So, You Want To Be A Nurse Anesthetist (Page 2 of 2)
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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
We have several people from our dept. Two of whom are fucking stone cold hotties body wise and OK face wise. I never go to the national meeting. I usually never miss the state one though. Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Originally Posted By MattR:
Anyone at Seattle AANA? |
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Originally Posted By MattR:
Anyone at Seattle AANA? +1 on too EW's comment on frustration with lazy people. That doesn't fly in our group with either docs or crnas. As busy as we get with trauma and high acuity stuff, there isn't room for slacking. |
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Originally Posted By Azygos:
There may be some from our group of 45-50 CRNAs. I've been away on "vacation" moving into our rental house so don't know who went. +1 on too EW's comment on frustration with lazy people. That doesn't fly in our group with either docs or crnas. As busy as we get with trauma and high acuity stuff, there isn't room for slacking. Originally Posted By Azygos:
Originally Posted By MattR:
Anyone at Seattle AANA? +1 on too EW's comment on frustration with lazy people. That doesn't fly in our group with either docs or crnas. As busy as we get with trauma and high acuity stuff, there isn't room for slacking. Doctor would likely agree, you can find lazy or hard workers in any group. |
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Originally Posted By MK262:
@EvanWilliams @Azygos You need this shirt. 
http://i.imgur.com/omhVr7n.jpg 
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Originally Posted By MK262:
@EvanWilliams @Azygos You need this shirt.
http://i.imgur.com/omhVr7n.jpg To: [email protected] RE: Your upcoming Appointment Please report to office WA.437384.432 in the large building where no patient care takes place. Time 0800 (we don't actually arrive until 0900 but we like to maintain the fiction that we work 8-5). Directions: Leave the large building where patient care happens and money is generated. Take the shuttle driven (invariably) by foul tempered, poor mannered and openly hostile urban dweller to the large building where people who actually matter work. Walk past the reserved by name parking spaces, continue past the large formal dining room where we will be having breakfast (the cooked to order omelettes and strawberry crepes are Fabulous!!!! ) then proceed through the starbucks, past the gym, notice the nail salon, masseuse and gift shop on the right. Take the elevator to the top. Have a seat and make yourself comfortable while waiting for an hour. We will then discuss your wearing of less than professional attire that disparages our highly valued medicaid and "private pay" patients. Thank you in advance for your COMPLIANCE. HR. |
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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
From: Human Resources To: [email protected] RE: Your upcoming Appointment Please report to office WA.437384.432 in the large building where no patient care takes place. Time 0800 (we don't actually arrive until 0900 but we like to maintain the fiction that we work 8-5). Directions: Leave the large building where patient care happens and money is generated. Take the shuttle driven (invariably) by foul tempered, poor mannered and openly hostile urban dweller to the large building where people who actually matter work. Walk past the reserved by name parking spaces, continue past the large formal dining room where we will be having breakfast (the cooked to order omelettes and strawberry crepes are Fabulous!!!! ) then proceed through the starbucks, past the gym, notice the nail salon, masseuse and gift shop on the right. Take the elevator to the top. Have a seat and make yourself comfortable while waiting for an hour. We will then discuss your wearing of less than professional attire that disparages our highly valued medicaid and "private pay" patients. Thank you in advance for your COMPLIANCE. HR. Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Originally Posted By MK262:
@EvanWilliams @Azygos You need this shirt.
http://i.imgur.com/omhVr7n.jpg To: [email protected] RE: Your upcoming Appointment Please report to office WA.437384.432 in the large building where no patient care takes place. Time 0800 (we don't actually arrive until 0900 but we like to maintain the fiction that we work 8-5). Directions: Leave the large building where patient care happens and money is generated. Take the shuttle driven (invariably) by foul tempered, poor mannered and openly hostile urban dweller to the large building where people who actually matter work. Walk past the reserved by name parking spaces, continue past the large formal dining room where we will be having breakfast (the cooked to order omelettes and strawberry crepes are Fabulous!!!! ) then proceed through the starbucks, past the gym, notice the nail salon, masseuse and gift shop on the right. Take the elevator to the top. Have a seat and make yourself comfortable while waiting for an hour. We will then discuss your wearing of less than professional attire that disparages our highly valued medicaid and "private pay" patients. Thank you in advance for your COMPLIANCE. HR. 
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"The Nation that makes a great distinction between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." -- Thucydides
| You laugh, but our underground garage just lost half a dozen of the best physician/nurse/patient/visitor spots. That row of spots now has "ADMIN ONLY" painted across the lanes. |
Like fine herbs, dreams only develop their full fragrance when crushed and ground into a fine powder.
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Originally Posted By Azygos:
You laugh, but our underground garage just lost half a dozen of the best physician/nurse/patient/visitor spots. That row of spots now has "ADMIN ONLY" painted across the lanes. |
"The Nation that makes a great distinction between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." -- Thucydides
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Originally Posted By Azygos:
You laugh, but our underground garage just lost half a dozen of the best physician/nurse/patient/visitor spots. That row of spots now has "ADMIN ONLY" painted across the lanes. |
"The more posts by EvanWilliams I read, the less I am impressed by him. I'm pretty sure he's a habitual liar, or at the very least, a very bad braggart." Beltfedleadhead
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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
A bottle of Eau de parfum de Skunk would set the proper tone. Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Originally Posted By Azygos:
You laugh, but our underground garage just lost half a dozen of the best physician/nurse/patient/visitor spots. That row of spots now has "ADMIN ONLY" painted across the lanes. |
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You have realigned my vision and made me fully engaged with your vision. Do not look upon me, for I am hideous and mustn't sully your sight with my uncleanliness.*
*Please note that uncleanliness does not include washing or sanitizing hands before and after patient contact. I am meticulous about that. Need confirmation? Go ask those secret shopper spies that you enlist to see if we actually do that vs pick our noses upon greeting patients. |
Like fine herbs, dreams only develop their full fragrance when crushed and ground into a fine powder.
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Originally Posted By MattR:
Hey, you can't be disrespectful to the University of Phoenix business degree holding gods that inhabit the top floor. Go park in the gravel lot with all the other peasants that need to be led and instructed in policy compliance. Originally Posted By MattR:
Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Originally Posted By Azygos:
You laugh, but our underground garage just lost half a dozen of the best physician/nurse/patient/visitor spots. That row of spots now has "ADMIN ONLY" painted across the lanes. |
"The more posts by EvanWilliams I read, the less I am impressed by him. I'm pretty sure he's a habitual liar, or at the very least, a very bad braggart." Beltfedleadhead
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Originally Posted By Azygos:
You have realigned my vision and made me fully engaged with your vision. Do not look upon me, for I am hideous and mustn't sully your sight with my uncleanliness.* *Please note that uncleanliness does not include washing or sanitizing hands before and after patient contact. I am meticulous about that. Need confirmation? Go ask those secret shopper spies that you enlist to see if we actually do that vs pick our noses upon greeting patients. |
"The more posts by EvanWilliams I read, the less I am impressed by him. I'm pretty sure he's a habitual liar, or at the very least, a very bad braggart." Beltfedleadhead
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Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
From: Human Resources To: [email protected] RE: Your upcoming Appointment Please report to office WA.437384.432 in the large building where no patient care takes place. Time 0800 (we don't actually arrive until 0900 but we like to maintain the fiction that we work 8-5). Directions: Leave the large building where patient care happens and money is generated. Take the shuttle driven (invariably) by foul tempered, poor mannered and openly hostile urban dweller to the large building where people who actually matter work. Walk past the reserved by name parking spaces, continue past the large formal dining room where we will be having breakfast (the cooked to order omelettes and strawberry crepes are Fabulous!!!! ) then proceed through the starbucks, past the gym, notice the nail salon, masseuse and gift shop on the right. Take the elevator to the top. Have a seat and make yourself comfortable while waiting for an hour. We will then discuss your wearing of less than professional attire that disparages our highly valued medicaid and "private pay" patients. Thank you in advance for your COMPLIANCE. HR. |
"Dont be afraid to see what you see" Ronald Reagan
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Originally Posted By SkeeterTZX:
you really did work at UAB. Ha! Originally Posted By SkeeterTZX:
Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
From: Human Resources To: [email protected] RE: Your upcoming Appointment Please report to office WA.437384.432 in the large building where no patient care takes place. Time 0800 (we don't actually arrive until 0900 but we like to maintain the fiction that we work 8-5). Directions: Leave the large building where patient care happens and money is generated. Take the shuttle driven (invariably) by foul tempered, poor mannered and openly hostile urban dweller to the large building where people who actually matter work. Walk past the reserved by name parking spaces, continue past the large formal dining room where we will be having breakfast (the cooked to order omelettes and strawberry crepes are Fabulous!!!! ) then proceed through the starbucks, past the gym, notice the nail salon, masseuse and gift shop on the right. Take the elevator to the top. Have a seat and make yourself comfortable while waiting for an hour. We will then discuss your wearing of less than professional attire that disparages our highly valued medicaid and "private pay" patients. Thank you in advance for your COMPLIANCE. HR. Occasionally time for lunch at Milo's that was next to parking garage |
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