What's everyone going as for Halloween?

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Posted: 10/9/2023 10:20:40 PM EDT

Have a gun show that weekend, since I have an actual calendar and I actually look ahead these days, figgered I'd dress up fer once. Tell me what you're going as to yer office party or whatever, give me some ideas.

For the anti-Halloween Christians posting, yes, I'm celebrating Satan and am going to sacrifice a baby at midnight - what can I say, the dentists pay me well.

ETA: No, not going as a pirate. That's someone else in another thread, long ago.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:29:45 PM EDT

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Any Uke-Boi going as Zelensky? I'm talking about olive drab Zelensky and not plastic leotard and high heels.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:31:02 PM EDT

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Medieval dude with a huge (very real) sword.

I plan to go to adults-only venues and hand out small pocket knives and cigarette lighters.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:32:42 PM EDT

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Anton Chigurh if I get around to getting the right stuff

ETA: at the gettin' place

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:33:05 PM EDT

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I'll be dressed as a narcoleptic because I'll be staying home sleeping.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:33:23 PM EDT

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A banana.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:33:57 PM EDT

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I'm gonna put a potato in my pants and be a dictator

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:34:52 PM EDT

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I got a one-piece, one-size-fits-all, hot dog costume and a Sonic the Hedgehog mask. I'm going as a Sonic (drive-in) hot dog. It's corny, but my daughters think it's hilarious and their entertainment is what matters.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:35:31 PM EDT

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Nice.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:36:46 PM EDT

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doctor/nurse with the wife. gotta hit the swingers club.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:36:59 PM EDT

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I keep threatening to dress up as John Hammond, put my two month old in a dinosaur costume, print out and tape the NICU insurance claims to him, and tell everyone in the neighborhood "I made it with DNA! Spared no expense!"

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:38:04 PM EDT

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A sexy vampire, might post pictures if I have too much to drink.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:40:35 PM EDT

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Quoting this…….

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:45:04 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/9/2023 10:45:17 PM EDT

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If my company allows. it, I'll go as a psyco ward attende. I've got a pair of white scrubs that have never been worn. If I can find my old military engraved name plate that would really help to flesh it out for the boomers that lived that life!

They are coming to take me away haha!

At 6'4" with a resting bitch face I could strike fear in the heart of even the coldest individual.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:48:25 PM EDT

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Peter North

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:50:18 PM EDT

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I am an adult. I dont wear costumes.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:51:16 PM EDT

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Sure thing "Hollands2"

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:51:16 PM EDT

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My wife is going as a cat, and I’m going as a cat owner…complete with scratches and bite marks.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:52:54 PM EDT

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Friends of ours are having a Halloween party. I’ll be wearing an inflatable penis costume and my wife is going as warm apple pie.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:53:25 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/9/2023 10:53:45 PM EDT

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Tina Turner....

I got the wig, microphone and heels....

Now, just gotta find a dress I can still fit in...

ETA: I also gotta find a cool party to go to.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:56:24 PM EDT

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I'm 67 years old.
I haven't 'dressed up' for Halloween since I was a teenager and I'm not planning on do it anytime soon.

Posted: 10/9/2023 10:57:24 PM EDT

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Mother, Juggs and love! Did I get the reference right?

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:04:31 PM EDT

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Dooley....

He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

Pink Shoelaces - Dodie Stevens Live 1959

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgaZZl_GVg

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:20:06 PM EDT

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That's pretty good.

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:20:46 PM EDT

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Might be a bit risque for the gun show...

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:23:03 PM EDT

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Don't know that I can pull off sexy, but a vampire would certainly jibe w/ my credit card machine.

I could take the crossbow and be a vampire hunter...

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:24:13 PM EDT

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Rust movie set crew with bullet holes and blood.

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:25:46 PM EDT

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Fair. Maybe not the most appropriate for a gun show.

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:25:52 PM EDT

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Homocidal maniac.

We look just like everyone else.

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:29:53 PM EDT

[#31]

A fat old man with bad knees a shit job and crippling debt.

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:30:02 PM EDT

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That's no fun. I'm thinking vampire, I can ask for their blood or their money, and wave the credit card machine around.

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:30:38 PM EDT

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The wife and I are going as Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani.

My favorite part is the crotchless tights my wife will be wearing !!!

Smokin Hot….

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Posted: 10/9/2023 11:44:31 PM EDT

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A massive blue vein thumper.

Cause I'm kind of a dick.

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:47:10 PM EDT

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Ryan Gosling from Drive.

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:48:59 PM EDT

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A Roman

Posted: 10/9/2023 11:54:56 PM EDT

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I can do the toga, but doing my sales shtick in Latin would be difficult.

Posted: 10/10/2023 12:04:48 AM EDT

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We are doing the Incredibles. Daughter loves those movies.

Posted: 10/10/2023 12:24:33 AM EDT

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I can do the toga, but doing my sales shtick in Latin would be difficult.

HIC SUNT DRAGUNOV

Posted: 10/10/2023 12:24:52 AM EDT

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A pirate

Posted: 10/10/2023 12:25:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/10/2023 12:25:25 AM EDT

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Yeah, that's already been done.

Posted: 10/10/2023 12:26:43 AM EDT

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Nosferatu, because I’m already ugly as fuck

Posted: 10/10/2023 12:27:51 AM EDT

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Thinking I could do the vampire, ask passing punters,"How may I take your blood today? Money, money! How may I take your money today?"

Posted: 10/10/2023 12:39:02 AM EDT

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Nothing as usual. No kids and I haven't dressed up for halloween since I was probably 10ish. Not my thing. But have at it.

Last one I went as a windshield wiper, friend went as the other one. So set of windshield wipers.