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Posted: 4/21/2024 9:33:01 PM EDT
At the cookoff.  

Never again.

Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:34:07 PM EDT
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Beans belong in chili.
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:36:04 PM EDT
[#2]
You kill anyone yet?
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:36:11 PM EDT
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That's fine.

Just don't put beans in a competition.  Nobody wants to judge that shit and with good reason.
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:36:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:36:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:38:49 PM EDT
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This
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:39:32 PM EDT
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Why do people hate beans so much?
Good source of fiber and they are a decent filler or at least better than most fillers.

Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:40:56 PM EDT
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Why do people hate beans so much?
Good source of fiber and they are a decent filler or at least better than most fillers.

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Because buying good beef is much better than bean fillers, and it tastes better!
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:41:58 PM EDT
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Just my shitter.

Word choice deliberate.
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:45:56 PM EDT
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Just my shitter.

Word choice deliberate.
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What did you do, eat 3 pounds of hot AF beans? I don't know why people think hot AF tastes good.
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:46:58 PM EDT
[#11]
beans always win outside of TX
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:49:45 PM EDT
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What did you do, eat 3 pounds of hot AF beans? I don't know why people think hot AF tastes good.
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11 spoonfuls of 11 different entries varying from HAF to visual holocaust to bland cardboard.
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:51:22 PM EDT
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I like beans just fine.  Or at least I thought I did.

Now beans are automatic stranger danger if I didn't make them.
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:53:22 PM EDT
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I grew up in the UK in the 60’s and 70’s.
Meat was expensive. Everything was.
Beans, and eggs, were regular protein subs.

So, I grew up on beans. Still crave them, baked on buttered toast, as a comfort food.
Good BBQ beans are…. amazing.
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 9:57:47 PM EDT
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I grew up in the UK in the 60’s and 70’s.
Meat was expensive. Everything was.
Beans, and eggs, were regular protein subs.

So, I grew up on beans. Still crave them, baked on buttered toast, as a comfort food.
Good BBQ beans are…. amazing.
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https://barbecuebible.com/recipe/best-barbecued-beans-planet/https://barbecuebible.com/recipe/best-barbecued-beans-planet/
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 10:05:14 PM EDT
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Lol
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 10:18:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Judge Bean
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Link Posted: 4/21/2024 10:21:49 PM EDT
[#18]
I miss Judge Beans. They had good chicken fried steak.  Had a friend in high school eat their 4lb challenge burger in something like 26 minutes.
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 10:24:30 PM EDT
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Good source of fiber and they are a decent filler or at least better than most fillers.

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Carbs. The only beans low in carbs are horrible, like...lima beans.
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 10:25:24 PM EDT
[#20]
Fuck legumes.
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 11:29:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/21/2024 11:31:29 PM EDT
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Fuck legumes.
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Kinky...
Link Posted: 4/21/2024 11:55:50 PM EDT
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At the cookoff.  

Never again.

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I only volunteer for Brisket or Ribs.
Link Posted: 4/22/2024 12:05:13 AM EDT
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I put green beans in my chili. I mean, why not? My fellow beaners and I agree there’s no God who can punish us, right?
Link Posted: 4/22/2024 12:05:57 AM EDT
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This is wisdom.  Let all hear it.
Link Posted: 4/22/2024 12:15:28 AM EDT
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Why do people hate beans so much?
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Mostly cause its more as a filler than something that makes it better. I'll eat it either way, but usually I refrain from adding beans to chili. I usually only do it if I'm just low on meat for the chili.

Though with bbq I'll always have beans as a side.
Link Posted: 4/22/2024 4:10:14 AM EDT
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Well that's cute,  you have a Tender tummy.
Link Posted: 4/22/2024 6:39:35 AM EDT
[#28]
I love butter beans and Lima beans.
Standard fare around here.

Lima beans, onions, and cornbread. Delicious!
Link Posted: 4/22/2024 6:57:13 AM EDT
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Never again.

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You find that people can’t cook beans or they get too drunk to finish them right.
Or they try to make them into gumbo.


First test,  are they done.  If not zero
Second, is the pork rancid.  A lot of time people flavor beans with old pork.
Third   For me if you put chili powder in beans and it stands out. Zero
Any celery , zero


That takes care of about 90%

Then you pick the good ones
Link Posted: 4/22/2024 7:13:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2024 8:14:47 AM EDT
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Yup. Had live music as well iirc. The one in Carrollton had an SRV tribute dude who was really good. Our youngest got her first traffic ticket at 15yo doing cookies in their parking lot... ahh, the memories.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:46:08 PM EDT
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My people have a sense of humor

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Best team name evar
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:52:38 PM EDT
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I’m guessing it’s that many people make food blander than wallpaper.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:53:05 PM EDT
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FPNI
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:54:56 PM EDT
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Never!

NEVER EVER BE A FOOD JUDGE ANYWHERE!

You will never ever know what you ate
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:55:29 PM EDT
[#36]
Beans are good but, in chili.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:56:43 PM EDT
[#37]
Pit beans with burnt ends brisket and/or pork shoulder ftw.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:58:46 PM EDT
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NEVER EVER BE A FOOD JUDGE ANYWHERE!

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Fuck that.  My ass has recovered.  I'm about to go judge the shit out of at least one of the meats tomorrow.  Papalote if anyone wants to show up and suffer with me.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 9:04:06 PM EDT
[#39]
They're magical fruits.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 9:30:26 PM EDT
[#40]
Beans belong in Mexican food (which I fucking love!).
And in chili
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 9:42:52 PM EDT
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Beans belong in Mexican food (which I fucking love!).

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And in chili
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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 10:01:56 PM EDT
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It's not that we have anything against beans - we like beans as much as anyone. Beans are great.

Putting beans in a spicy meaty stew doesn't make sense, though. They don't make it better in any way - they're just a cheap filler for people too poor to get enough beef to make it properly. Beans don't provide any flavor. They don't provide better texture. They don't enhance the dish at all, they just make it cheaper.


If I gave you "beef stew" made with hamburger meat and beans, you'd be disappointed. That's exactly how we feel when y'all make "chili" with hamburger meat and beans. If I indignantly insisted that beef stew SHOULD have beans, maybe you'd understand.
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