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Posted: 2/9/2023 4:31:48 PM EDT
What's baseball type hat that doesn't draw any attention?

Sportsball hats will always have people who love or hate the team

Branded hats can draw attention to fans of the brand

Blank/Black hats look weird like you're trying to be a "gray-man"

What say you all?
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:32:47 PM EDT
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Hats draw attention
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Never had anybody look twice at my Hoppes hat. If anyone has to ask what it is, I'll just tell them "chemicals".
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[#5]
Hat from a local feed store or granary
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IDGAF, blank hats are best, and not because of gray man shit.
Why would you advertise for a brand that isn't paying you to do so?
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:38:06 PM EDT
[#7]
Who cares
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:38:07 PM EDT
[#8]
Minor league baseball team hat. Or depending on the AO the local MLB /NHL or national felon league.

In a more rural area you can definitely get away with real tree or camo. In an urban setting I'd go with the above mentioned sports team.

Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:38:25 PM EDT
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My favorite hat was a free merch vendor sample from some guy wanting us to put our logo on hats.

It was for some restaurant in the Florida keys I think. I would do something like that. Everybody travels.
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Hat from a local feed store or granary
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One of my favorites is from our feed store.  It fits perfectly
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:38:46 PM EDT
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Hats draw attention
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my shining pate draws attention.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:39:18 PM EDT
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How about a hat with a morale patch:
“I overthink everyfuckingthing”

I feel like you’ve been wearing a top hat that you’ve been applying mercury to.

Where’s the Jurassic park gif? You get the video instead.
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Something like a promo hat for a beer or liquor company; I've got a "Corona" hat somewhere...

And, a generic hunting/sportsmans company cap; like a Browning-logo cap, or a Cabelas cap, or something suitably generic like that.

If you want to be super grey man, keep a couple of unstructured caps in your Maxpedition murse and swap them out whenever you feel like you've been made by the glowies.

Also, bring several pairs of shoes. Lots of people strip off over shirts or pants whenever they do something nefarious and try to walk away; the quick change of clothes can throw off most people. No one ever swaps out their footwear though. Just as distinctive a lot of the time.
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Local high school athletics support cap works fine for me. YMMV
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Pretty much . Never had someone walk up and say " OMG I like your Kuiu , Local Business ,  , etc " hat .
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my tan ford mustang hat works well for me
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Just pick up a hat with Tractor Supply’s logo on it or something.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:43:34 PM EDT
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If you're trying to be "gray man", you're probably try too hard.

Just get a couple caps with some local sports teams on em. If you're worried about being asked about your simple sports, then you probably have bigger issues than your hat.
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Pretty much . Never had someone walk up and say " OMG I like your Kuiu , Company , etc " hat .
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I, ackshually, have gotten a couple “nice hat” comments when wearing one of my LaRue caps
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:44:18 PM EDT
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Amazon fitted no logo hats in dark blue or green.
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Academy Sports.  Cheap.  I have a bunch of them.

If I offend anyone with it, I certainly don't give a shit.
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Not trying to be a gray man, just don't want attention
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“Vegan”
“CrossFit”
“Cyclist”
Corvette Flag Logo
“Staccato”

All of these hats will ensure nobody wants to talk to you and steers clear.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:45:35 PM EDT
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Quoted:
What's baseball type hat that doesn't draw any attention?

Sportsball hats will always have people who love or hate the team

Branded hats can draw attention to fans of the brand

Blank/Black hats look weird like you're trying to be a "gray-man"

What say you all?
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Nobody is looking at people with blank ball caps and thinking they are trying to be all gray man.

Nobody even pays attention to this stuff.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:47:39 PM EDT
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Blank/Black hats look weird like you're trying to be a "gray-man"

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Normal people don't think this.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:47:44 PM EDT
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Under Armor hats.

Never a single comment. Ever.
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Hats from the popular team where you live.

Random company hats are also quite nondescript.  They don’t promote a cause, antagonize a fan base, etc.  something like Al’s Plumbing and HVAC.  It is not immediately recognizable or memorable.  Not a memorable logo cap such as Carhartt or Oakley.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:48:00 PM EDT
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Farm credit
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Hats from the popular team where you live.

Random company hats are also quite nondescript.  They don’t promote a cause, antagonize a fan base, etc.  something like Al’s Plumbing and HVAC.  It is not immediately recognizable or memorable.  Not a memorable logo cap such as Carhartt or Oakley.
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*Puts on Gillette hat*

Totally doesn't antagonize anyone.
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You can get solid color ball caps at WM foe $4, that's what I wear. When they get nasty ,they become" working in the yard "hats.

Yeah I know FWM.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:50:09 PM EDT
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I have been wearing baseball hats for the last 30 years and can count on one hand the number of times anybody has mentioned anything on the hat. You have too much time on your hands.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:50:25 PM EDT
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here's a good one for the south side of wherever

Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:51:51 PM EDT
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IDGAF, blank hats are best, and not because of gray man shit.
Why would you advertise for a brand that isn't paying you to do so?
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Who says they are not paying me?
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:52:18 PM EDT
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"Althetic sipotters"
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:53:26 PM EDT
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This hat should put you way under the radar:

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Outdoor Research
Columbia
Eddie Bauer

(Mostly politically neutral outdoor companies)
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:55:35 PM EDT
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I get hats from vendors/industry all the time, mostly the Richardson hats.

Never gotten much of a reaction with a "insert random contractor name logo/here" hat.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:56:13 PM EDT
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OR this one:

Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:56:23 PM EDT
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Minor league baseball team hat. Or depending on the AO the local MLB /NHL or national felon league.

In a more rural area you can definitely get away with real tree or camo. In an urban setting I'd go with the above mentioned sports team.

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I live in a small, rural town, you are almost underdressed at Walmart if not wearing camo.  

When I do have to travel to the office for work in an upper class area, I sure get the looks if I am wearing a camo jacket!  Sometimes I do wear one just to freak the pretentious old ladies and soccer moms.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 4:57:48 PM EDT
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1) insert Jurassic Park Dennis “Dotson-we got Dotson here! See nobody cares” meme

2) amazon.  Plain flex-fit ball cap.  Choose your color.

Edit: Beat by BuddyChryst
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 5:00:00 PM EDT
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This one

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Link Posted: 2/9/2023 5:01:06 PM EDT
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A plain ball cap doesn’t cause that reaction among normal people; just like a Carhartt hat doesn’t draw any attention.

Don’t overthink shit, weirdo.
Link Posted: 2/9/2023 5:01:19 PM EDT
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Under Armor hats.

Never a single comment. Ever.
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This is actually probably a decent bet.

the other way is if you have a favorite hat from a smaller company, see if it has a brand/model, and search for that on eBay for other variety's / logos that have been put on it.
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I've got an old friend from college who is now an MD and specializes in "procedures" (...colonoscopies) I'd buy that hat for
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