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Posted: 11/2/2004 4:46:33 AM EDT
Yes, it's true. Happened a couple days a ago.
But...Me, being a atheistic heathen dog (meaning I'm one of the few sane people left in this fantasy and superstition driven society) didn't believe him. And HE even gave me #'s 284-254 SO. I had these two cutout full size boards of Kerry and Bush. I set 'em up in my yard, got the Glock 9mm out, moved 50 yards away (so as not to be too accurate) and said a prayer, "Oh mighty God, I shall raise my mighty Glock and fire ten at thy cutout's. YOU in your mighty wisdom will guide thy divine bullets, so as to mortally injure the cardboard figure who will lose on Tuesday, OK? He didn't answer, but I heard a bird sing, so I figure that was close enough and more than what most Christians get from their prayers." So i raised the gun and fired 10 quick ones. Got Kerry in the thigh, in the arm and a direct hit in the penis. Got Bush in the leg, in the foot and in the neck (probably a mortal wound). So it was confirmed by God and Gun. Kerry wins. |
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Either way, it'll be nice after the election when you Demonrat Untergrount trolls go back to yer vermin infested, bile filled rat hole.
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So, not only are you a relentless troll.... NOW you're a relentless troll who is going to hear from the Secret Service. You are REALLY going to enjoy the several days of hell, that they are going to put you through. Have fun. |
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lol
Dog told me Bush was gonna when. He's that bounty hunter in hawaii. |
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Amen to that. And DU is not even accepting any more registrations until the elections are over. What Pussies! |
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Bush could survive a mere flesh wound like that |
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is it really against the law to shoot at a picture of the president? Hell they sold Clinton targets at a gun range I went to back when he was president. |
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...and a nice, big bowl of bran wouldn't hurt, either. |
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sept, 2004. 38 posts??? I call ! So, when do I get my reward money????
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Well at least your consistant, most atheists are democraps, I mean if you don't believe in a supreme being then j.f.k is your man
....and the penis shot was luck, no one can hit a target that small at that distance. I predict kerry commits suicide when he loses and john edwards won't have sex with him anymore. You know if you shoot kerry in the back of the head you get edwards too with one shot. I don't believe you even have a gun ,your too big of an idiot and I hope the secret service sends you to federal pound me in the ass prison for shooting a target with W on it. |
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That's for the Secret Service to decide, after hours and hours of gruelling questions, and expensive lawyers. I'd say that right about now, they should be reading this thread. Good luck gentlemen. |
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I am seriously thinking about calling the FBI about this one.
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Call the secret service. Or better, drop them an email.
The more they receive, the better. |
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thats alright no need to call,the new trolls don't relized this board is monitored by all the govt. law agencies. |
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You've just ruined what big money you could have got for those two poster boards on eBay a year from now.
Short term thinking lad..... |
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Has it occurred to you that this conversation might be a test? |
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After you did your shooting, explain to us how you disassembled your Glock for cleaning.
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jsut give us your name & address and some nice men in white and blue suits will be there to pick you up to take you to Hmmmmmmm vote yeah right vote from your local voting precent located at the nears suitable hospital.
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What is with all the psycho trash we've been attracting lately?
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Preach on brutha! These 's are getting thick offupinhere! What did Samuel J say about the cockroaches in Die Hard with a Vengence? BigDozer66 |
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Its so funny that the Democrats are so immersed in their weird world, that all they have to go on when they come here and troll is their own mistaken notions and, really, parodies of what gun owners are. Look at this fucktard: he hits the "god" button, the "glock" button, and the "gee lets shoot in the backyard" button.
But he's still a fucktard troll and anyone can see through his bullshit. |
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Being a God fearing intelligent being in this world that He made my results would have been different! I would have hit Kerry all 17 times with my Glock 17 as we don't have those candy a$$ 10 round mag restrictions down here in God's Country! Cracka' Down! BigDozer66 |
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At least sterilization. And a muzzle. |
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Actually a penis shot may be more deadly, a number of folks have survived neck shots. In addition hitting the femoral artery in the leg can be quick & deadly as well. Need to do an autopsy to determin shot mortality.
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Or go see your doctor and get something differant, what your taking now is Not Working |
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Got Kerry in the thigh, in the arm and a direct hit in the penis.
A direct hit in the penis??? You didn't tell us that you also set up a John Edwards cutout and scored a direct head shot on him!! |
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I love this woman~ er, well... except for the creepy-ass avitar. |
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Say, , what model Glock was that, what caliber, how many rounds, and how do you field-strip it?
If you do actually have a gun, you need to practice much more. I'd hit Kerry at least in the chest every time from 50 yards. |
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Posts like this are the reason that people like me want to ship guys like you back to France. |
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Isn't there a bounty on trolls? Someone needs to claim this one.
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You didnt mention the cardboard of Edwards bending over. |
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Built up a tolerance to Thorazine haven't we?
If you DU trolls are going to post something make it well thought out and debatable. These short little whimsical ramblings are really pathetic. They are no fun whatsoever. Do you all gather around your little campfire screensaver and cackle "We really showed them, didn't we!" C'mon get creative. |
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Roaches and bugs! "Troll" covers a vast array of definitions. Sick, putrid, too far gone and senseless easily come to mind. |
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Wart78m is an unabashed troll. He ALWAYS posts outlandish, inflammatory shit & then runs.
He is NOT a member with a differing POV. He is NOT misunderstood, opinionated, or just joking around... he is a DU troll who comes here with ONE purpose in mind... to start trouble (just do a search on his user name). You have been warned... |
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Dude, your last hit on Kerry sounds like a perfect headshot. I think you simply misinterpreted the signs.
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