go on about my life and collect paychecks? That's what I'm looking for. I’d settle for handjobs Handy around the house and handy behind the house |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:55:49 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If it can run a zero turn mower, weed trimmer and is under $50k Sign me up. Lawn Service and "Handy" man |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:56:58 PM EDT
[#48]
For a douchebag who was so worried about the advancement of AI, he sure as fuck doesn’t show it in his actions.
He’s such a weirdo. Him, his satanic mom, most recent baby mom, all of em’, straight up weirdos. He’s the conservatives’ “Bill Gates.” |
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:57:28 PM EDT
[#49]
Better get some more green tip and stock up more on 308.
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Posted: 9/20/2022 9:58:45 PM EDT
[#50]
He’s going to get neutered if it’s not world changing day one.
I don’t get why he feels the need to do this shit. Tesla is profitable and dominant. Spacex is dominant and profitable. |
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