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Posted: 8/18/2023 12:40:17 AM EDT
Enjoy your last night on Earth.

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I'll be in my cave. So don't bother leaving a message.
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Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:41:43 AM EDT
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Chuthulu is going to fuck us all in the ass with its tentacle beard!!!!! Run!!!

Eta:Cthulhu
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:43:47 AM EDT
[#2]
lol
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:45:01 AM EDT
[#3]
Neat, i didn’t want to work tomorrow anyways
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:45:53 AM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:46:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Til tomorrow.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:46:49 AM EDT
[#6]
Yakub will save us. We are the Caucasians of his divination!
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:48:30 AM EDT
[#7]
Interdasting
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:48:44 AM EDT
[#8]
I was going to make Espresso.




Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:49:10 AM EDT
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Let's form an arfcom tribe.

I will take the Tribe the "beans in chili" tribe.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:49:10 AM EDT
[#10]
Tag for when work is canceled tomorrow… or not
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:49:25 AM EDT
[#11]
i might not make it into the cave in time. i have to mow my lawn tomorrow morning
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:51:14 AM EDT
[#12]
Oh dude wtf this has to happen while I'm stuck at work. Fuck.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:52:39 AM EDT
[#13]
I thought planet X was out beyond pluto?

regardless rapid pole shifts are scary

along with new madrid fault earthquakes, carrington event level sun flares, gamma bursts, slightly sub luminal particles of dust, tornados, heart attacks, strokes, marxists, zombies, werewolves, vampires, pink elephants, fuzzy dice, monkey paws, stay puft marshmellow man


Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:52:41 AM EDT
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You don't happen to work in a deep underground cave stocked with provisions do you?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:53:26 AM EDT
[#15]
I thought Bolon Yokte K'uh was going to solve our problems years ago. The disappointment grows.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:55:11 AM EDT
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Let's form an arfcom tribe.

I will take the Tribe the "beans in chili" tribe.
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Sweet, I will augment with the food and history of Ohio auxiliary.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:55:50 AM EDT
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You don't happen to work in a deep underground cave stocked with provisions do you?
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Oh dude wtf this has to happen while I'm stuck at work. Fuck.


You don't happen to work in a deep underground cave stocked with provisions do you?
Who was the member that would post the mining equipment in use pics and clips?


Fortified bunker. With shoring.


Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:57:23 AM EDT
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The Annunaki come from Nibiru, not Cthulhu. Get it together, before our ant overlords arrive.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:57:43 AM EDT
[#19]
Ok, should I go outside and start firing wildly into the air now? Or tommrow night?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:58:10 AM EDT
[#20]
DAMNIT!!!

I just won the lotto and this shit happens.

Fuck me.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:59:08 AM EDT
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I thought planet X was out beyond pluto?

regardless rapid pole shifts are scary

along with new madrid fault earthquakes, carrington event level sun flares, gamma bursts, slightly sub luminal particles of dust, tornados, heart attacks, strokes, marxists, zombies, werewolves, vampires, pink elephants, fuzzy dice, monkey paws, stay puft marshmellow man


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Tell him about the twinkie.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 12:59:49 AM EDT
[#22]
Fingers crossed.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:02:10 AM EDT
[#23]
This might be



I guess we’ll find out tomorrow if



Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:02:17 AM EDT
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Are studded snow tires cut into a cod piece/gimp mask business casual if I also wear a polo?

asking for myself
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:02:17 AM EDT
[#25]
As Nibiru approaches, just don't forever sleep yourself like these guys did....


Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:04:25 AM EDT
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I will take the Tribe the "beans in chili" tribe.
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Foul apostate of unspeakable evil!!

Putting beans into our divine chili angers our Holy & Pure Lord with flatulence!  Thus he sends NIBIRU hurtling from the far dark blackness to destroy the Earth & thus forever smite thou Bean Blasphemers to Hell!

There is still time to be Saved!! Because loving & just God will Rapture those believers in the Purity of the Holy Meat Chili safely to Heaven before the Judgement Day arrives!

ARF Borthers & Sisters!! You have been warned to change from your evil bean blasphemy while you still can!
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:04:40 AM EDT
[#27]
Astronomers at this point are pretty sure "planet 9", "planet X", etc does exist at this point, based off orbital anomalies. Essentially a huge planet, but with an eccentric orbit taking it waaaaay outside of most of our solar system. That said, we'd see it coming when it started getting back within our general solar neighborhood. Whole reason it's thought to be out of sight now is the orbit taking it far enough away that the sun doesn't illuminate it anymore. That doesn't work anymore once it's closer to us than like...Neptune. We'd definitely know more than a day out. More likely months to weeks at minimum.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:05:46 AM EDT
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It sounds like we all get to sleep in tomorrow. Kick ass.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:07:57 AM EDT
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DAMNIT!!!

I just won the lotto and this shit happens.

Fuck me.
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if I had picked the right numbers a couple of weeks ago I would be in the process of buying several thousand acres with numerous caves, some with civil war salt peter mines

now I'm just going to die in this apartment
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:08:58 AM EDT
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Foul apostate of unspeakable evil!!

Putting beans into our divine chili angers our Devine & Holy Lord, who sends NIBIRU hurtling from the far dark blackness to destroy the Earth & thus forever smite thou Bean Blasphemers to Hell!

There is still time to be Saved!! Because loving & just God will Rapture those believers in the Purity of the Holy Meat Chili safely to Heaven before the Judgement Day arrives!

ARF Borthers & Sisters!! You have been warned to change from your evil bean blasphemy while you still can!
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Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:09:12 AM EDT
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It is, and it's not even big enough to be called a proper planet.  Planetoid X is so far out there I don't think Voyager has even reached it's orbit yet.  Not sure how it's going to make a left turn at Uranus and come in for an unauthorized flyby within the next 24 hours.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:17:43 AM EDT
[#32]
lol... fuck me
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:21:32 AM EDT
[#33]
Homie claims to be an MBA but didn't mention kaizen?

Complete bullshit.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:22:28 AM EDT
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Why not both?


Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:23:20 AM EDT
[#35]
Well shit. I’m in Memphis so it’s already SHTF but if anyone has any good hookers and blow connections hit me up.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:24:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:27:34 AM EDT
[#37]





Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:29:03 AM EDT
[#38]
Surprised this hasn't already been posted.  GD slackin' tonight.
R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:29:04 AM EDT
[#39]
Gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes and some booze, then masturbate to this later
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:29:39 AM EDT
[#40]
GL with each and every one of ya'll's personal apocalypse.

I'll catch ya'll on the flop.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:31:03 AM EDT
[#41]
Ohhhh. I’m at work and we have a bomb shelter. Suckas!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:32:05 AM EDT
[#42]
Good.  I'm tired of all this crap.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:33:26 AM EDT
[#43]
So... inquiring minds need to know.

What time on the 18th?

East or West of the IDL?

GMT?

Arizona time?


Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:33:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:41:41 AM EDT
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Yeah, no shit. I have to fix a gutter tomorrow that has freaking wasps in it… plus, it’s going to scorching hot.
Get it over already….
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:42:28 AM EDT
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Tentacles?!?!?


@Beatsoffindistress
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:43:13 AM EDT
[#47]
So Mamouth cave is the meeting point?
Could this not have happened 2 weeks ago when I was there visiting?
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:43:40 AM EDT
[#48]
I'm ready.
Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:43:49 AM EDT
[#49]
Is this true ?

oh my

Link Posted: 8/18/2023 1:49:46 AM EDT
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If it's going to cause pole shift, is going to cause world wide earthquakes, your sure being underground is the safest place to be?  Wouldn't you want to be on the plains with no trees around you?
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