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Posted: 12/23/2022 6:55:47 PM EDT
He stole billions of dollars for some Goofy (Disney-TM) looking chick and she still rolled on him immediately.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11570405/Sam-Bankman-Frieds-ex-Caroline-Ellison-admits-knowing-actions-ILLEGAL-plea-deal.html

Link Posted: 12/23/2022 6:56:51 PM EDT
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Do not want.  
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 6:57:12 PM EDT
[#2]
I bet the woke dog vegan non GMO poon was totally worth it
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 6:57:46 PM EDT
[#3]
She was never Cosa Nostra material...
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 6:57:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Well, he no longer the sugar daddy, so...
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 6:58:29 PM EDT
[#5]
A tale as old as time.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 6:59:22 PM EDT
[#6]
He was trying to lay the blame on her, so.....
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 6:59:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:01:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:01:50 PM EDT
[#9]
Not guilty, would plow... NOT!
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:02:13 PM EDT
[#10]
She looks like a young Hillary Clinton.

Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:02:17 PM EDT
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I see that and raise you this
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:03:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:06:38 PM EDT
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If you dig the dreaded hairpiece, yeah.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:08:02 PM EDT
[#14]
That chic had a train run on her at the house they lived at in the Bahamas

Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:08:30 PM EDT
[#15]
She looks like the type of person that would leave a tampon in for two years.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:08:57 PM EDT
[#16]
I wonder what her coochie tastes like
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:09:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:13:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:14:47 PM EDT
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Herpes or so she admits.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:20:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:25:50 PM EDT
[#21]
2 bagger
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:26:31 PM EDT
[#22]
I want to see what a $40 million dollar penthouse looks like.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:28:26 PM EDT
[#23]
Fugly
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:29:10 PM EDT
[#24]
Yes the meth weasel
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:30:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Yeah, but I betcha that cooter rates like the sweet nectar of love.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:31:12 PM EDT
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She looks more like the tampon.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:31:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:33:56 PM EDT
[#28]
This is a of a   of a   of a   of a . We did this like a month or so ago.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:34:51 PM EDT
[#29]
She looks like personal hygiene is an affront to her personhood.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:35:11 PM EDT
[#30]
Holy shit!!! Yikes!!! He can afford much better!!!
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:35:23 PM EDT
[#31]
Her family is loaded you think her parents would have fixed her nose. Its even worse from the side.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:36:17 PM EDT
[#32]
The courts like attractive women. She didn't stand a chance.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:36:33 PM EDT
[#33]
Isn't her Daddy well connected?

I may be wrong, but I thought he was some economics bigwig at MIT or something like that.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:38:22 PM EDT
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Not gunna lie, I kinda wanna nut on them glasses.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:38:33 PM EDT
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Nuh uhh...

Greta Thunberg has a sister cousin.

We've been ripped off by inbred retards!
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:40:07 PM EDT
[#36]
I wouldn't hit that with a stolen truck
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:41:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:42:17 PM EDT
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WTF is that thing in the lower right corner? Pet Alien?
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:42:50 PM EDT
[#39]
So, Woody Allen and Bill Gates had a child?
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:43:01 PM EDT
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2 over her head, 2 over yours just in case and 2 on your dick?
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:43:28 PM EDT
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Or, maybe she was the criminal mastermind all along.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:44:38 PM EDT
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HSV 1 and 2? Dang it, someone beat me to it.
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Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:45:59 PM EDT
[#43]
Her head is like a pistachio that I don't want to crack.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:47:40 PM EDT
[#44]
I could and have drank myself into cringeworthy poon. I'm not sure there's enough alcohol in Wisconsin for that one, probably
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:51:30 PM EDT
[#45]
Billions, plural, of dollars.  You could have at least had a much hotter girlfriend; and a decent chance at hotter and more loyal.  I mean, meth habit, those sexy vibes, what's not to like?

Or was that part of the scam?  Like, if that's his girlfriend, he must be sincere!
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:52:51 PM EDT
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We did not, as she had not rolled on him a month ago.  So, kindly fuck off.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:54:59 PM EDT
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you have gone too far

is nothing sacred
holy
put it in words
write it down
that is walking on hallowed ground
now its my duty
I'm a missionary
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:55:44 PM EDT
[#48]
I am shocked to learn he likes xx.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:56:09 PM EDT
[#49]
That’s a homely gal.
But he’s a butt ugly little dweeb, too.

Perfect for each other.
Link Posted: 12/23/2022 7:56:11 PM EDT
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